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49 KB JPG >on random server >"Hey Anon, how old are you?" >"I'm uh... 23" >Everyone laughs > "Christ grandpa, isn't it bedtime for you?" >"Who let the old man in?" >"Dude, yo do know we're all like 13 to 16 here, right" >"G-Guys I was joking, I'm 16" >"HAHAHA, that's what I thought" >"Wew, I was actually about to kick you from the server anon" After this and a couple of other experiences, I think I might give up on online gaming altogether. Seems like everything is now filled with f------ zoomers. I'm scared, honestly. I don't know, maybe I'm legit outgrowing this s---.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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169 KB JPG loosing his son >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so Il stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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Anon is in love with a slave | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)21:01:33 No.907357705 >going on 1 year with qt fake-queer (says she's bi/multigender despite being just a straight girl) black girl >tiktok witchy-fakegoth-egirl sorta deal, some of her tiktoks are jokes about having a white bf >about 5 months in having sex >she's always pretty vocal, I just grunt and moan when I c-- 417 KB JPG >"Yeah f--- that p----" >"F--- that s--- up Anon" >keep pounding away >"Gimme that white d---" >a month later, f------ >"Gimme that colonizer d---" >stop for a second and then keep going >8 months >"Yes massa gimme that white c---, f--- that ass up" >"F--- you take that p---- good massa" >we're in Florida but she puts more of a southern accent on when we f--- >very obvious comedic slave voice >c-- in her everytime >"I love you Anon! That felt so good hehe" >love you too >going on a year, f------, she's basically screaming it out >"Yes massa f--- that black p----~! Breed that s---!" >"I'm your slave, I'm your bitch" >c-- in her, groan while she mumbles "Yes put that white baby in me" >laying in bed, kiss and say I love you's >never discussed this ever with her >offhandedly joked about it once while we were watching a movie and she glared at me like I kicked our dog and then was pissy for two days >just let her do her little fantasies while we f--- now I don't know how I stumbled backwards into this, I don't think I'm gonna marry her, if this is a year in there's just gonna be weird s--- down the road, she's gonna make me whip her or drive her to a cotton farm or something

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Anonymous (ID: 5M8vA/OD 10/07/23(Sat)21:18:14 No.443741979 image_2023-10-08_001801986.png 432 KB PNG No Palestinian ever put black people in my Lord of The Rings.

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What’s not to get | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What the f---? 231 KB PNG 12/23/21(Thu)20:18:51 No.66689300 What the f---? >Girl in my class that I talk with sometimes : Anon >People think we're together >She keeps saying how she will NEVER date me >One day we're making some small talk >Topic goes onto dating >And that she's way out of my league >Don't care lol. >She reinstates that she can do way better then me >"That's ok, I don't really think you're really good looking" >She hasn't talked to me since 12/23/21(Thu)20:23:29 No.66689341 >>66689300 (OP) # >haha i get to flex that this guy totally wants to f--- me but i would never >"actually I don't like you at all" >realize I'm just a failed attention w---- >immediately cut contact to save face average basic bitch things

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: Anonymous New Vegas 42 KB JPG 10/09/23(Mon)16:02:16 No.653573783 >made in 18 months >in a cave with a box of scraps >been beating the s--- out of every Bethesda game before or since, except for maybe Morrowind. How in the f--- did they do it?

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Anon establishes dominance over small mammal | /r/Greentext

File: catandmouse.jpg (374 KB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)01:57:21 No.4638045 ► >Cat brings me dead bird >Google why he did that >Read online that cats see humans as other cats >They bring you dead animals because they think you are a dumb cat that cannot hunt >I place 25 glue traps around my home >Bring my cat 2-4 live mice per day so he knows I hunted them Take that, f-----. I'm a better cat than you, s-------.

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Anonymous (ID: +QwA7suZ 816 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)10:35:19 No.443781048 you can conduct combat operations without rating and murdering innocent women and children, and parading their bodies through the streets triumphantly

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Anonymous 108 KB PNG 9.10.2023, 10:29:17 No.41951568 > be me > dad gets divorced and is sad and alone > I decide to hire prostitute > tell her to try to sleep with dad without letting him know she's a h-----. > she starts flirting with him after i introduce them > she spends the night at his new place after i leave > dad calls the next day happy as f--- telling me how he managed to get her to bed with him > mfw

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: Anonymous A 5 KB JPG >be me >straight >he lubes my ass c--- deep in my hole 10/08/23 (Sun)20:04:49 No.75000493

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Anon suffers from withdrawal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Family Guy Funniest Moments Bro Hono Gaming 20 KB JPG 112 10/08/23(Sun)20:45:18 No.75004579 3 Replies >be me >take 3mg of Xanax a day for a week to take a break from reality >2mg in morning and 1mg at night >run out >first day just kinda feels like I have a soul again >2nd day withdrawals set in >shaking anxious cant be still even when I try >been 4 days >been picking at my fingers so much they bleed >have uncopious amounts of energy I cannot get rid of >barely eat bc when I do I feel nauseous When the f--- will it end? I thought it would only last 3 days View Thread Anonymous >>75004579 (OP) # just stop worrying about it 10/08/23(Sun)21:12:51 No.75004780

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You've seen the cum mouse-pad, you know of the cum rag, now prepare for the cum spice rack! | /r/Greentext

