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3h (9/29 10:22) · 74896122 · 22 Re - 1 Img GIF 21KB (680 × 544) · 1673032167701.gif 10 Replies □ : >go to doctor for a scheduled appointment >she casually asks me what i do with my friends in my free time >tell her i have no friends >think nothing of it >a few months later, go to another doctor for an unrelated issue >take a peek at the doctor's computer >he has my file open >it says that i have no friends Why did she write that down? What's the point of this?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous JANNA 45 KB JPG 07/11/22 (Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI : Anonymous You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon 07/11/22 (Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned

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Online Sparks | /r/Greentext

5m (9/28 23:18) 74890535-0 Re - 0 Img GIF 658KB (498 x 263) · banjo-kazooie-banjo.gif >Be me >friends with some spergy e-girl >she gets horny with me >I pick up on it >start fapping together >she shows me her vagina >It's bushier than the jungles of Vietnam >fortunateson.mp3 >Let her know that well she's very attractive >Gently nudge her to deal with that 70s afro between her legs >next time she shows it off it's bald >she always keeps it shaved for me >we eventually got bored of each other and moved on >pretty sure this little e-slut now keeps herself shaved for whatever e-boy she's showing herself to even now What have you done to make the world a better place?

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The Bus to Heartbreak | /r/Greentext

1h (9/29 0:25) 74891187-6 Re - 0 Img JPG 98KB (500 × 558) - guts.jpg 3 Replies >Girl sits next to me in the bus even though there are other sits available >by the end I tell her "excuse me" to leave the bus because we were about to approach where I was headed to. She just smiles and does it immediately. >As I leave I notice through window reflections that she is staring at me, when I look towards her she just smiles at me. >leave Did I f--- up my only chance? Did Allah decide to bless me and I f----- up nonetheless?

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Anon's dad is a mastermind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri)06:00:00 No.11732823 >2010 >be 15 >mom tells dad to mow the lawn >"ok will do" >mom leaves >5 min later dad tells me to mow the lawn >says I cant go out the whole weekend if I refuse >have to mow the lawn >dad gives me 15 bucks as payment >"wow thanks dad...20 bucks would be better tho" >"you get another 5 bucks if you tell your mom I did the lawnmowing" >surewhatever.jpg >mom comes home >surprised to hear dad really mowed the lawn >says she thought he will simply forget it >dad says he sure does what the most beautiful woman in the world asks him to do :^) >mom is impressed also blushes >leave house because so cringe >meet with friends >come home to hearing my dad loudly banging my mom smart mofo outplayed as all, got p---- while doing nothing for getting it

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Don't let girls inside your friend groups. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)12:14:07 No.893410448 ► >Be me >Be in this friend group for 5+ years, we all met online p much >Mostly boys, with one or two girls >Hang out everyday on Discord in VC, meet IRL pretty often, talk about literally everything, play lots of vidya, have the dumbest arguments and the most emotional convos >Literally my best friends ever, we all love each other a ton >One of the boys, let's call him Jason, has been dating this girl in our friend group, let's call her Stephany, for 4+ years at this point >Suddenly they break up, messy stuff but the friend group stays intact. Jason is super depressed though, Stephany looks mostly okay, bounces back up very quick >Another boy from the friend group, let's call him Todd, starts secretly dating Stephany despite being Jason's best friend in the group >Jason eventually finds out, immediately leaves the friend group, cuts all communication with us >We're all panicking because he won't answer to messages, we're afraid he might kill himself, never hear of him again >Todd feels like s---, is super depressed >Stephany acts depressed at first, but bounces back very quickly. Is back to normal within a few weeks like nothing happened, while the rest of us are still shocked and somewhat depressed >Just yesterday another boy leaves the friend group because he couldn't bear Jason's sudden leave, cuts all communication with us and calls us d---- for not standing up with Jason Never let girls inside your friend groups, bros. They will tear it to shreds

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RIP Dumbledore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/28/23(Thu)23:00:15 No.190379606 >"I must go now, Anon. My time has come." >The white mist began to swirl around him. He was fading. >"But don't stop shitposting on mt account, Anon. Don't let your memories of me fade." >He stretched his legs one last time. >"Don't forget: I might be off this ride, but you're here forever." >He passed calmly.

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Anon is a bottom mathematician | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 96 KB JPG 08/02/21 (Mon)08:44:21 No.21734413 >be bottom mathematician >be dating top engineer >he gets mad at me when I do unconventional notation like using j for imaginary numbers instead of i or not using leading zeros to represent probability >today me and him went on a hike and we wanted to calculate the mean threshold for optimal slope ravine navigating >when setting up the integral suddenly an epiphany hits me >if dx can be treated as an operative and if integral multiplication among the reals is associative then it shouldn't matter if the dx ends the integral or starts the integral. >put the dx before the integral I got hate f----- so hard that night

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The Principles of Newspeak | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)15:37:40 No.74500275 >be me >chatting with a zoomer girl I matched with on Bumble >unironically calls p--- "corn" >ask if she means p--- >says it comes from using tiktok and not wanting to get flagged by the Al or something >but she uses it in everyday life >says "unalive" instead of "kill" or "dead" >says "seggs" instead of "sex" >says "grape" instead of "r---" >says "le$bian" instead of "lesbian" there's more that I can't remember rn. it pisses me the f--- off. does this annoy anybody else?

