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Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun)17:38:20 No.193382239 >Be a proud American. >Wake up on sunday and make cereal. >Wife chugged the last of the synthetic milk. >Use gallon of corn syrup instead. >Mix it with my 10 prescription fat people pills. >TummyRumble.wav 210 KB PNG >Waddle to steel reinforced water saving toilet for weekly s---. >Spend an hour giving birth to what feels like a cinder block. >A------ gaping like nuclear crater. >These pills are supposed to give me diarrhoea. >*PLOP* >Be drenched in sweat at the end of this. >Exercise done for the week. >Flush 25 times down the toilet. >Brush teeth with sweetened toothpaste. >No need to wash penis because circumcised for health reasons. >Get inside of lifted pickup truck. >Regular suspension cannot handle my god tier 600lbs form. >Drive above speed limit on highway (41mph) to gas station where I do my weekly grocery shop. >Fill cart with a week supply of frozen pizza, cereal and bud light. >Don't buy europoor beer because its unhealthy. >Pay with credit card debt. >Drive back to trailer park and feast on pizza with wife and crippled war hero son. >Pray to shrine of US president (Benjamin Netanyahu) >Get s-------- on piss beer while zoning out to trashy poor people on TV. >Time for bed (11pm) >Me and wife take prescription horny pills for sex. >Cant get hard due to vasectomy. >Ravage wifes fat folds for 2 minutes. >Apply breathing machine for sleep while wife sets up our sleeping pills, dreaming pills, and waking up pills so we dont die. >Fall asleep and have a nightmare about being a europoor. >God bless the USA. Anonymous [] 02/04/24(Sun)17:40:53 No. 193382333

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps
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Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun)17:38:20 No.193382239 >Be a proud American. >Wake up on sunday and make cereal. >Wife chugged the last of the synthetic milk. >Use gallon of corn syrup instead. >Mix it with my 10 prescription fat people pills. >TummyRumble.wav 210 KB PNG >Waddle to steel reinforced water saving toilet for weekly s---. >Spend an hour giving birth to what feels like a cinder block. >A------ gaping like nuclear crater. >These pills are supposed to give me diarrhoea. >*PLOP* >Be drenched in sweat at the end of this. >Exercise done for the week. >Flush 25 times down the toilet. >Brush teeth with sweetened toothpaste. >No need to wash penis because circumcised for health reasons. >Get inside of lifted pickup truck. >Regular suspension cannot handle my god tier 600lbs form. >Drive above speed limit on highway (41mph) to gas station where I do my weekly grocery shop. >Fill cart with a week supply of frozen pizza, cereal and bud light. >Don't buy europoor beer because its unhealthy. >Pay with credit card debt. >Drive back to trailer park and feast on pizza with wife and crippled war hero son. >Pray to shrine of US president (Benjamin Netanyahu) >Get s-------- on piss beer while zoning out to trashy poor people on TV. >Time for bed (11pm) >Me and wife take prescription horny pills for sex. >Cant get hard due to vasectomy. >Ravage wifes fat folds for 2 minutes. >Apply breathing machine for sleep while wife sets up our sleeping pills, dreaming pills, and waking up pills so we dont die. >Fall asleep and have a nightmare about being a europoor. >God bless the USA. Anonymous [] 02/04/24(Sun)17:40:53 No. 193382333

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