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: Anonymous : Anonymous >>196124015 (OP) # Based I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual. : Anonymous : Anonymous nice night for a walk 02/10/24(Sat)09:23:19 No.196124015 : Anonymous arnold.jpg 57 KB JPG 02/10/24(Sat)09:27:30 No.196124141 02/10/24(Sat)09:28:47 No.196124180 02/10/24(Sat)09:29:14 No.196124189 02/10/24(Sat)09:32:06 No.196124272 Please be patient I have autism B4FA0EED-617B-405B-8C90-FC384096E0B7.jpg 16 KB JPG >I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous I failed as a father 28 KB PNG 02/09/24(Fri) 19:13:17 No.913700196 >be me 28m >have daughter >she's 5 and in private school >bust my ass to pay tuition >didn't want the public school system corrupting her >get a call from her mother while at work >she caught our daughter recording herself twerking bottomless with her tablet >leave work early >rush home >interrogate her on where she learned this behavior >turns out she learned this behavior from another girl in her class >all that hard work and they still got her She's 5 and already on her way at becoming a w----......

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Anonymous (ID: qW8cJeDh 02/09/24(Fri)09:32:27 No.458098551 >>458093134 (OP) >be young ivy league educated staffer >be called to meeting with POTUS >OH S--- THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT I TRAINED FOR >biden asks a question >"What do we do about the Gaza border?" >"Well Mr. President given international pressure and the humanitarian crisis I think we should ask Israel to open the border... >"WHO?" >"Uh...Israel sir..." >Biden looks around disgusted >"What the f--- does Israel have to do with the Gaza border?" >blank stares >"Uh...sir...Gaza is in Israe..." >"NO. Son, who borders Gaza?" >"Mr. President sir?" >"NO, OBAMA DOESN'T BORDER GAZA! WHO BORDERS GAZA?" >sweating "Uh...Israel sir..." >"NO!" >shaking, sweating..."but sir..." >"MEXICO IS ON THE BORDER OF GAZA OR LITTLE GIRLS DIDN'T PLAY WITH MY LEG HAIRS IN THE POOL!" >dead silence >"Now contact the president of Mexico, Mr. Putin, and tell him to tear down this wall!" >"Ye... Yes sir."

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File: 1705872946920608s.jpg (5 KB, 220x220) Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 16:09:27 No.76408438 [Reply] >tfw i will never have the omnitrix and be a hero. >>76408495

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JPG | 1.08 MB Saturday 2024-02-10 00:34:24 41 minutes ago I understand men >ask other femanons to play video games with me >two femanons add me >one says we will play after she is done studying >the other says she will play after work >been 2 weeks >still haven't played either of them Why are other women like this? I never ghost people without an explanation. Do men experience this when dating? Because if so I definitely understand not wanting to date. If making a plan to play a video game is this hard just imagine planning a date. I feel sorry for the men that have to deal with that.

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JPG | 67.65 KB Friday 2024-02-09 23:05:32 2 hours ago anyone else like this? >make a bunch of friends >become very close with them >they adore me >start acting like a p------------ for no reason >make plans just to cancel them >reel them in by being nice for awhile >act like a p------------ again >it just makes them love me even more why am i like this

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Anonymous 19 KB WEBP 2/9/2024, 3:30:13 PM Open game Stare at screen Close game Open game 2 Stare at screen Close game Open game 3 Stare at screen Sigh... Close game No.71953299

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Anonymous 148 KB JPG 02/09/24 (Fri)14:40:28 No.76407665 >be me >try to go the gym >everywhere there's girls with their asses out >try to gravitate my gaze toward the ground >try to find the locker rooms without getting cancelled >it's like a f------ minesweeper game >except mines there's asses and crotches of way to tight clothes

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Anonymous 76404789 >Be me >Be sick of being a mentally ill schizoid autist >Decide that I am going to npcmaxx >Buy a six pack of beer, turn on the cricket, and spend the whole night trying to surpress any internal monologue I have JPG | 40.51 KB Friday 2024-02-09 16:12:03 2 hours ago >Any time a thought comes up, I just drown it out with an npc phrase >"THE WINDIES ARE LOOKING GOOD THIS YEAR", "THEY ARE REALLY PUTTING ME UNDER THE PUMP AT WORK", "YEAH, I GUESS THE LATEST MARVEL FILM WAS ALRIIIIIGHT..." >Get tired and buzzed and go to bed >This is usually the time when the existential dread hits the hardest >Just use my trick to interrupt my internal monologue >"NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF THE IMPORTED BEERS", "THE LAWN COULD USE A BIT OF A MOW", "IT'S A HOT ONE TODAY, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Fall asleep pretty fast >Wake up feeling better than I ever had >Get to the office >Head straight to the kitchen for coffee >One of my coworkers who I never talk to is there already >Without thinking, just blurt out "BACK AT IT FOR ANOTHER WEEK, AY" >He says "TOO RIGHT, MATE, TOO RIGHT. ANOTHER HOT ONE TODAY, THOUGH, AY?" >"YEAH, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Get to my desk feeling pretty pumped : Ngl bros, this feels pretty f------ good. You should try it.

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Anonymous 12/16/15(Wed)14:32:49 No.51899305 >interviewer has a Yui figure on his desk >oh y-you like k-on too? who's your favorite? >interviewer: that's a gift from my daughter, she's 7, with a disgusted look on his face >oh... i didn't get the job >>51899332 >>51899353 >>51899373 >>51899761 >>51900570

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: Anonymous : Anonymous >>196124015 (OP) # Based I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual. : Anonymous : Anonymous nice night for a walk 02/10/24(Sat)09:23:19 No.196124015 : Anonymous arnold.jpg 57 KB JPG 02/10/24(Sat)09:27:30 No.196124141 02/10/24(Sat)09:28:47 No.196124180 02/10/24(Sat)09:29:14 No.196124189 02/10/24(Sat)09:32:06 No.196124272 Please be patient I have autism B4FA0EED-617B-405B-8C90-FC384096E0B7.jpg 16 KB JPG >I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

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