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: Anonymous ROVIECLIP 1.59 MB GIF : Anonymous 33 KB JPG retard 07/28/22(Thu)08:36:53 No.171727073 >Wonka shows a 9-year-old child a shrink ray >Child uses the shrink ray as any child would >Wonka disqualifies him from the competition for this because having fun is bad 07/28/22(Thu)08:49:15 No.171727560 >>171727073 (OP) # >go on tour >contract of the tour says you're not supposed to touch anything >touch thing >WHATTHEFUCK DINDU NUFFIN >>171727634 # >>171738516 # >>171738926 # >>171739374 # >>171743538 # >>171748204 # 07/28/22(Thu)08:51:00 No.171727634 : Anonymous >>171727560 # >Make 9 year old sign extremely long contract with extremely tiny wording >Expect him to listen to it >>171727854 # >>171728444 # >>171739299 # >>171744760 # >>171752921 # 07/28/22(Thu)08:56:23 No.171727854 : Anonymous >>171727634 # Wonka specifically told him not to use the wonka vision. As a 9 year old on a factory tour I would not have done something the owner of the factory explicitly told me not to do. >>171728032 # >>171730563 # >>171731190 # 07/28/22(Thu)09:01:41 No.171728032 : Anonymous >>171727854 # I would have, you sound like you were a boring kid, why not play with it? >>171728588 # >>171728768 # >>171730420 # >>171737889 # >>171739174 # >>171744473 # >>171744785 # >>171745266 # : Anonymous How do you defeat wonka? 07/28/22(Thu)09:04:21 No.171728122 >>171728144 # >>171731279 # >>171733658 # >>171751052 #

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