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: Anonymous confession: I've been secretly(...) 48 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)23:15:15 No.75691412 > be me > work at gas station > gas station has loyalty cards > doesn't matter if you forget your card at home, cards have loads of personal info attached we can look up your account with > names, addresses, phone numbers, etc > computer has giant database of every loyalty card ever and all attached personal info > start browsing registries, public court records, local Facebook groups, etc > amass giant lists of local scumbags that have active loyalty cards alongside their phone numbers > child abusers, sex offenders, white supremacists, greedy slum lords, the whole nine yards > customer hands me $20 for gas and immediately walks away > no "have a nice day", no "screw you", no loyalty card of their own, nothing > punch in random scumbags phone number and use $5 worth of points to bring the total down to $15 > customer doesn't know that, already walked away > ring up sale as exact change and pocket the difference, essentially stealing it from whoever's number I put in > steal hundreds of dollars this way > staff consists of literally 4 people and I work all of my shifts completely solo > never get caught > mfw smooth criminal

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this
Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.
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