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Anonymous 108 KB PNG 9.10.2023, 10:29:17 No.41951568 > be me > dad gets divorced and is sad and alone > I decide to hire prostitute > tell her to try to sleep with dad without letting him know she's a h-----. > she starts flirting with him after i introduce them > she spends the night at his new place after i leave > dad calls the next day happy as f--- telling me how he managed to get her to bed with him > mfw

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous A 5 KB JPG >be me >straight >he lubes my ass c--- deep in my hole 10/08/23 (Sun)20:04:49 No.75000493

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Anonymous Family Guy Funniest Moments Bro Hono Gaming 20 KB JPG 112 10/08/23(Sun)20:45:18 No.75004579 3 Replies >be me >take 3mg of Xanax a day for a week to take a break from reality >2mg in morning and 1mg at night >run out >first day just kinda feels like I have a soul again >2nd day withdrawals set in >shaking anxious cant be still even when I try >been 4 days >been picking at my fingers so much they bleed >have uncopious amounts of energy I cannot get rid of >barely eat bc when I do I feel nauseous When the f--- will it end? I thought it would only last 3 days View Thread Anonymous >>75004579 (OP) # just stop worrying about it 10/08/23(Sun)21:12:51 No.75004780

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You've seen the cum mouse-pad, you know of the cum rag, now prepare for the cum spice rack! | /r/Greentext

File: sad (3).jpg (23 KB, 640x480) » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:40:28 No.693029142 ► >>693029242 >>693029612 >>693028802 (OP) Its cumin you f------ O Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:41:03 No.693029209 >>693028802 (OP) lol bump ⒸAnonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:37:46 No.693028802 >>693028879 >>693029142 >>693029209 >>693029210 >>693029337 >>693029446 >>693029624 >tfw parents find the c-- spice rack honestly thinking of offing myself, I think my dad disowned me. >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:38:24 No.693028879 >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:41:03 No.693029210 ► >>693029718 >>693028802 (OP) C-- spice rack? >>693028802 (OP) I am so excited to hear what a c-- spice rack is, go ahead anon >>693028879 >>693029028 >>693029210 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:39:30 No.693029028 ► >>093029402 >>093029718 Yeah, can you elaborate? » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:45:07 No.693029718 ► >>693029899 >>693029903 >>693029917 >>693030032 >>693030095 >>693030206 >>693030221 >>693030344 >>693030378 >>693030392 >>693030406 >>693030483 >>693030607 >>693030618 >>693030624 File: spoice.jpq (15 KB, 283x300) >lecture >tears >my spices are gone >accidentally c-- on food I was eating a couple years ago >fuckit.jpeg >the food tastes like 100 times better >experiment c------ on food >decide it has to be the spices >ride my bike to walmart and buy a spice rack and spices after months of trials >c-- in lemon pepper >put it on a steak >godlike.exe lel >flash forward several year later >have a spice rack like pic related under my bed >mom snoops >waits for me to come home from work >tells me I need help and storms out >she comes home with my dad from his work >>693029718 Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:46:42 No.693029917 ► Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:50:11 No.693030378 ► >>693029718 Man, I wish I was naive and still believed stuff on the internet. This would have been hilarious. >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:50:59 No.693030483 File: 1.jpg (2.47 MB, 2896x1944) A This can't be real >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:46:37 No.693029903 ► File: blank.jpg (11 KB, 