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: Anonymous I really hate this! 252 KB PNG 02/12/24(Mon)05:18:33 No.2617425 Why are japanese cops so useless? >be me >witness a crime >run to report it >tell them someone is stealing from someone and I saw it on my phone >guy is still doing it and right around the corner >cop asks me what I think I am doing >wut.mp4 >tells me video taping people without consent is illegal >tell him someone is still breaking the law >see guy leave bar >try to explain to cop with my N3 skills that the bad guy is getting away >cop does nothing and says I am wasting his time >tells me he will write me a ticket if I don't leave W-- I just moved here for my job teaching english and this is my first bar night? What the f--- japan this is suppose to be safe?

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Australia overseer | /r/Greentext

few days later, breaking news alert > he died of the food > be me > straight > recently got new job as chief australian overseer > I am tasked with overseeing the australians > making sure they get their feed, water, ect > also have to make sure they don't breach containment Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)21:18:26 No.76483538 ► > only 3 have ever escaped and made it off the island, the first two died instantly when they tried western food (their feed is bland) > third was hitler mfw > one day, breach detected > no biggie, it's fairly common. usually the electric fence scares them back > electric fence is offline for maintenance > failing that, there's a minefield around it, but it doesn't detect bikes so employees can move around > it found a bike > shitshitshit > strike helicopters deployed they sucessfully hit him, his body is launched miles high upon further inspection the body turns out to be a ragdoll, he has escaped shitshitshitshit nothing more we can do waiting for the inevitable giga hitler news > s---, serious problem > before snipers can be deployed, he steals a boat and gets behind cover > scientists are studying his body > i may have destroyed the whole operation gonna lose my job

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anonette has a free speech problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri) 15:56:56 No.914030545 >be picrel >in discord server >friend owns it >friend allows us to do whatever we want, free speech >friend quits, gives server to my ex >ex goes full discord mod, removes all free speech >get banned well it was fun, link here 2e33X9v9an 13 KB JPG

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JPG | 553.58 KB Friday 2024-02-16 23:18:57 4 minutes ago >be me >no real possibility of gf for the usual reasons >have some copes >best cope I have found is being a work husband >work husband is basically the coworker that helps a woman out at her job >covers for her sometimes, does the harder tasks, stuff like that >relationship can be really nice >have been a work husband for some qt3.14's over the years >there can be some flirting and touching >it isn't genuine, it's kind of being taken advantage of, but that is the nature of a cope Dear lord, please send me a qt3.14 with big booba who I can work husband for.

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Anon makes a Question | /r/Greentext

File: R (8).jpg (33 KB, 600x463) MUL Are human centipedes based or cringe? Anonymous (ID: HmY//pgt) 02/16/24(Fri) 15 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. □ Anonymous (ID: 80Y5OKO2) >>458794077 (OP) YUMMY 02/16/24(Fri)01:49:50 No.458794599 Anonymous (ID: e24uN210) 02/16/24(Fri)01:50:00 No.458794612 ▶ >>458794077 (OP) Unironically best thread on /pol/

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Funny how he's referred to as "blondy" a couple of times but nobody ever acknowledges his whiskers. One would think that in a universe where people can have pink and blue hair, having whiskers would be a more defining characteristic. | /r/Greentext

File: 1686936406460.jpg (28 KB, 635x483) S ☐ Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)21:17:39 No.196330188 ► >>196330210 >>196330240 >>196330351 >>196330364 >>196330368 >>196330784 >>196330964 >>196331086 >The only blond haired blue eyed boy in the village. >None of the girls except for Hinata feel an inkling of attraction towards him until much later in the series. Are whiskers really that big of a dealbreaker?

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I have nothing to show, but the show must go on. | /r/Greentext

JPG | 118.11 KB Friday 2024-02-16 19:20:02 2 hours ago I think I'm starting to miss my doomer lifestyle >tfw i get a gf >but now i miss being alone on friday and saturday nights >where i can listen to whatever music i want, watch whatever videos on youtube i want, play whatever vidya i want >i can't just relax and do whatever i want, i have to do things she enjoys too >i am no longer i solely indivualistic person, now i hjave to always think about her and what she wants >i can't live in a doomer commieblock or live in cold weather because she hates that f---, only six months ago i would have traded all of it in for a gf, but now that i got a gf i miss my depressed lonely doomer lifestyle......

