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3h (9/27 15:14) - 74876433 · 6 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (233 × 216)- 95c.jpg 4 Replies >feeling sad about no gf and no love >take some oxy pills >feeling awesome and in love >problem solved :

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Both sides received the L for not making the move. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 923 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)05:52:37 No.74859827 im going to need the normies here to give me advice. let me give you some background >be me. have a long distance gf >I'm busy with school so I rarely talk with her outside of texts >havent called or done anything in days >starting to lose interest in her. i know im a bad person for this but I signed up to feel this way when I said yes to a long distance gf >go to college parties every weekend. start bring a girl from the friend group that's never gone to these things before, we'll call her new girl >start to notice that shes giving me a lot of attention. im inviting new girl personally, and im sometimes the only person she knows at these functions, so she follows me around and gets upset when i leave her >weeks pass and two things happen >the observation that new girl likes me makes it past my abject autism >long distance gf and i agree to go on a break. i said it was unfair to her that i couldnt give her time with everything going on >new girl starts flirting hard. she still thinks i "have" a gf >we went to a party together just this last saturday. afterwards we all went back to my place >my friends all decided to afterparty at the bars but new girl and i decided to stay home >the scene was: us two alone in my living room. were giving each other tarot readings. i learned how to do this because all my friends are art hoes like her >we do this for awhile and talk about whatever until my friends get home from the bar. then she says she has to go home and tells me to walk her to her car im 100% sure the reason neither of us made a move is because she still thinks i have a gf, i didnt mention that i "didnt" to her. the tension was painful, if someone made a move we would've slept together i know half of you retards here have done the whole long distance thing. what are the consequences of f------ this girl

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00:39 18 29m (9/22 0:10) · 74813440 · 3 Re. 0 Img GIF 988KB (220 × 156) · what the f---.gif 4 Replies Vo)) LTE 33% >meet a girl on discord (yes an actual girl). >shes cute, start talking to her everyday about random s---, we soon become really good friends. >occasionally throw in some playful-flirty banter to tease her cause i like seeing her reactions >she does the same back, its good fun >on a call one day i realize im stupidly in love with her, like to the point where i dont even recognize myself and am thinking about her all the time >realize the flirty s--- was probably all real without me even noticing >dont say anything because i know she already has a boyfriend of course. >she talks about wanting to meet me one day, we live in same country, pretty close actually >talks about playing games at my place, cooking stuff together, having me show her around my state >all the while i still dont know how im gonna subdue my feelings i appreciate the friendship, but god shes the perfect girl for me. God himself is toying with my feelings and laughing at me, showing me what i could have while not letting me have it. why did she have to be taken, anons? why? anyway, hows your social life? gotten outside yet? i know i havent. 26m (9/22 0:13). 74813457 >>71813440 (OP) ds like a w---- You'd be better off without her

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: Anonymous 104 KB PNG 07/02/21 (Fri)22:31:40 No.64416048 Can we get a good memories thread? >oldfag in texas >friends with punks/metalheads, gamers, outcasts, and "kickers" (rednecks) >short, brown vietnamese immigrant just moved to USA >he calls himself "Wayne" >he wears Wrangler jeans, button-up longsleeve shirts tucked in, belt buckle on his leather belt, cowboy hat, drives a chevy, and of course the brown cowboy boots >this dude is f-----' awesome >heavy vietnamese accent >quickly makes friends with all the kicker dudes >his accent is so thick, but he's just like them >"hell yeah brother" >is in the agriculture classes and auto shop and all that >the kickers just accept him >they call him john wayne >he shows up to parties and drinks lone star with us hope that dude is doin good

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: Anonymous 36 KB JPG reactions You're welcome 09/26/23(Tue)08:42:04 No.74866613 >go to r/foreveralonedating >make a thread pretending to be a loaded chad with absurd income numbers and typical chad qualities >wait for foids to fill your DMs >play along for a while >call them vapid w----- when they're about to set up a date and see their

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Who Packs More Power | /r/Greentext

59m (9/27 17:21) 74877276 5 Re - 0 Img PNG 893KB (933 × 1400) e0b651e6502f9887114ff088ef18f7f6.png 5 Replies ●●● ; >I saw what you posted online, anon. Do you really think the average man can beat a muscle girl up? That really p----- me off, you know... How do you respond?

