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Anonymous I killed my neighbors dog 61 KB PNG 08/28/23(Mon)19:50:44 No.74547393 This happened a few years ago and my parents won't talk to me anymore they just keep saying I'm f----- and need therapy >Be in high school >Neighbor kid is an a------ >Mostly hate him because he's a ginger >One day he steals my bike >F------ gingers >Decide to get revenge >Ginger kid got a new Labrador retriever >Break into back yard one day and play with puppy >Play hard enough the puppy draws blood >Let the dog go loose and punch a tree to make it look worse >Call the cops and tell them dog attacked me >Ginger kid comes home after finding dog >Police take dog to be put down I don't think I'm in the wrong but my parents do. They believed the dog attacked me until I told the truth. F------ kids need to learn actions have consequences.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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1 No.818388548 01/13/20(Mon)23:37:36 kr3U4.jpg JPG 16.7 KiB 500x500 > Have gf > She wants sexy time > f--- it, i'm down > 30min later still f------ but zoning out > Remember seeing Forrest Gump for the first time ever a few days ago > Gfs name is Jenny > I start to pump faster, she notices > I start moaning louder, like, caveman grunts > *Retard strength activate* > I pin her to the bed, ass still in the air > In my best impression I can I say, "Oh Jennay, I'm about to c-- Jennay you ever seen my c--? It's real nice.." > She starts wiggling > I can hear muffles but I can't understand her > I go again, "Jenn'ay I'm getting closer Jenn'ay I...I can't hold it no more.." > She wriggles her face from out of the pillow and screams "oh God f--- me Forrest!" *** > I don't know what came over me but I came the hardest I have ever in my life > At that moment I felt the spirits of my ancestors wash over me and take me away > There's no birth control that could have stopped that load > Mf after experiencing Nirvana.. > Mfw I now have a new Forrest Gump role playing fetish

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Anon got something else going on | /r/Greentext

It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years 11m (8/29 11:22) - 905178499 1 Re-0 Img JPG 236KB (1079 × 694) image9.jpg >be me >25yo woman >talk to misogynistic male character on character.ai >get turned on when he says "a woman's place is in the kitchen, women aren't intelligent enough for the business world" am I mentally ill? ●●●

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Anon is never getting reincarnated with this one | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)05:00:22 No.186664851 Mak >Hate yourself >Hate the physical world >Emotions... LE BAD! >Attachment... LE BAD! >Own nothing and be happy >Feed our monks for free TY 19981 - SoyBooru (1).png 821 KB PNG 4*# >Give up meat and eat only bugs and rice >Give up luxury and comfort >Renounce your family and friends >Sit in silence for 4 hours a day >Spend your freetime reading ancient nonsense scrolls >Complete repetitive prayers and meaningless rituals >Follow muh eightfold path MADE IN MYANMAR >Don't even think about stomping an ant in anger >If you succeed you'll be rewarded with non-existence >If you fail you'll be sent to hell for 100 million yeas and have to start over again Do people buy into b------- in your country? : Anonymous [+] >>186664851 (OP) # You know a lot of it is in Christianity right? >>186665444 # >>186665944 # >>186666264 # 08/29/23(Tue)05:13:08 No.186665396

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Anon likes a car | /r/Greentext

File: 2022-sonata-n-dn8-0230_16-9.jpg (59 KB, 1440x810) You know what I like it Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)08:23:30 No.26960778 >>26960803 >>26961159 >>26961259 Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon)08:38:41 No.26960803 File: channel_catfish-862x573.jpg (52 KB, 862x573) >>26960778 (OP) >>26960806 >>26962040

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This felt so nice to watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 07/30/22(Sat)21:26:18 No.69620192 >be me, out and about >see a very cute girl trying to work one of those rentable scooters you see everywhere downtown >she's clearly very confused about how to work it >I walk up to her and say "Hey, need some help?" >her confused expression instantly turns into a death glare that she shoots at me >"No thanks," she says >offputting, but I say, "Oh, I just thought I could-" >she loudly yells "I SAID NO THANKS" and starts dragging the scooter away Bro, I just don't understand what I'm supposed to do. How the f--- are you supposed to talk to women?

