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Helldivers 2 Fascism Satire Discourse - The more bug simps telling me that humanity is bad and we should die out, the more my views on aliens start siding with this guy:

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Skittles Lad
Skittles Lad

Having beaten the Alien Shooter games myself (even those aliens are more advanced than the Na’vi), consider the following quote:
Spare us your pity, alien. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you?

Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not.

You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.

We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

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Charmielius
Charmielius

in reply to Kenetic Kups

There are an alarming amount of people that go on and on about: how humanity is a disease, that every tragedy that happens to us (hurricanes earthquakes plagues) is earths trying to cure itself and how we should all die and so on and so forth.

Do they actually believe this? No, cause if they did they would've either done themselves in or landed themselves in the slammer for ecotourism, but no cause that would spare us from the annoyance and we can't have that now can we.

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