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![File: 1577745789084.png (57 KB, 275x280) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)04:58:01 No.62216541 [Reply] >>62216747 >>62216753 >be me >hear that celebrity i really look up to is in the area >guy is a sports legend and a master of his craft >spend a full day looking for him >no luck >go home, go to sleep, hope next day i can meet him >next day comes, i am in the middle of class on zoom >dad calls >hes at a food truck next to where he works >immediately leave class >look for sharpie to let him sign my bag >grab first one i see >drive as fast as i can to go meet him >meet the guy >super cool guy who commented on another legend he was signing next to >got a picture with me >day is good >look down at sharpie he signed with afterwards >mfw i realize its the sharpie i would finger myself with >i just made this sports legend sign my bag with a sharpie that i used as a sex toy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/014/462/b7c.jpg)
![File: pepe-sad.gif (76 KB, 498x498) M /b/ My one chance Anonymous 08/21/23(Mon)03:54:00 No.904703389 [Reply] >be me, 19M >wagie at Mexican restaurant >Be cashier and take orders >Mostly older customers no teenage girls >One day girl walks in with her mom >7/10 looks about my age >They order and stand near my station waiting for food >overhear conversation >girl says to look up conversation starters >oh boy >"I don't want it to be awkward look up cool conversation starters instead" >mom walks closer with daughter and asks how old I am >have small conversation with mom >man walks up and looks at menu >daughter steps closer begins to speak too >autism kicks in >ignore daughter ask man what he would like to order >mom and daughter walk away Why am I like this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/645/875/2af.jpg)
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