File: sad (3).jpg (23 KB, 640x480) » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:40:28 No.693029142 ► >>693029242 >>693029612 >>693028802 (OP) Its cumin you f------ O Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:41:03 No.693029209 >>693028802 (OP) lol bump ⒸAnonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:37:46 No.693028802 >>693028879 >>693029142 >>693029209 >>693029210 >>693029337 >>693029446 >>693029624 >tfw parents find the c-- spice rack honestly thinking of offing myself, I think my dad disowned me. >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:38:24 No.693028879 >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:41:03 No.693029210 ► >>693029718 >>693028802 (OP) C-- spice rack? >>693028802 (OP) I am so excited to hear what a c-- spice rack is, go ahead anon >>693028879 >>693029028 >>693029210 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:39:30 No.693029028 ► >>093029402 >>093029718 Yeah, can you elaborate? » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:45:07 No.693029718 ► >>693029899 >>693029903 >>693029917 >>693030032 >>693030095 >>693030206 >>693030221 >>693030344 >>693030378 >>693030392 >>693030406 >>693030483 >>693030607 >>693030618 >>693030624 File: spoice.jpq (15 KB, 283x300) >lecture >tears >my spices are gone >accidentally c-- on food I was eating a couple years ago >fuckit.jpeg >the food tastes like 100 times better >experiment c------ on food >decide it has to be the spices >ride my bike to walmart and buy a spice rack and spices after months of trials >c-- in lemon pepper >put it on a steak >godlike.exe lel >flash forward several year later >have a spice rack like pic related under my bed >mom snoops >waits for me to come home from work >tells me I need help and storms out >she comes home with my dad from his work >>693029718 Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:46:42 No.693029917 ► Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:50:11 No.693030378 ► >>693029718 Man, I wish I was naive and still believed stuff on the internet. This would have been hilarious. >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:50:59 No.693030483 File: 1.jpg (2.47 MB, 2896x1944) A This can't be real >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:46:37 No.693029903 ► File: blank.jpg (11 KB, 178x178) >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:52:01 No.693030607 ► File: 1462915941314.jpg (25 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:51:43 No.693030576 ► >>693030703 >>693030769 >>693030576 Get more food being as it has c-- on it now >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:53:09 No.693030769 ► >>693029718 the f---? >>693029718 >months of trials GOOD GOD MAN Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:01 No.693030862 File: 1457903595284.jpg (13 KB, 320x319) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:59:44 No.693031565 File: 1286989451581 (6).jpg (25 KB, 256x256) Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)20:03:09 No.693031937 ► File: image.jpg (60 KB, 604x437) Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:47:35 No.693030032 ► >>693029718 n----- all you had to do was add salt >>693030344 you know, sometimes oure eating and jerking off and then you have an early unplanned explosion then BAM; you got c-- in your food, and what else Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:02:54 No.693031905 >>693029718 This can't be real right? c-- spice rack >>693029718 my mom told me I have to quit and stay home because she thinks I'm autistic. haven't seen my dad in two days >>693029718 put me in the cap Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:49:48 No.693030344 ► >>683030576 >>693029718 Dude how the f--- do you accidentally c-- on your own food? WHAT THE F--- parents find the c-- spice rack parents find the c-- spice rack the c-- spice rack Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:52:06 No.693030618 ► File: IMG 20160623 015315.jpg (107 KB, 889x960) Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:50:25 No.693030406 ► » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:50:18 No.693030392 ► >>693029718 thank you. I'm glad to be part of this. O Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:53:22 No.693030794 File: image 9.jpg (63 KB, 439x480) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on my food >>693029718 And the Bible, the Koran and the other religious book say that will come worst things... >> Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:48:53 No.693030221 ► >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food I was eating >accidentally c-- on food >accidentally Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:02 No.693030863 Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:02:21 No.693031856 File: 1462690104205s.jpg (2 KB, 124x125) >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:48:00 No.693030095 ► >>693029718 Did you ever make some jerked chicken with your spices? >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:54:37 No.693030935 ► >>693030576 >you know sometimes you're eating and jerking off I've never been in that situation. No, I don't know, anon >>693029718 pics or didnt happen ther left to do, right? Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:52:11 No.693030624 ► >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:52:44 No.693030703 ► >>693029718 Seems too good to be true. Pics of rack. >>693030576 Mom's right. You need help. Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:53:57 No.693030857 ➤ File: 1329017260718.jpg (27 KB, 347x466) >>693028802 (OP) What did I just read? >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:02 No.693030865 File: fuckingkek.jpg (30 KB, 424x473) >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:03:45 No.693032017 File: 1466140219001.jpg (62 KB, 623x713) >>693029718 I hope to f------ god this is real, you're a hero if it is Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:03:09 No.693031935 ► File: 1452299002060.png (296 KB, 649x649) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food I was eating >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:04:11 No.693032070 ► >>693029718 >c-- in lemon pepper

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49 KB JPG >on random server >"Hey Anon, how old are you?" >"I'm uh... 23" >Everyone laughs > "Christ grandpa, isn't it bedtime for you?" >"Who let the old man in?" >"Dude, yo do know we're all like 13 to 16 here, right" >"G-Guys I was joking, I'm 16" >"HAHAHA, that's what I thought" >"Wew, I was actually about to kick you from the server anon" After this and a couple of other experiences, I think I might give up on online gaming altogether. Seems like everything is now filled with f------ zoomers. I'm scared, honestly. I don't know, maybe I'm legit outgrowing this s---.

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