178x178) >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:52:01 No.693030607 ► File: 1462915941314.jpg (25 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:51:43 No.693030576 ► >>693030703 >>693030769 >>693030576 Get more food being as it has c-- on it now >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:53:09 No.693030769 ► >>693029718 the f---? >>693029718 >months of trials GOOD GOD MAN Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:01 No.693030862 File: 1457903595284.jpg (13 KB, 320x319) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:59:44 No.693031565 File: 1286989451581 (6).jpg (25 KB, 256x256) Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)20:03:09 No.693031937 ► File: image.jpg (60 KB, 604x437) Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:47:35 No.693030032 ► >>693029718 n----- all you had to do was add salt >>693030344 you know, sometimes oure eating and jerking off and then you have an early unplanned explosion then BAM; you got c-- in your food, and what else Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:02:54 No.693031905 >>693029718 This can't be real right? c-- spice rack >>693029718 my mom told me I have to quit and stay home because she thinks I'm autistic. haven't seen my dad in two days >>693029718 put me in the cap Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:49:48 No.693030344 ► >>683030576 >>693029718 Dude how the f--- do you accidentally c-- on your own food? WHAT THE F--- parents find the c-- spice rack parents find the c-- spice rack the c-- spice rack Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:52:06 No.693030618 ► File: IMG 20160623 015315.jpg (107 KB, 889x960) Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:50:25 No.693030406 ► » Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:50:18 No.693030392 ► >>693029718 thank you. I'm glad to be part of this. O Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:53:22 No.693030794 File: image 9.jpg (63 KB, 439x480) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on my food >>693029718 And the Bible, the Koran and the other religious book say that will come worst things... >> Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:48:53 No.693030221 ► >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food I was eating >accidentally c-- on food >accidentally Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:02 No.693030863 Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:02:21 No.693031856 File: 1462690104205s.jpg (2 KB, 124x125) >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:48:00 No.693030095 ► >>693029718 Did you ever make some jerked chicken with your spices? >> Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:54:37 No.693030935 ► >>693030576 >you know sometimes you're eating and jerking off I've never been in that situation. No, I don't know, anon >>693029718 pics or didnt happen ther left to do, right? Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)19:52:11 No.693030624 ► >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:52:44 No.693030703 ► >>693029718 Seems too good to be true. Pics of rack. >>693030576 Mom's right. You need help. Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:53:57 No.693030857 ➤ File: 1329017260718.jpg (27 KB, 347x466) >>693028802 (OP) What did I just read? >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)19:54:02 No.693030865 File: fuckingkek.jpg (30 KB, 424x473) >>693029718 >> Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:03:45 No.693032017 File: 1466140219001.jpg (62 KB, 623x713) >>693029718 I hope to f------ god this is real, you're a hero if it is Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:03:09 No.693031935 ► File: 1452299002060.png (296 KB, 649x649) >>693029718 >accidentally c-- on food I was eating >>Anonymous 07/04/16 (Mon)20:04:11 No.693032070 ► >>693029718 >c-- in lemon pepper

