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File: Netanyahu.jpg (43 KB, 956x533) AA □ Anonymous 10/10/23(Tue)17:55:24 No.75020576 ► > Be unpopular President of invincible, nuclear armed, first world nation > Incredible wealth and diplomatic power > Legendary intelligence services are feared the world over > Nation has spent years using its power to destabilize and destroy it's Muslim enemies >Triggered coups, revolutions and uprisings throughout the Muslim world > Suddenly suffers Muslim attack that kills scores of civilians > That's. F------. It. > Begin relentless campaign of retribution against Muslims > Militants and military targets are embedded with civilians > S---, can't tell them apart > Will definitely win the next election > Be george bush post nine eleven > Pic unrel > Actually, I don't care > Drop bombs, launch missiles > Go in with tanks, helicopters, ground troops > Use depleted uranium ammo that will cause birth defects for decades > Use cluster munitions that are banned by international law > Don't forget to double-tap after airstrikes to kill first responders > Deny war crimes are taking place > Subservient media believes me and backs me up > Level whole districts and neighbourhoods in the name of killing militants > Pretty sure they're in there somewhere, right? > Thousands upon thousands of civilians killed > DGAF because my citizens love it > Surge in popularity

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