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OPENING WEEKEND Baldur's IN NUMBERS Gate 368 BRO 27-784 22 514 Origin Character selection: Number of Origin Characters Created Class choices: players managed to finish the game in the opening weekend Players spent a combined 88 years in character creation 22 286 Over 93% of players rolled a custom character Scratch has been petted over Gale Karlach Astarion Shadowheart Wyll Leazel One NPC was shoved into a chasm for every concurrent player we had during our peak on Sunday, 815 000. 750 000 times, cementing his reputation as the goodest boy in all the Realms. Almost 100,000 players have been rejected by Astarion, and we're all trying hard not to take it personally. The majority of players have chosen to romance Shadowheart instead, followed by Gale. In terms of diplomacy, players veer on the side of good. 15.966 14 862 Assaulted Grove 119 753 11.765 Players have played for at least 10 000 000 hours 250 K 200 150 K -100 K - 50 K -0 34.9% 20 000 →10 000 1h GALE Gale was the most popular played Origin character. We get it, who could resist the allure of that head of hair? Race choices: Saved Grove 65.1% 2715 7th Gale was also the 7th cause of death for players- but you only have yourselves to blame for being so flammable. Nearly 10% of characters spent at least an hour in character creation Of all player deaths, 12% were caused by friendly fire. Nice spellcasting there, Dave! Players spoke to over 1 400 000 corpses and over 2 400 000 animals! Next time somebody starts bragging about being fluent in nine languages, ask them if any of those include Squirrel. GALIN H Githyanki You FUNK -300 K 200 K 100 K or over 1225 years

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OPENING WEEKEND Baldur's IN NUMBERS Gate 368 BRO 27-784 22 514 Origin Character selection: Number of Origin Characters Created Class choices: players managed to finish the game in the opening weekend Players spent a combined 88 years in character creation 22 286 Over 93% of players rolled a custom character Scratch has been petted over Gale Karlach Astarion Shadowheart Wyll Leazel One NPC was shoved into a chasm for every concurrent player we had during our peak on Sunday, 815 000. 750 000 times, cementing his reputation as the goodest boy in all the Realms. Almost 100,000 players have been rejected by Astarion, and we're all trying hard not to take it personally. The majority of players have chosen to romance Shadowheart instead, followed by Gale. In terms of diplomacy, players veer on the side of good. 15.966 14 862 Assaulted Grove 119 753 11.765 Players have played for at least 10 000 000 hours 250 K 200 150 K -100 K - 50 K -0 34.9% 20 000 →10 000 1h GALE Gale was the most popular played Origin character. We get it, who could resist the allure of that head of hair? Race choices: Saved Grove 65.1% 2715 7th Gale was also the 7th cause of death for players- but you only have yourselves to blame for being so flammable. Nearly 10% of characters spent at least an hour in character creation Of all player deaths, 12% were caused by friendly fire. Nice spellcasting there, Dave! Players spoke to over 1 400 000 corpses and over 2 400 000 animals! Next time somebody starts bragging about being fluent in nine languages, ask them if any of those include Squirrel. GALIN H Githyanki You FUNK -300 K 200 K 100 K or over 1225 years

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