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Anonymous Prostitutes 1.38 MB PNG 12/07/23(Thu)09:10:09 No.19193513 I lost my v card to a high-quality prostitute a few days ago > Columbian > 22 years old > silicone t--- > petite > very tight vagina > inexperienced 100 euros for 30 minutes Quite good sex, she sucked my d---, I rubbed her clit and fingered her labia majora and minora and I pounded her like a jackhammer. For some f------ reason, I managed to last for 30 minutes straight until she jacked me off and pinched my nipple while I came. The condom surely helped in desensitizing my penis and it was a super tight fit despite it being large size. That was amazing overall, but I won't revisit her, because I'm 'fraid that I'll become too attached to her. There was a moment of connection when I sat her in front of me, my condom'd c--- pulsating against her side, while I rubbed her clit and looked her straight in her eyes while she blushed, moaned and smiled shyly. It was a kind of imprinting process I guess, I don't know. Have any of you mad lads unintentionally developed an irrational connection with a prostitute? It kind of upsets me that she's a prostitute to be honest, but I'll get over the feeling and forget her by time. Next time I'll spend 50 euros on some nasty c--- of a slut. I just can't bear seeing such a beautiful specimen of a female like that bros picrel is her btw

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon is a smooth criminal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous confession: I've been secretly(...) 48 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)23:15:15 No.75691412 > be me > work at gas station > gas station has loyalty cards > doesn't matter if you forget your card at home, cards have loads of personal info attached we can look up your account with > names, addresses, phone numbers, etc > computer has giant database of every loyalty card ever and all attached personal info > start browsing registries, public court records, local Facebook groups, etc > amass giant lists of local scumbags that have active loyalty cards alongside their phone numbers > child abusers, sex offenders, white supremacists, greedy slum lords, the whole nine yards > customer hands me $20 for gas and immediately walks away > no "have a nice day", no "screw you", no loyalty card of their own, nothing > punch in random scumbags phone number and use $5 worth of points to bring the total down to $15 > customer doesn't know that, already walked away > ring up sale as exact change and pocket the difference, essentially stealing it from whoever's number I put in > steal hundreds of dollars this way > staff consists of literally 4 people and I work all of my shifts completely solo > never get caught > mfw smooth criminal

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Anon finds himself working with women | /r/Greentext

File: q8kxxqgm9n101.jpg (22 KB, 500x388) * Anonymous 12/07/23(Thu)22:08:07 No.75687574 >>75687651 >Get called into office by HR at work >Get told I'm being moved to another department because they need someone experienced there >Worked with only men for the last 7 years >Suddenly most of my coworkers are women >Curiously listen to them talking to have an idea of what they talk about >"Omg stacy he did this and that!" >"Omg he's such a pishes haha" >"Omg and that other guy? He's such a scorpio!" >All they talk about are zodiac signs and they judge everyone by whatever sign they were born with W-- is this for real? >> Anonymous 12/07/23 (Thu)22:10:51 No.75687599 File: 1699160062584047.jpg (7 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 12/07/23(Thu)22:16:54 No.75687651 >>75687574 (OP) >have normalfag job >people talk nonstop about their f------ kids >cannot relate to a single person here about anything I f------ hate NTs so goddam much >tell yourself that he didnt tell me about crypto then choose to marry him please yah

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Anon can't stand american racial dynamics | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-12-06 at (...).png (70 KB, 1211x437) HV HISTORYVILLE HOME HISTORICAL ERAS Home > Black History Afro-Argentines: How Argentina Erased Its Black People From History Black History World History WORLD HISTORY ✓ America SCIENCE ✓ Afro-Argentines: How Argentina Erased Its Black People From History Only 5% of Argentina is Black - the lowest of all Latin American countries... By HistoryVille - June 22, 2022 → 35264 ➡8 SPORTS HISTORY 483 Fans Q LIKE Anonymous (ID: qldyUgpn) 12/06/23(Wed)23:51:19 No. 19191706 ► Americans are, contrary to what they may claim, the most racist and race-obsessed society there is. > The average american, ESPECIALLY the liberal "antiracist" american, cannot comprehend a society or situation without race conflict >EVERYTHING has to be "whypipo be like", "blagpipol be like", white oppression this, systemic discrimination that, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP >Any time they find a culture without large scale racial conflict, their brain has a collapse and they immediately begin to come up with fabrications on how there is "hidden racism" and s--- >the average yanqui cannot understand how in my country (picrel; ignore 4chan flag, i just had the misfortune to have moved to the US) there just are no black people. >it CANNOT be that there were not that many slaves to begin with, or that they intermixed with the population until their black physique got genetically diluted into the local population >nor the fact that they were able to live free from segregation and KKK bullshittery that persisted in so-called "antiracist" US of A WITHIN LIVING MEMORY >NOOOOO, of course not, it HAD to be a concerted attempt to erase black people from history and some other societal-self-loathing b-------; it all HAS to have played out the same way it did in the US frankly as with many other things, the stereotype of "american detected, opinion ignored" holds true