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>he fell for the 'stay friends' trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 56 KB JPG 02/17/24(Sat)00:17:59 No.76481355 >Be me >Started college in the fall >Quickly became friends with a girl >We shared lots of interests and talked all the time >We went to sports games together >She took me downtown to eat >She was the only person I really hung out with >Have been friends for like 6 months now >I asked her out and she said no >It felt like she genuinely liked me and I felt heartbroken >Decided to stay "friends" anyways >Now she doesn't talk to me as much >She never wants to hang out anymore >When we do she barely talks to me and keeps her distance How did I f--- this up???? Did I wait too long? Did she get bored of me? I'm distraught

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not ur typical ">be me >straight" | /r/Greentext

: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (56 KB, 750x1000) 7 Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)11:16:08 No.914020862 >be me >stra- >no im not im a bisexual femboy this is a 4chan post retard >try dating on tinder >(oh yeah im white, brown hair brown eyes, 5'10) >all of the girls either dont match back or are ugly >get a few matches, most of them dont really like me that much, probably assuming id cheat on them for a guy. >finally get a match >completely fumble it, she blocks me when i tell her about being a bottom and wanting to get pegged, called a good boy, etc. >fuckthisshit.jpg >switch to men >instantly like 20 matches >guys showering me with praise, tall guys, buff guys, chubby guys, etc >most are nerds like me and enjoy my interests too. >finally find this 6'1 chubby guy who likes femboys >we match and we talk for a bit >he brings me to a resturant, i dress in femboyish clothes (pink hoodie, tight pants) >get topped later that evening by his 7 inch d--- i love my new bf. we moved in together and we play warhammer darktide together and cuddle and watch tv and i make him food.

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Anon envisions the future of AI | /r/Greentext

File: 1708046078703829.webm (2.95 MB, 1280x688) Anonymous (ID: fbujf/x+ 102/15/24(Thu)20:58:38 No.458795185 >>458795345 >>458795355 >>458795398 >>458795590 >>458795806 >>458796202 >>458796562 >>458796657 >>458796736 >>458797350 >>458797555 >>458797722 >>458797991 >>458798056 >>458798241 >>458800900 >>458801975 >hehe look at his ai-made abomination >hehe look at this funny ai-made picture >pffft okay it looks passable but the hands are f----- >okay the hands look good but it always uses the same artstyle >okay it can almost perfectly copy different artstyles but it will never do video >okay it can do video but it isn't perfect YOU ARE NOW HERE >okay it perfected video but it can't innovate >sure, it can innovate but it will never be able to make videogames from scratch >I admit it, it can make videogames from scratch but it will never be able to think >okay it can create media but it can't make humans obsolete in other fields >okay it can speed up some jobs using Al tools >sure, some jobs are now obsolete and millions are unemployed but physical jobs will be fine >I admit it, we need UBI as literally everything we do is less efficient than Al >fine, it can think but it will never be used for nefarious ends >I pity the dead who will never have to endure this hell

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Most high functioning 4chan user | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 KB JPG 04/30/15(Thu)12:10:39 No.613049372 >middle school >school has walled off area to separate tards from the rest >get bright idea to hop wall >act retarded to blend in, dont want to be noticed and get in trouble >mfw tards had substitute >got stuck in tard class the rest of the day because sub didn't believe I wasnt a tard >>613049486 # >>613050454 # >>613051130 # >>613051245 #

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Naked seduction | /r/Greentext

JPG | 287 16 Kb Friday 2024-02-16 14:46:46 2 hours ago >Chinese couple who owns my apartment block goes on holidays >wife gets back first, makes some small talk with me which she never does >go out for smoke an hour later >shes walking naked around the apartment directly across with the blinds opened what the f---. I've been here 4 years and its never happened before. pic related

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Anon gives other Anon some friendly and constructive criticism after he makes a bad post. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mortimer Mouse MORTIMER MOUSE 13 174 KB PNG 02/15/24(Thu)16:18:40 No.142254289 >Once every few years, randomly appear in a Disney cartoon. >"Ha Cha Cha!" >Mog the s--- out of Mickey Mouse. >Refuses to elaborate. >Vanishes out of Disney Canon again for a few more years. The Mortimer Mouse grindset is real. 02/15/24(Thu)16:19:33 No.14225430C Anonymous >>142254289 (OP) # Twitter Zoomer meme. Kill yourself.

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: Anonymous I really hate this! 252 KB PNG 02/12/24(Mon)05:18:33 No.2617425 Why are japanese cops so useless? >be me >witness a crime >run to report it >tell them someone is stealing from someone and I saw it on my phone >guy is still doing it and right around the corner >cop asks me what I think I am doing >wut.mp4 >tells me video taping people without consent is illegal >tell him someone is still breaking the law >see guy leave bar >try to explain to cop with my N3 skills that the bad guy is getting away >cop does nothing and says I am wasting his time >tells me he will write me a ticket if I don't leave W-- I just moved here for my job teaching english and this is my first bar night? What the f--- japan this is suppose to be safe?

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