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![09/28/23(Thu)10:29:10 No.906787976 >suspect something medically wrong with you >go to your doctor >recommends specialist to find out what's wrong >have to play around specialist's schedule so if you have a life outside of sucking doctor's d---- to get an appointment good f------ luck >specialist eventually sees you and finds nothing wrong : Anonymous How do you manage pain? Exercise/Yoga Tylenol/Ibuprofen Alcohol Accupuncture/Massage Heroin Prescriation pain meds I simply live with the pain. See more polls Vote View results 854 KB PNG >recommends you to another specialist >repeat at least 3 times with the bills from each of the visits starting to pile up >finally get someone who knows what the f--- they're talking about >"Oh it's just [really bad thing] that might f--- you up for life if you don't take this medicine and/or we don't perform this surgery" >"By the way that'll be [your life savings] plus tax" >"And, sorry, sweetie, but your insurance called, and they're not covering it because they said so :)" Why is the medical industry like this? Despite the mountainous advancements we've made in terms of medical science over the past half century it still requires you to gamble your work AND social life just for a chance to see someone worth a s---, then they charge an arm and a leg because you had the gall to ask someone do their job regardless if the problem was minor or life-threatening. We live in a society where people would sooner die than be in medical debt for the rest of their life. Where the f--- did we go so wrong as a species where helping your fellow man not f------ die became such a slow and sluggish process?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/670/031/251.jpg "Anon visits doctor | /r/Greentext")
![File: 5a1.jpg (6 KB, 249x201) Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)19:08:47 No.74878631 [Reply] ► >>74878648 >>74878657 >dissolve sodium nitrite in water to test it >after, figure i wanna see just what it tastes like, apparently it's very bad >merely press my tongue against the spoon that was dipped in it >very salty but not bad at all >become light-headed for the next 15 minutes, vision seems to have latency and get a minor headache i wasn't expecting it to be this potent, w-- Anonymous 09/27/23(Wed)19:11:14 No.74878648 >>74878631 (OP) Bro why did you decide to test literal poison.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/669/906/a15.png "Anon f---- around with chemicals | /r/Greentext")
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![File:1192563983.jpg-(26 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 10/16/07(Tue)15:46:23 No. 42979025 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/003/032/624/e10.jpeg "Anon runs a M&Ms eugenics program. | /r/Greentext")
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