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Anon got bond burgered | /r/Greentext

ⒸITT: Forgotten memes of /tv/ past Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)13:51:53 No. 115776015 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:28:12 No.115783989>>115784275 >>115784363 >>1157 epic.jpg (21 KB, 540x464) google yandex iqdb wait Last night I your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:35:46 No.115784 bond burger.jpg (93 KB, 640x480) google yand Bod >>115783989 >>115783989 >last night I Pierce Brosnan hamburgered your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:08:14 No.115785 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)16:33:51 No.115784275 >>115797959 >>115804233 >>115805011 1553714039048.jpg (22 KB, 526x423) google yandex iqdb wait >>115783989 BOND ABURGERED Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:12:33 No. 115786 1558982850856.jpg (97 KB, 838x838) google y Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)17:56:23 No.1 >>115783989 spy bun sister? >>115783989 wait a minute Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:42:28 No.1 >>115783989 you bondburgered my sister? Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)18:05:39 No. 115788954>>115797815 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:47:41 No. 115797815 >>115797959 >> >>115783989 >>115788954 >>115783989 It makes sense if you combine it with the architect meme >last night I had Pierce beef up your sister Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)18:36:10 No. 115790509 Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)19:22:11 No.115792996 >>115797959 >>115804233 >> >>115783989 >>115783989 So is it "pierced in n' out" or 69'd? It's "pierced the buns of your sister. nonymous 05/29/19(Wed)20:49:48 No. 115797959 >>115798746 >>115801022 >>115802446 >>115805011 >>115783989 >>115784275 >>115785879 >>115786088 >>115788420 >>115788954 >>115790509 >>115792996 >>115797506 >>115797815 ITS SILENTLY POUNDED F---. I MADE THIS ONE NIGHT AND THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD GET IT. TURNS OUT YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID F------ MONGOLOIDS. Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)21:05:55 No. 115798746 ✓ Anonymous 05/29/19(Wed)22:24:08 No. 115802446 >>115797959 no you retard it's bond burgered >>115797959 It's gun bunned

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Breaking Free from Poverty | /r/Greentext

38m (9/29 1:17) · 74891673 · 1 Re - 1 Img PNG 93KB (396 × 385) · ea4.png 1 Reply G : You have no excuse to be poor in 2023 if American >California literally legalized theft >all stores throughout most states are unable to prosecute you for stealing >weakest government of all time >weakest IRS of all time >weakest military of all time So.. why aren't you stealing or debt maxxing to get rich? You have no excuse not to unless you just don't like money.

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Anon jacks off and is horrified. | /r/Greentext

File :1182758495.jpg-(21 KB, 450x337, dead_ant.jpg) >>06/25/07(Mon)04:01:59 No.30920594 Your urethra.. >> 06/25/07(Mon)04:02:50 No.30920668 Other ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:03:32 No.30920729 >>30920594 God damn it, Anonymous. My apartment has ant problems sometimes during this time of year, but I've never seen them outside of the kitchen, and certainly nowhere near or in my bed. I don't have a roommate or a gf or anything, so I think I can rule out someone playing a prank on me >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:03:41 No.30920740 That's what you get for shoving Pixie Stix up your d-------. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:07:53 No.30921073 They have obviously accepted you as their new queen. I assume they will be mass produced for the war with rival ants? 06/25/07(Mon) 04:01:35 No.30920557 Okay, /b/, I hope you can explain what happened to me. I just jacked off into a napkin. Okay, fine, that's normal, it's what I usually do before I go to sleep. Only along with the usual globs of semen came a few carcasses of dead ants, and a significant amount of blood. I'm not going to be able to sleep the rest of the night. Where the f--- did those ants come from? >>06/25/07(Mon)04:09:37 No.30921208 Stop f------ whining. Your d--- shoots ants >> O 5/25/07(Mon)04:10:16 No.30921260 >>30921208 OP NEEDS TO FIGHT CRIME >>06/25/07(Mon)04:10:57 No.30921304 i can see it now... How do I shoot ant?" >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:11:47 No.30921370 You just awakened your mutant ability. Now you must c-- ants inside girls and spread your newfound powers >>06/25/07(Mon)04:12:34 No.30921424 OP has evolved into a killing machine. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:12:51 No.30921447 F--- you OP, I was about to fap before I read this thread. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:13:40 No.30921506 1. BUY MASK 2. FIGHT CRIMINALS WITH YOUR MAGIC D--- ANTS 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!!!! >>06/25/07(Mon)04 13:58 No.30921522 >>30920557 OP is the next step in human/ant symbiosis. Separate we are weak, but together nothing can stop us! >>06/25/07(Mon)04:14:51 No 30921593 I CAME INSECTS >>06/25/07(Mon)04:15:29 No.30921631 >>30921593 OH LAWD >>06/25/07(Mon)04:15:43 No.30921643 >>30921506 lolwut? >> 06/25/07(Mon)04:17:00 No.30921733 thats what you get for f------ an ant hill >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:19:16 No.30921892 >>30921733 f------ end of thread. I lol'd hard >> 06/25/07(Mon) 04:27:35 No.30922416 /r/ ant p--- >>06/25/07(Mon)04:28:27 No.30922463 bitches don't know bout my d--- ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:28:47 No.30922490 You have to stick your d--- in an anthill so they can go back home. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:29:13 No.30922521 >>30922463 please turn into image macro >>06/25/07(Mon)04:30:55 No.30922628 >>30922490 LOL listen to this man. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:32:23 No.30922723 File 1182760343.jpg-(93 KB, 750x600, The rules.jpg) CMON /B/ I DEMAND RULE 34 THE BULES. >>06/25/07(Mon)04:32:04 No.30922697 File 1182760324.png-(11 KB, 600x472, you.png) >>30922697 >>06/25/07 (Mon)04:33:23 No.30922793 oh f---, i lol'd >>06/25/07(Mon)04:34:32 No.30922868. I know how to solve this problem.... GET AN ANTEATER TO SUCK YOUR D---! ITS A WIN WIN U GET RID OF THE ANTS AND U GET YOUR D--- SUCKED! >>30922868 ITS FOOLPROOF >>30920557 I drew this for you op.. >>06/25/07(Mon) 04:35:26 No.30922936 on.... d--- ants? >>06/25/07(Mon)04:39:22 No.30923190 i've lol'd at nearly every post in this thread >>06/25/07(Mon)04:40:26 No.30923263 >>30922723 >>06/25/07(Mon)04:40:55 No.30923294 Dat File 1182760855.png-(13 KB, 600x472, you.png) >>30922723 Op and his d--- ants >>06/25/07(Mon)04:42:01 No.30923358 File 1182760921.jpg-(18 KB, 204x252, antcloseup.jpg) I AM AN ANT AND I LOVE SEMEN, I MUST HAVE MORE SEMEN, GARBLE GARBLE >>06/25/07(Mon)04:46:43 No 30923683 This is just like the time i put sugar in my ass

