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Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed)12:59:18 No.914963890 >be me, kissless college freshman a couple years ago >meet a person to play vidya with on college campus social app >we add each other on Steam, both of us have ungodly amounts of games in our libraries >we play gaem >at one point later down the line, they ask if I knew any guys who were single, I respond with "if i did, I would've asked them out myself" >bisexual.mov >through that message, I sort of inadvertently implied that I was single >she probably got the hint, but doesn't ask me out or anything yet >flash forward to a month later, we're playing game >afterwards she messages me "god I want someone to make out with right now" >I don't really know someone is supposed to respond to that, so I just cut to the chase >"are you looking for something serious, or something else?" >after a long gap of radio silence, she responds with "I'm not looking to get into anything serious rn" >I tell her that sleeping around isn't my thing (I of course worded it more delicately) >she says that's fine, and that if I ever change my mind, she'd be there >we don't talk for a year >she messages me out of the blue one day and asks if I want to hang out IRL >I'm apprehensive at first, because I still don't do sleep with friends >honestly pretty upset by this >I don't respond >fuckit.mpeg >we make plans to hang out over the weekend >the weekend arrives >she messages me less than one hour before our agreed upon time >she says that she has a boyfriend. Has had the same boyfriend since we first met and has an ACTUAL PROBLEM with sleeping around with random dudes she meets >she lightly apologizes and says she isn't going to come >five minutes later >HER F------ BOYFRIEND MESSAGES ME >he's actually really chill and apologizes on her behalf and says that her "behavior" is actually a genuine problem she has that they're working on >I tell him all good, I never planned on banging her in the first place. He thanks me for being understanding >I never hear from either of them ever again jfc

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Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed)12:59:18 No.914963890 >be me, kissless college freshman a couple years ago >meet a person to play vidya with on college campus social app >we add each other on Steam, both of us have ungodly amounts of games in our libraries >we play gaem >at one point later down the line, they ask if I knew any guys who were single, I respond with "if i did, I would've asked them out myself" >bisexual.mov >through that message, I sort of inadvertently implied that I was single >she probably got the hint, but doesn't ask me out or anything yet >flash forward to a month later, we're playing game >afterwards she messages me "god I want someone to make out with right now" >I don't really know someone is supposed to respond to that, so I just cut to the chase >"are you looking for something serious, or something else?" >after a long gap of radio silence, she responds with "I'm not looking to get into anything serious rn" >I tell her that sleeping around isn't my thing (I of course worded it more delicately) >she says that's fine, and that if I ever change my mind, she'd be there >we don't talk for a year >she messages me out of the blue one day and asks if I want to hang out IRL >I'm apprehensive at first, because I still don't do sleep with friends >honestly pretty upset by this >I don't respond >fuckit.mpeg >we make plans to hang out over the weekend >the weekend arrives >she messages me less than one hour before our agreed upon time >she says that she has a boyfriend. Has had the same boyfriend since we first met and has an ACTUAL PROBLEM with sleeping around with random dudes she meets >she lightly apologizes and says she isn't going to come >five minutes later >HER F------ BOYFRIEND MESSAGES ME >he's actually really chill and apologizes on her behalf and says that her "behavior" is actually a genuine problem she has that they're working on >I tell him all good, I never planned on banging her in the first place. He thanks me for being understanding >I never hear from either of them ever again jfc

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