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S----talking each other during times of peace but being there to die by each other's side during times of war Elves Dwarves

The Anatomy of RPG Adventures Call of Cthulhu (any edition) I'd better investigate Hmm, I don't like this wibble, *squish* Dungeons & Dragons (4e) I'm tough. I'm weak. I'm tough. I'm weak. I'm tough. I'm weak. I'm tough. I'm weak. Vampire. World of Darkness Angst. Power struggle Angst Mwahaha, my More Power struggle Angst plans will surely angst work Superheroes ↑ I'm invincible! Oh! Crap! Doctor Who Coo, travelling through time Unearthing unlikely problems and space Pathfinder I'm invincible! Throwing together unlikely solutions Surprise! ↑ Sensible decisions, Caution Less sensible decisions, less Caution Charge!! I regret nothing! Loot Middle Earth, The One Ring ↑ Important Situation travelling Quest worsens Enemies gather Things look bleak All is lost! Phew. That was Close.

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@SECRETXSNAKE I commune with the spirits and journey to other worlds with rhythm induced trances, bringing healing, power and knowledge to my people I SMOKED DMT AND GOT MY BELLYBUTTON STOLEN BY ELVES AND THEN A CRYSTAL YELLED AT ME

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Found this gem on page 192 of the 1ed Dungeon Masters Guide. Spice up your Urban npc encounters queue the "lusty bards" ment, or morder: 20% Harlot encounters can be with brazen strumpets or haughty courtesans, thus making it difficult for the party to distinguish each encounter for what it is. (In fact, the encounter could be with a dancer only prostituting herself as it pleases her, an elderly madam, or even a pimp.) In addition to the offering of the usual fare, the harlot is 30% likely to know valuable information, 15% likely to make something up in order to gain a reward, and 20% likely to be, or work with, a thief. You may find it useful to use the sub-table below to see which sort of harlot encounter takes place: 01-10 Slovenly trull 11-25 Brazen strumpet 26-35 Cheap trollop 36-50 Typical streetwalker 51-65 Saucy tart 66-75 Wanton wench 76-85 Expensive doxy Haughty courtesan 86-90 91-92 Aged madam 93-94 Wealthy procuress 95-98 Sly pimp 99-00 Rich panderer An expensive doxy will resemble a gentlewoman, a haughty courtesan a noblewoman, the other harlots might be mistaken for goodwives, and so forth. ...so it's cool if I play a Warforged Redemption Paladin with a pimping background, right?

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