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Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: pRYIMpFj 12/07/23(Thu)17:35:22 No.451215929 fc89dd75c665c8b1e3ae687a5d68a5b5.jpg 46 KB JPG >this is the Karen haircut for black people

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Moments of Clarity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My motivation 62 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)11:45:49 No.75685171 >Checking up on old Facebook friends >Find first ex gf on Facebook >Never really got over the breakup >Find out she is married and has two kids >Feel sad >Suddenly realize that I took another man's wife's virginity and came in her a dozen times >Suddenly feel like a Chad >Immediate ego boost I was down for a while after I realized she moved on and I didn't, but now I am suddenly filled with a burst of confidence and desire to improve myself. This happened 2 weeks ago and I am still on a roll, I cleaned my apartment and I am starting a new job with higher pay today. We are all going to make it, we just need our motivation to feel better about ourselves.

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Inquisitive Parenting | /r/Greentext

12/07/23(Thu)12:42:46 No.75685659 >Stories of parents busting their kids looking pics of boobs on the computer Anyone else wonder why parents get prissy about this kind of stuff? If anything, if I were a parent, I'd be relieved to know that my son isn't gay without having to have that awkward conversation with him. Anonymous 12 KB JPG

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Anon goes to Mexico | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/23(Thu)15:57:32 No.910492174 >>910491909 # Whats crazy is if you go to tijuana theres plenty of w----- that look like this rubi rose chick who will f--- for $80. You can spend the night with them for $200. This f----- didnt even get a hug

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Outcast in the Family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am i wrong here? Reinforced Mailbox $1,250 114 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)12:35:31 No.910479047 >be me >21 yo guy >laid back and quiet most of the time >not very ambitious, im happy with small things >got a postman job, perfect for someone like me >got promoted to be some administrator or some s---, to sit in the office for the whole day and licking someone's ass >rejected >mom, dad and basically whole family thinks im so f------ stupid I just value my peace and mental health... I don't wanna be miserable and stay inside the office i wanna go out walk and have fun.

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Anon goes for a walk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fz726hNF 12/04/23(Mon)06:32:59 No.450815509 >>450811058 (OP) # >be me 3 weeks ago >taking my dog for a walk around my apartment complex >she's sniffing in the grass by a window >hear a smoke detector beep inside the apartment >black kid sitting on the bed playing xbox with his mouth agape >dog is still sniffing >wait it out >watch the n----- until the next chirp >chirp >not even a blink from the kid >everyday when I walk by it for the last 3 weeks it I still hear it chirp >saw it chirp once and then a black guy walks out of the apartment I f------ hate that you guys brought this to my attention because now I have to go by each day to see if it's still chirping. >>450816047 # >>450817484 # >>450818629 # >>450818961 #

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Anon pays for schizophrenia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)09:23:35 No.659867346 >Quest 3 released >AR capabilities >Jailbreak waifu possibilities >no longer forever alone we are in the future, boys

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Anon gets a compliment from a stranger | /r/Greentext

1607846755974.jpg 90 KB JPG >taking piss at public urinal >guy walks in and starts using the one next to me >he looks over at me >'nice c--- bro, i bet you c-- alot right? Yeah i bet you do'

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Anon’s the shot caller | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>192820044 (OP) # >Be me 12/04/23 (Mon)12:50:18 No.192822409 >Social worker at the welfare office >Old woman comes in >Her apartment burnt down and shes lost all her belongings >Is seeking emergency shelter >Ask her how much work shes put in >Tells me shes 'retired' >Tell her shes gonna have to do more before she earns her bunk >Starts breaking down in tears >Asks me how i can do this to an old lady >"Because I call the shots here" Id say i called some big shots today, feels good.

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Anonymous Prostitutes 1.38 MB PNG 12/07/23(Thu)09:10:09 No.19193513 I lost my v card to a high-quality prostitute a few days ago > Columbian > 22 years old > silicone t--- > petite > very tight vagina > inexperienced 100 euros for 30 minutes Quite good sex, she sucked my d---, I rubbed her clit and fingered her labia majora and minora and I pounded her like a jackhammer. For some f------ reason, I managed to last for 30 minutes straight until she jacked me off and pinched my nipple while I came. The condom surely helped in desensitizing my penis and it was a super tight fit despite it being large size. That was amazing overall, but I won't revisit her, because I'm 'fraid that I'll become too attached to her. There was a moment of connection when I sat her in front of me, my condom'd c--- pulsating against her side, while I rubbed her clit and looked her straight in her eyes while she blushed, moaned and smiled shyly. It was a kind of imprinting process I guess, I don't know. Have any of you mad lads unintentionally developed an irrational connection with a prostitute? It kind of upsets me that she's a prostitute to be honest, but I'll get over the feeling and forget her by time. Next time I'll spend 50 euros on some nasty c--- of a slut. I just can't bear seeing such a beautiful specimen of a female like that bros picrel is her btw

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