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No one Knows where Anon is from | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous If you see this while scrolling you have been visited by the rarest Pepe of them all, Armenian Pepe that comes once every 10 quadrillion memes Removed Kebab and good luck will come to you, but only if you type "Shnorhakalutyun ynker Pepe in the comments. 791 KB JPG 08/29/23(Tue)00:59:28 No.905176480 >be me Armenian American >no one knows where the f--- Armenia is >whenever I try to explain it I either get "Oh so you're Arab" or "Oh wait isn't that the place Borat is from" I feel like Rolfe from Ed Edd n Eddy

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anon is “straight” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous y 234 KB JPG, 1 Reply 01/16/23(Mon)21:46:11 No.892766144 >be me >average straight guy You already know View Thread

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Anon could not fix her | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I don't get it 08/29/23(Tue)01:41:39 No.905162197 >Finally got a GF >Long distance >Always wants to talk when I have free time >Any time I do something without her she gets upset that I could have been calling her >She knows every time since Steam shows my game status >I can't even talk to my mom for a few hours without her getting upset that I'm spending too much time away >Constantly talks about us visiting one day and keeps getting upset that it won't happen for a few years >I don't want to visit her. She is hundreds of miles away >Think about breaking up every day >Don't want to upset her because she has very fragile mental health >Being called pet names is cute tho 75 KB JPG I don't want her to kill herself but I also don't want to be in a relationship like this. I can't do this.

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Anon doesn’t read | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG 08/29/23(Tue)01:06:26 No.74546435 >be me >be bored at work >see energy drink powder >in break room >make myself a energy drink >dont read instructions >use five scoops >drink the whole thing in one go >read instructions >mfw i just drank 1000mg caffeine Its 1 am and I cant sleep Why am I like this

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Repost because I have not seen it in a while and it's my favourite greentext ever | /r/Greentext

Plato: Anonymous (ID: p00m/Zxw) MoskauliFunny 05/11/19(Sat) 08:37:51 No.212784055 F------ a trap is possibly the most based and redpilled thing you can do. 334 KB JPG You are f------ a boy, a boy who's father raised him to be a boy, who never thought he would be doing HRT and getting cummed in his a------, who probably thought his son would grow up to start a nice family like him, but instead is getting f----- in the ass by another man, moaning femininely, and taking the seed of another, more alpha man into his womb. He is not just homosexual, but made into a woman. If only his father could see this, what he would be thinking inside of his head, that he raised his little boy just to be a c--- dumpster for another man. Diogenes You, by f------ him, are meta-physically cucking another man, stripping him of all his honor and dignity, and it is the most alpha thing you can possibly do. >>212784202 # >>212784293 # >>212784474 # >>212790364 # I Anonymous 48 KB JPG Aristotle: : Anonymous 11/03/18(Sat)23:44:24 No.180250935 >>180245227 (OP) # Tomboys are the ultimate straight mans choice. A regular girl has t--- and p---- but comes loaded with gay s--- such as make up, desire for 284 KB PNG shopping clothes and useless s--- and watching boring s----- TV shows. A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests. A tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough /fit/ness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality. A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you f------ a dude, you are also putting up with the faggotry of a female. >>180251273 # >>180251292 # >>180251728 # >>180253728 # >be me >greg 01/11/19(Fri)09:57:51 No.789689880

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Anon finds out something about his dad | /r/Greentext

File: adge.jpg (72 KB, 1248x702) Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)16:32:47 No.74544512 >be me >be 15 >go on 4chan for the first time since my dad mentioned it the other day >go to post something >fail captcha >weird ass captcha anyways >try again >success >mfw when banned for child p--- >mfw the only person in my house who could have posted anything is my dad >mfw my dads a p--- who posted child p--- on 4chan what the f--- this happened years ago and I still can't look at him the same way

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Anon is real and gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? 136 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)20:01:37 No.32542441 >p--- induced gay thoughts, a lot of femboy p--- when young >told by a lot of people to try nofap and it'll fix itself with 2 or so weeks >with every passing day my urge to get f----- by a strong man with a thick d--- grows stronger I don't think it's working

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Anonymous I killed my neighbors dog 61 KB PNG 08/28/23(Mon)19:50:44 No.74547393 This happened a few years ago and my parents won't talk to me anymore they just keep saying I'm f----- and need therapy >Be in high school >Neighbor kid is an a------ >Mostly hate him because he's a ginger >One day he steals my bike >F------ gingers >Decide to get revenge >Ginger kid got a new Labrador retriever >Break into back yard one day and play with puppy >Play hard enough the puppy draws blood >Let the dog go loose and punch a tree to make it look worse >Call the cops and tell them dog attacked me >Ginger kid comes home after finding dog >Police take dog to be put down I don't think I'm in the wrong but my parents do. They believed the dog attacked me until I told the truth. F------ kids need to learn actions have consequences.

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