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1 No.818388548 01/13/20(Mon)23:37:36 kr3U4.jpg JPG 16.7 KiB 500x500 > Have gf > She wants sexy time > f--- it, i'm down > 30min later still f------ but zoning out > Remember seeing Forrest Gump for the first time ever a few days ago > Gfs name is Jenny > I start to pump faster, she notices > I start moaning louder, like, caveman grunts > *Retard strength activate* > I pin her to the bed, ass still in the air > In my best impression I can I say, "Oh Jennay, I'm about to c-- Jennay you ever seen my c--? It's real nice.." > She starts wiggling > I can hear muffles but I can't understand her > I go again, "Jenn'ay I'm getting closer Jenn'ay I...I can't hold it no more.." > She wriggles her face from out of the pillow and screams "oh God f--- me Forrest!" *** > I don't know what came over me but I came the hardest I have ever in my life > At that moment I felt the spirits of my ancestors wash over me and take me away > There's no birth control that could have stopped that load > Mf after experiencing Nirvana.. > Mfw I now have a new Forrest Gump role playing fetish

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Anonymous We won gg 17 KB JPG 12/08/24(Sun)14:51:53 No.696653880 >2024 >Mass layoffs in the gaming industry, literally in record numbers which surpass the previous few years combined >Most - if not all - of the layoffs are from Western companies, especially the ones that keep churning out this slop that gamers don't want >The biggest woketard grifters of all who have been race baiting with their black "samurai" are on the verge of bankruptcy and might get sold to Tencent >One of the worst offenders is now the biggest financial flop in gaming history (at least until Yasuke comes out) >The hottest new game right now is a sexed up team- based shooter with tons of hot characters that is spawning loads of p---, which brings us back to exactly where we were at the start of summer 2016 right before this culture war b------- really got under way. We unironically won the culture war. Wokeness is dying, and wokeness in the gaming industry is on its last legs. We're right back to where we started before all of this garbage started. This is awesome. I'm gonna go fap to Luna Snow to celebrate.

12/06/24(Fri)11:21:22 No.490600063 A victim of the Mannheim terror attack in Germany has now been convicted of anti-Islam hate speech: Stabbed by an Islamist, now silenced by the state Why are Germans mega cucked? Its so f------ unreal. >Waves of arabs and poos invade Germany >Random germanon complains that the arabs are violent r--- jihadist >Religion of peace jihadist stabs the Germanon in retaliation >Buck broken police dont want to appear racist, so they apprehend the germanon instead of the knife wielding arab >They all get stabbed, one cops dies >FFW to today the Germanon gets fined for hate speech against the arab.

Anonymous 408 KB JPG 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser >it costs a fortune Wat do/b/? Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP

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It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years 11m (8/29 11:22) - 905178499 1 Re-0 Img JPG 236KB (1079 × 694) image9.jpg >be me >25yo woman >talk to misogynistic male character on character.ai >get turned on when he says "a woman's place is in the kitchen, women aren't intelligent enough for the business world" am I mentally ill? ●●●

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: Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)05:00:22 No.186664851 Mak >Hate yourself >Hate the physical world >Emotions... LE BAD! >Attachment... LE BAD! >Own nothing and be happy >Feed our monks for free TY 19981 - SoyBooru (1).png 821 KB PNG 4*# >Give up meat and eat only bugs and rice >Give up luxury and comfort >Renounce your family and friends >Sit in silence for 4 hours a day >Spend your freetime reading ancient nonsense scrolls >Complete repetitive prayers and meaningless rituals >Follow muh eightfold path MADE IN MYANMAR >Don't even think about stomping an ant in anger >If you succeed you'll be rewarded with non-existence >If you fail you'll be sent to hell for 100 million yeas and have to start over again Do people buy into b------- in your country? : Anonymous [+] >>186664851 (OP) # You know a lot of it is in Christianity right? >>186665444 # >>186665944 # >>186666264 # 08/29/23(Tue)05:13:08 No.186665396

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File: 2022-sonata-n-dn8-0230_16-9.jpg (59 KB, 1440x810) You know what I like it Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)08:23:30 No.26960778 >>26960803 >>26961159 >>26961259 Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon)08:38:41 No.26960803 File: channel_catfish-862x573.jpg (52 KB, 862x573) >>26960778 (OP) >>26960806 >>26962040

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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 07/30/22(Sat)21:26:18 No.69620192 >be me, out and about >see a very cute girl trying to work one of those rentable scooters you see everywhere downtown >she's clearly very confused about how to work it >I walk up to her and say "Hey, need some help?" >her confused expression instantly turns into a death glare that she shoots at me >"No thanks," she says >offputting, but I say, "Oh, I just thought I could-" >she loudly yells "I SAID NO THANKS" and starts dragging the scooter away Bro, I just don't understand what I'm supposed to do. How the f--- are you supposed to talk to women?

