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allery.jpg (1.18 MB, 1080x2181) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)17:48:37 No.909640338 ✓>>909640410 >>909640615 >>909640627 >>909640634 >>909640735 Just bought this house last year and my water heater heater started pouring water out of the hole i circled on the top where my vent attaches and the seal around the anode rode, i replaced the anode rod and the pressure relief valve functions by hand. Anyone have any ideas how to fix it? sage 11/20/23(Mon)17:50:08 No.909640410 >>909640338 (OP) Bruh nothing short of a natural disaster will cause more damage to your home and personal belongings than a f------ water heater busting. Just replace the whole damn thing with a warranty, it's not worth the risk.
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    /11\ 77] TE Anonymous 06/26/24(Wed)02:19:18 No.77957361 ► >be vidya attic >love games that give me new ways of dismembering humans and destroying environments >be chad >dont play videogames cuz im not 12 >love capeshit movies like deadpool and boyz where f------ get anihilated >be tender female >don't like gory violence yuck >love movies like 2012 and DEEP impact tho cuz wow so crazy guys it's almost like ppl like watching ppl die
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    Anonymous (ID: 2xRqgabD) 08/29/23(Tue)03:59:10 No.439602796 >be me >0 success with women >be kind of a shy beta >decide to improve >start working out 24 KB JPG >get a better job >improve social skills >engage in hobbies >dress better >better hygiene >become more confident And now, 2 years into this self-improvement and conditioning to become a better man than I was before I can happily report to you that I still have 0 success. >>439602883 # >>439602957 # >>439603096 # >>439603199 # >>439603350 # >>439603386 # >>439603844 # >>439604142 # >>439604191 #
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