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: Anonymous confession: I've been secretly(...) 48 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)23:15:15 No.75691412 > be me > work at gas station > gas station has loyalty cards > doesn't matter if you forget your card at home, cards have loads of personal info attached we can look up your account with > names, addresses, phone numbers, etc > computer has giant database of every loyalty card ever and all attached personal info > start browsing registries, public court records, local Facebook groups, etc > amass giant lists of local scumbags that have active loyalty cards alongside their phone numbers > child abusers, sex offenders, white supremacists, greedy slum lords, the whole nine yards > customer hands me $20 for gas and immediately walks away > no "have a nice day", no "screw you", no loyalty card of their own, nothing > punch in random scumbags phone number and use $5 worth of points to bring the total down to $15 > customer doesn't know that, already walked away > ring up sale as exact change and pocket the difference, essentially stealing it from whoever's number I put in > steal hundreds of dollars this way > staff consists of literally 4 people and I work all of my shifts completely solo > never get caught > mfw smooth criminal

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class
Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.
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