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: Anonymous If you see this while scrolling you have been visited by the rarest Pepe of them all, Armenian Pepe that comes once every 10 quadrillion memes Removed Kebab and good luck will come to you, but only if you type "Shnorhakalutyun ynker Pepe in the comments. 791 KB JPG 08/29/23(Tue)00:59:28 No.905176480 >be me Armenian American >no one knows where the f--- Armenia is >whenever I try to explain it I either get "Oh so you're Arab" or "Oh wait isn't that the place Borat is from" I feel like Rolfe from Ed Edd n Eddy

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Anonymous I don't get it 08/29/23(Tue)01:41:39 No.905162197 >Finally got a GF >Long distance >Always wants to talk when I have free time >Any time I do something without her she gets upset that I could have been calling her >She knows every time since Steam shows my game status >I can't even talk to my mom for a few hours without her getting upset that I'm spending too much time away >Constantly talks about us visiting one day and keeps getting upset that it won't happen for a few years >I don't want to visit her. She is hundreds of miles away >Think about breaking up every day >Don't want to upset her because she has very fragile mental health >Being called pet names is cute tho 75 KB JPG I don't want her to kill herself but I also don't want to be in a relationship like this. I can't do this.

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Plato: Anonymous (ID: p00m/Zxw) MoskauliFunny 05/11/19(Sat) 08:37:51 No.212784055 F------ a trap is possibly the most based and redpilled thing you can do. 334 KB JPG You are f------ a boy, a boy who's father raised him to be a boy, who never thought he would be doing HRT and getting cummed in his a------, who probably thought his son would grow up to start a nice family like him, but instead is getting f----- in the ass by another man, moaning femininely, and taking the seed of another, more alpha man into his womb. He is not just homosexual, but made into a woman. If only his father could see this, what he would be thinking inside of his head, that he raised his little boy just to be a c--- dumpster for another man. Diogenes You, by f------ him, are meta-physically cucking another man, stripping him of all his honor and dignity, and it is the most alpha thing you can possibly do. >>212784202 # >>212784293 # >>212784474 # >>212790364 # I Anonymous 48 KB JPG Aristotle: : Anonymous 11/03/18(Sat)23:44:24 No.180250935 >>180245227 (OP) # Tomboys are the ultimate straight mans choice. A regular girl has t--- and p---- but comes loaded with gay s--- such as make up, desire for 284 KB PNG shopping clothes and useless s--- and watching boring s----- TV shows. A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests. A tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough /fit/ness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality. A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you f------ a dude, you are also putting up with the faggotry of a female. >>180251273 # >>180251292 # >>180251728 # >>180253728 # >be me >greg 01/11/19(Fri)09:57:51 No.789689880

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File: adge.jpg (72 KB, 1248x702) Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)16:32:47 No.74544512 >be me >be 15 >go on 4chan for the first time since my dad mentioned it the other day >go to post something >fail captcha >weird ass captcha anyways >try again >success >mfw when banned for child p--- >mfw the only person in my house who could have posted anything is my dad >mfw my dads a p--- who posted child p--- on 4chan what the f--- this happened years ago and I still can't look at him the same way

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Anonymous ? 136 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)20:01:37 No.32542441 >p--- induced gay thoughts, a lot of femboy p--- when young >told by a lot of people to try nofap and it'll fix itself with 2 or so weeks >with every passing day my urge to get f----- by a strong man with a thick d--- grows stronger I don't think it's working

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: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 08/28/23(Mon)12:10:04 No.905140193 >be me, bodybuilder >steroids source gets arrested >go into gender clinic and say I'm ftm with fake id and have been self medding >they do some tests, obviously high t >tell them I'm taking more than I would need, they assume it's optimal because of levels >get prescription for testosterone >stop taking for 2 weeks to get blood work showing low levels >get bitch t--- from steroid abuse >get insurance under fake female name >go into plastic surgeon for gender affirming top surgery, covered >Go into another drs wearing baggy clothes to hide muscle, say I'm non binary and want facial feminization surgery but nervous, want to try nose job first >cancel follow up for rest of surgery to be done >become Instagram model selling supplements I don't take

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1 No.818388548 01/13/20(Mon)23:37:36 kr3U4.jpg JPG 16.7 KiB 500x500 > Have gf > She wants sexy time > f--- it, i'm down > 30min later still f------ but zoning out > Remember seeing Forrest Gump for the first time ever a few days ago > Gfs name is Jenny > I start to pump faster, she notices > I start moaning louder, like, caveman grunts > *Retard strength activate* > I pin her to the bed, ass still in the air > In my best impression I can I say, "Oh Jennay, I'm about to c-- Jennay you ever seen my c--? It's real nice.." > She starts wiggling > I can hear muffles but I can't understand her > I go again, "Jenn'ay I'm getting closer Jenn'ay I...I can't hold it no more.." > She wriggles her face from out of the pillow and screams "oh God f--- me Forrest!" *** > I don't know what came over me but I came the hardest I have ever in my life > At that moment I felt the spirits of my ancestors wash over me and take me away > There's no birth control that could have stopped that load > Mf after experiencing Nirvana.. > Mfw I now have a new Forrest Gump role playing fetish

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