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466040127061.jpg (5 KB, 204x247) google yandex indb wait Anonymous 03/31/17 (Fri)05:41:34 No.40904541 >>40904555 >>40904561 >>40904571 >>40904602 >>40904641 >>40904655 >>40904904 >>40905245 >>40905290 >>40905330 >>40905385 >>40905456 >>40905718 >>40905802 >>40905975 >>40907415 >>40907640 >>40907800 >>40907892 >>40908583 >>40908678 >>40908743 >>40909509 >>40910034 You f------ think you know fat hate? How often does a fatty really ruin your day? I'm a massage therapist. I know fat hate. Let me break down some highlights of my day for you: >Go to get clients folder, see a cute girl in the waiting room >She smiles at me, h-------- this could be a good day >Call out clients name >Mfw 400lbs of unwashed Pudge cosplay gets up instead >Ugh. Take specimen to my room of personal hell for the next 1.5 hours >I know she's ready when I no longer hear the sounds of intense struggling to lay on a f------ table through the door >Begin kneading my hands through this putrid dough elemental >Her hot cheese breath gravitates my way with every heave of her maw. I have to time my breathing to dodge it. >Now begins the small talk. Usually they mention how they just did a triathlon or began "boot camp" >She works in an office and says she walks "an average of 5 miles at day" at work >Mfw every time I put pressure on her back I get a waft of rancid ass >The whale starts moaning constantly >Getting p----- now >I move to her legs. There is black s--- caked behind her knees she's never been able to wash >W-- her ankles look like crushed soda cans >Begin working on her glutes, start questioning my life choices >Alright time to turn over >"Easy for you to say tee-hee" Every. F------. Time. >Turning over is like an ancient trial to her people. One that many have tried and failed. The struggle is unreal. Continued--> Anonymous 03/31/17 (Fri)05:43:44 No.40904561 >>40904609 >>40904611 >>40904641 >>40904702 >>40904770 >>40907415 >>40907449 >>40908800 >>40908991 >>40909013 >>40909520 >>40904541 (OP) >Completely out of breath, she barely makes it >l begin working on her neck, but such intense movement has caused her to sweat profusely >Mfw it mixes with my lotion, turning it to slime >Moving on to arms... >W-- her hands smell like relish. Did she eat a f------ hotdog in the car on her way over? >Alright time to work on her waffle stompers. >They literally smell like s---. The mind goes to dark places. >Her toenails, far beyond her reach, are twisted and gnarled with fungus >Finally I finish up with her unwashed scalp, her dandruff decorating my black pants like stars in the night sky >At last it is finished. >She leaves half a normal tip and waddles off >After she leaves I remove her essence from the room the best I can and proceed to my next client. Dear god no... >This one is even fatter. And it's a 2 hour massage. I F------ HATE FATE PEOPLE

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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! 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