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Anonymous 132 KB JPG >>49305891 # 11/15/18(Thu)19:35:57 No.49305826 Anonymous Dog is dead now 11/15/18(Thu)19:42:27 No.49305891 125 KB PNG >>49305826 # >Dog is *BANG* not today f-----

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>be me 2016 in highschool >Feeling sick >Waddle to the bathroom and started to take the largest dump of my life probably spent at least an hour there >After getting up I know this is not gonna flush I clean up and weigh my options I decide to just leave it and ditch the rest of school and go home >Be at home playing Vidya and looking at my phone >Open up Snapchat and start looking through stories >Some Chad posted a picture of masterpiece with the quote "who TF did this" and some emojis >Apparently the janitor tried flushing it and it flooded the bathroom with s--- (bathroom was closed for the next 3 days) 31 KB JPG >People start trying to figure out who it was other guys quickly ratted me out when they saw me in that stall while i was there Was called big s--- for the rest of highschool

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Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)17:38:02 No.907339031 ► >>907339340 >>907340031 >>907340154 >>907340225 >>907340798 >>907340921 >>907341086 >>907341214 >>907341781 >>907342347 >>907342783 >>907343266 >>907343901 >>907344571 >>907345232 File: 92303434.jpg (108 KB, 800x1090) >>907338944 >be me >out on my bicycle in the sunshine >*pop* >oh s--- waddup >pull over >thorn in the tyre >it goes flatter than my sisters chest >flip the bike upside down >get the tools out my bag >spend a few minutes fiddling and taking the wheel off Quen a >female voice appears behind me >Heya do ya need any help? joy >me startled as i turn around que >my eyes briefly connect with hers >notice her body is wrapped in skin tight lycra >she is on a road bike arvad sherload >her legs spread >*nervously one on either side pread one laugh as this image only appears in my wet dreams, except i am the bike* >look at her hands tightly gripping the handlebars that *god i wish that was my penis* your wis >haha uhh t-thanks i t-think i got a spare tyre in my bag Obka >Ohkayyy you need a hand pump? >my brains pause my brains >south takes control you >not right now but m-maybe you can give me one later after dinner and a movie? Com >Sorry i g2g 200 >she rides off god DAMN IT her ass looked so good as she climbed back on the saddle and peddled away, i think standing on the side of a road with a flat tyre is how i can meet a new gf if i keep asking them for a hand pump eventually one of them will suggest we go into the bushes and pump it up Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)17:45:43 No.907339340 ► >>907339349 >>907339407 >>907339594 >>907339850 >>907340467 >>907340941 >>907341017 >>907341298 >>907341964 >>907342044 >>907342348 >>907339031 If you stand outside your sister's school you can make funny puns about her friends flat chests in relation to the flat tire, be sure to say it very loudly so everyone else can hear you and enjoy the funny laughs you are making!

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Anon comes to brazil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >roided >freefire hoodie 02/08/21(Mon)18:38:23 No.105952831 FREEF RE unnamed.jpg 93 KB JPG I >no headlights >riding in the favela >t----- in the backseat Such is the life of the brazilian, am I'm supposed to be envious of the "first-world"? Because I'm not. >>105952861 # >>105952864 # >>105952880 # >>105952920 #

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Anonymous >be me >have a kinky fat gf >have sex yesterda >she said to me: "F--- me like you are going to dump me, f--- me like you are going to abandon me by the side of the road, like your are going to kill me and bury me in the sand" >never came that hard 24 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat)20:09:17 No.69701037 Anonymous >>69701037 (OP) # Check out this sex having p------------. Anonymous 08/06/22 (Sat)20:16:36 No.69701075 08/06/22(Sat)20:21:34 No.69701104 Jesus even in their LARPs its landwhales now

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)15:56:19 No.11098064 >puts water in freezer for 30min >water gone >refill the bottle >puts water in freezer for 30min >water gone

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File: Flag_of_the_United_States(...).png (8 KB, 800x421) Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)06:06:05 No.653470610 ► >>653470783 >>653471051 >Hehe is that an attractive looking female character????? >Now she is ugly and/or black have fun! >Also we added multiple pride flags for the remake

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Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)20:13:40 No.75000575 >"Noooooooo! You gotta learn to deal with people cuz in le workforce you will need to work with em to do le mighty projecterinooooos" >"Noooooooo! You must understand that people are s-----! Its part of being an adulterino broooooooo! Suck it up!" >"Noooooooo! Its important for you to learn this! In le workforce you will use it everyday! You cant skip on something like this!" 90 KB JPG If only these f------ muppets knew I wont be practicing this stupid degree. If I dont kill myself before I get out of college, I ll probably just work as a doorman for min wage to produce just enough to support my parents with bills and groceries. F--- this stupid degree, f--- people and f--- everything about it. I hate this f------ s---.

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: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)20:32:26 No.75000737 >be me >many years ago I got food poisoning from a Domino's Pizza PEPE PIZZA since >have been screwing with that store ever >ordering pizzas to random addresses >leave bad reviews >get into screaming matches with the manager over the phone >it's to the point where I can just say "it's me" and it will turn into a screaming match immediately >they blocked my phone number so usually I just spoof it >sometimes I mail weird things to the restaurants address >like sex toys and glitter bombs >one time in the middle of the night I went out there and I put a bike lock on their door >I'm not even mad anymore so I don't know why I do this >recently I found out that the store will be closing I feel like I won but I'm stressed out what happens after the Domino's Pizza is gone

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Anonymous 108 KB PNG 9.10.2023, 10:29:17 No.41951568 > be me > dad gets divorced and is sad and alone > I decide to hire prostitute > tell her to try to sleep with dad without letting him know she's a h-----. > she starts flirting with him after i introduce them > she spends the night at his new place after i leave > dad calls the next day happy as f--- telling me how he managed to get her to bed with him > mfw

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