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Rant of the guy who shot up a home and school today and killed 2 people, then set a hospital on fire in Rotterdam | /r/Greentext

View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace tfw.jpg, 26KiB, 564x518 >tfw political prosecution of Asperger men motorAnon ID: kp4zioh8 Sat 05 Aug 2023 20:15:57 No.436995585 >be me >legit clairvoyant genius, bordering on predicting the future >dont connect with 99.9% of "humans" (normies) because theyre clinically retarded compared to me >never had any friends or GFs (women instinctively hate aspie men because we dont fall for their manipulation) >go to med school >keep getting suspended for 6 months every year in there because "i dunno hes just weird" >teachers legit put that in the reports: "he does everything right but hes just weird, he creeps us out when he does X, Y, Z" >med school exam commission says they have to suspend me but cant kick me out because i literally didnt do anything wrong >takes me 10 years to finish med school >become a raging alcoholic every time they suspend me >in a blackout drunk stupor I torture one of my rabbits in my own garden and get convicted for it due to a coalburner videotaping it >allegedly kick my annoying puppy dog in garden, police raid my home SWAT style like I killed someone >police report this to med school, why you might ask? Because the local officer was angry I got off >med school exam committe says they refuse to issue my diploma now despite having all points from the curriculum >got fired from job because it depended on the diploma >destitute Replies: 336 View Report >hurrrr its your fault for being a degenerate alcoholic My dear asperger brothers, with my whole heart I strongly recommend you to just go NEET and never try to do anything in academics, especially if youre not a cuck and insist on speaking your mind like a man. You will be chewed out and you will realize too late that your success has nothing to do with your actual results but on how much other "humans" (normies) like you. Yes, LIKE you. The entire world hates us. Being high IQ is like being a nobleman during the French revolution. Asperger isnt even real, it stems from being so high IQ that you never connect with other people because their thoughts are on the level of a dog compared to you so you never socialize. Conclusion: death to normies. View Report motorAnon ID:rDjuDoj6 Sun 30 Jul 2023 13:14:22 No.436277701 >>436277232 Graduated med school and was set to do medical evaluations at home/while eating breakfast at 5 pailles in Paris. Then some cop seethed that i beat a criminal court case concerning me allegedly kicking my dog (the horror i know) and he sent emails to my university who then halted my diploma as they were signing it. So now im an effective neet, no job, no education, even my high school education was now basically retroactively for nothing. Thats why i tell you guys: dont try, stay neet. Its so easy to have decades of work and money ruined by either divorce or just some cop spitefully sending emails around/harrassing you/ false accusations. Dont try, you cant win.

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3h (9/29 10:22) · 74896122 · 22 Re - 1 Img GIF 21KB (680 × 544) · 1673032167701.gif 10 Replies □ : >go to doctor for a scheduled appointment >she casually asks me what i do with my friends in my free time >tell her i have no friends >think nothing of it >a few months later, go to another doctor for an unrelated issue >take a peek at the doctor's computer >he has my file open >it says that i have no friends Why did she write that down? What's the point of this?

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