WHEN THE DM HAS TO LISTEN TO THE PARTY DECIDING HOW TO COMPLETE THEIR QUEST DM How do you get the mcguffin locked in a vault? A Steal it, obviously B: poison the king cdate the princess forge documents from a rival nation declaring war D:

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THE DM DESCRIBES THE GORGEOUS CITY AS YOU GO OVER THE HILL DM GIVES THE DEAF PC PLAYER A PIECE OF PAPER imgflip.com THE DEAF PC FREEZES ON THE HILL AND STARES AT THE CITY, SHAKING SLIGHTLY THE DEAF PC SCREAMS IN PURE HORROR AND RUNS FOR HIS LIFE, IN THE OTHER DIRECTION

Hello Lancaster from LANCER Hello Life Cleric from DUNGEONS DRAGONS Channel Divinity: Preserve Life REDUNDANT SYSTEMS Starting at 2nd level, you can use your Channel Divinity to heal the badly injured. At your discretion, other characters adjacent to the Lancaster can spend its REPAIRS as their own.

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HAVE A NORMAL 'SAVE THE KINGDOM, DEFEAT THE BIG BAD'STORYLINE INSTEAD, MAKE THE BBEG A FORMER HIRELING WHO STOLE THE MCGUFFIN AND ALL OF THE PARTY'S TREASURE HAVE THEM CONFRONT THE HIRELING WHO IS REVEALED TO BE A BBEG AND KILL THE PARTY HAVE THE PARTY RESURRECTED BY A FACTION AGAINST THE NEW RULER AND HAVE A SAVE THE KINGDOM DEFEAT THE BIG BAD STORYLINE EXCEPT NOW IT'S PERSONAL.

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