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: Anonymous LOYAL 09/27/23(Wed)15:15:55 No.652228018 JohnnyKlebitz-GTAV.png 1.4 MB PNG >quits his gang >leaves his cheating meth head gf >starts a new chapter in his life >FFW 5 years T.LM.C LIBERTY VICE PRESIDENT >on the other side of the country with his cheating meth head gf with his gang and also addicted to meth What did Rockstar mean by this?

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Anon gets kicked out. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)13:24:55 No.74879864 >Be me >33 year old obese virgin neet >W---- single mom is kicking me out after discovering the cumjar collection >Have fourteen dollars and 25 cents in my bitcoin wallet (should have sold the top) >Have 36 hours to find someplace else to stay 542 KB JPG >already gathered all my Asuka figurines >Have approximately enough Lays and Mountain Dew to last the next 4 days Welp. Looks like its the end of the road for me bros. See you on the other side.

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Expect the Unexpected | /r/Greentext

7m (9/27 18:13) · 74877592 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (251 × 201) images.jpg + >be christian >devoted my entire life for Jesus >die a peaceful death >be at the heaven gate >I can see Jesus welcoming me >aww yiss >it's Odin mfw ●●● :

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Anon is the whitest man alive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous lunchables NACHOS CHEESE DIP & SALSA Lunchables 11g PROTEIN 64 KB PNG 09/27/23 (Wed)17:14:59 No.906742667 >be me >dating girl for 1 month >cutie stoner girl i met at my job at petsmart >ask her to spend the weekend and chill at my house >she agrees >decided to go get snacks >grab various microwavable items >grab a bologna lunachables for me and a nachos one for her (pic related) >feel like a champ for providing for my woman >last weekend rolls around >were watching a movie and smoking bong (we put on superbad) >half way through she asks for a snack >i grab both lunchables and sit back down with her >she immediately takes the bologna one from me >i hate nachos because ive never been good with anything spicy >had never had the lunchables one but assumed it wouldnt be spicy because for children >decide to man up and let her have the one she wants >start shoving chips and cheese into my mouth >tears form in my eyes but im not backing down >put on a brave face continue eating >finally cant take it anymore its too spicy for me >tears streaming down my face >i reach for my water >she bursts into laughter >"are you really too big of a p---- to handle a lunchable?" >MFW she knows im too weak for cheese intended for comsumption by children >relationship now feels like its on the rocks >she now seems distant and treats me like a child >ask her if shes coming over this weekend again >she said no anons help me regain my manhood ;-;

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The Attorney's Vow | /r/Greentext

51m (9/27 9:12) · 906731152 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 90KB (950 x 914) F6_c9_gWYAAB5ml.jpg 1 Reply >Be me >28yo >Lawyer >We get a curse on how to spot gaslighting behavior >Said curse was very descriptive to the point it basically taught us how to gaslight >Three weeks pass >Can't get the idea out of my head >Decided to give it a change and start gaslighting my gf >It took me a year but now she's scared of dying alone and leaving the house >She basically begged me to marry her and protect her forever >We're living our own sugar-coated hell I guess all is fair in love and war.

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Anon gives his gym shoes to a homeless person | /r/Greentext

KB, O Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)21:53:02 No.29840099 >be me >hook up on tinder with 4/10 obese roastie >could prob do better but she sucks a good d--- >she buys me new gym sports shoes >weird super expensive nike shoes with giant clear rubber soles >they look dumb as f---, no way im wearing these things >decide to give them to homeless brown immigrant who lives in gym trash cans >he seems pleased >fast forward a couple of months, obese roastie wants to not be obese >after a month of daily blowing im willing to accept her despite her looks >she comes to gym to lose her unsightly blubber >sees homeless brown immigrant in street outside gym with my nikes >gets really upset about why i dont have the shoes >she starts crying, saying how humiliated she feels >i tell her he threatened me >she tells gym manager who calls cops >cops want to speak to me about the "robbery" Bros need some advice. No way im being honest about this. Im willing to let the homeless guy go to jail over this but i dont want to lie to police as thats a crime. I really want to keep getting sucked by this girl and dont want her to leave me.

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