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: Anonymous confession: I've been secretly(...) 48 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)23:15:15 No.75691412 > be me > work at gas station > gas station has loyalty cards > doesn't matter if you forget your card at home, cards have loads of personal info attached we can look up your account with > names, addresses, phone numbers, etc > computer has giant database of every loyalty card ever and all attached personal info > start browsing registries, public court records, local Facebook groups, etc > amass giant lists of local scumbags that have active loyalty cards alongside their phone numbers > child abusers, sex offenders, white supremacists, greedy slum lords, the whole nine yards > customer hands me $20 for gas and immediately walks away > no "have a nice day", no "screw you", no loyalty card of their own, nothing > punch in random scumbags phone number and use $5 worth of points to bring the total down to $15 > customer doesn't know that, already walked away > ring up sale as exact change and pocket the difference, essentially stealing it from whoever's number I put in > steal hundreds of dollars this way > staff consists of literally 4 people and I work all of my shifts completely solo > never get caught > mfw smooth criminal

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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