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Greentext Stories - Even if it was someone I kinda disliked the fact that they would go out of their way to text me and ask if they wanna hang out would make me appreciate them a thousand times more. | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous >be me >was kinda popular in HS >our friend group had an orbiter and we all stuck around after graduation >now in college >orbiter has gotten closer with some members of the friend group I guess >he gets on my nerves because he can't just find his own group >last week he texts me Fe 07/15/23(Sat)09:32:09 No.74036528 23 KB JPG >"hey man do you wanna grab lunch together? I'm buying" >think he's just trying to suck up to me >say sure but blow him off >he texts me again a couple days later >"we can just grab a beer if you want, I just wanna catch up" >why wont this guy take the hint >just leave him on read >ffw like two weeks >find out from my friends that he asked each of us individually if we wanted to grab dinner >everybody else said yes >find out he got a big inheritance and gave each of them around $1000 >his "best friend" he bought a new phone and gave him $4000 for tuition guys i f----- up bad. 1000 dollars would unironically change my life right now

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