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Anonymous 63 KB JPG 08/22/23(Tue) 10:57:26 No.74475237 drop your retarded childhood stories: >be me, age 12 >hate showering more than anything >it feels gross and i hate getting wet >my mom starts telling me that if i don't shower every day then i can't eat dinner >i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan >let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom >quickly wet my hair with sink >mom buys it, i get dindin >after a month she gets suspicious >realize i have to step up my game >now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap >also run my hair under the shower so it's dripping wet and not just moist >she asks why i haven't asked her to buy shampoo yet >come up with final version of my genius plan >i'll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo >then i'll rinse off in the sink >all while the shower runs i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode

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Anonymous 51 KB JPG 07/13/24(Sat) 19:01:05 No.78144878 >Try to shoot the former President >Miss >Trump supporters are p----- that you shot at him >Safe-edgy shitlibs are p----- that you missed him >Basically everyone regardless of political affiliation is clowning on you What a f------ retard
Anonymous The millitary has made me more(...) WOJAK US ARMY 9 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon) 18:43:07 No.81148037 >Join army to pay for college and to get out of s----- circumstances >Most of the other guys there are also to get to college >Some of us out of desperation for better circumstances >See a bunch of f------ with silver spoons in their mouths treat us like we're a bunch of hardened killers >Said f------ think they're better than us because they have an education >These f------ also don't know, the vast majority of millitary members won't see combat as most jobs aren't combat related >To these idiots a cook is the same as an infantryman >I've been called a baby killer despite never deploying throughout my career or killing anyone >My job is literally a vehicle technician >Women avoid me thinking I'm a domestic abuser in the making >Retard civilians will say I'm more of a terrorist than the men I kill >They cannot comprehend that the military is not killing people for most of soldiers >I'm literally hated by half the country for just trying to have a better life >And these leftist f------ wonder why they can't win an election? >Not a Republican f--, but they've made me feel infinitely more welcomed than lefties >A Southern man saying "Good job son" and covering my lunch is one of the best things ever >Jesus Christ, joining the military really shows you how two faced most people are 58 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
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