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Anonymous 107 KB JPG 03/11/24(Mon)09:36:51 No.76745925 >fell for the you must study STEM meme >have dinner with the family >all my cousins are studying different "meme" degrees >they all get compliments for being really talented, specially one's that's an athlete and studying music >uncle can't stop talking about how good he sings and such >meanwhile I'm the only one in engineering, computer engineering actually >nobody gives a f--- nor knows what a computer engineer does >all they can come up is jokes about how I must know how to activate windows >nobody has the slightest interest in it because it sounds boring or complicated >nobody compliments my muscles because I'm a gymcel and I don't have any medals nor competitions people can look up to

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Anonymous how do i survive this is span Motan O 529 KB JPG >no greentexts 01/27/25(Mon)21:20:58 No.930562186 >be me >redditfag >be left economically but also racist >r/shitposting deletes any memes about anyone but whites >find r/Fardballsland >not every meme is a repost >actual humans post there >and finally memes about pajeets, asians, blacks and whites >freespeech.png >have a source for good memes, racist memes, good reaction images and like-minded people >sub gets banned for spreading hate >every replacement gets banned >see post about it getting banned >redditfags in the comments are racist against whites >none of them get banned or even deleted /b/tards what the f--- do i do? I cant use 4chin because either its just p--- or s----- conspiracy posts, no memes or real engangement. Twitter is a f------ fake news circlejerk and I am not using that. Is there any subreddit I can use without getting aids from those cucks?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nfHxJ12G) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/27/25(Mon)06:57:55 No.495558488 DEATH 40m less people. Seriously, I live in a tiny country that could do with AUSTRALIA 511 KB PNG Why do countries with swaths of available land like Australia and Canada choose to import jeets who s--- all over the country?

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:23:22 No.697372507 149_.jpg 33 KB JPG >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >Game is no longer fun Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:25:23 No.697372593 >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >"Oh boy I get to play this game all night!" 80 KB JPG >>697374028 # >>697374591 # >>697375023 # >>697379734 # >>697382240 # >>697383223 # >>697384149 # >>697384560 # >>697384732 # >>697385573 # >>697385974 #

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Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)21:45:33 No.76425443 GINE 1707415862056001.jpg 517 KB JPG >men are required to be completely naked >women can stay clothed >this is somehow considered gender equality https://asanaexposed.com/2017/04/06/nudist-equity- why-providing-the-option-to-wear-bottoms-in-naked-yoga- for-women-and-transfolk-is-a-political-statement/ What kind of logic is this?

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Anon is strai...AACKK!! Never mind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 171 KB JPG 03/11/24(Mon)06:42:14 No.34985654 >be me >22 male >straight >you already know where this is going >be in party with my buddy >cute little asian girl start seducing me >she lowkey looks like picrel >shes fun and gf material >I take her to my buddy's car >we make out like there's no tomorrow >we start undressing >"anon, I gotta tell you something... im trans" >I get shocked >my other head speaks louder and I just roll with it >post nut clarity hit me like a bitch and I feel disgusted >we exchange contacts >now she won't stop texting me Am I gay? I feel disgusted whenever I remember it but at the same time that ass felt great, prolly the best sex I ever had... Anonymous ur straight 03/11/24(Mon)06:47:04 No.34985689 dude you said shes girlfriend material she probably wants srs anyways at least date her shes not a man its ok take the aristotle example Anonymous >>34985654 (OP) # 03/11/24(Mon)06:48:19 No.34985699 >she lowkey looks like picrel No one looks like picrel irl. That picture is filtered to the point of basically being realistic cartoon.

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Anon should definitely leave | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 412 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)19:05:35 No.30878121 >in very early 30s >partner about to turn 30 >we've been low key fighting for 10 years >trying to work things out but the yelling (mostly her at me) feels neverending >i always try to validate her feelings and make the changes she asks me to but it's never right >i feel like i've been being punished for the past 6-7 years >idk if i feel like i even want to keep going anymore is this what divorce feels like? i'm willing to accept that i'm a bad person and that i deserve to be alone forever. 11 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>30878121 (OP) # >10 years >same problems View Thread 03/10/24(Sun)20:26:05 No.30878540 my man, it's time to leave

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Clean it up jannies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:24:12 No. 197111087 A MARTIN ZANDVLIET FILM LAND OF MINE A SONY PICTURES CLASSICS RELEASE IN ASSOCIATION WITH RATPAC ENTERTAINMENT NORDISK FILM PRODUCTION AMUSEMENT PARK FILM K5 INTERNATIONAL K5 FILM "LAND OF MINE" ROLAND MOLLER MIKKEL BOE FØLSGAARD LOUIS HOFMANN JOEL BASMAN LEON SEIDEL EMIL BELTON OSKAR BELTON OSKAR BÖKELMANN AUGUST CARTER LAURA BRO ZOE ZANDVLIET CAMILLA HJELM KNUDSEN PER SANDHOLT & MOLLY MALENE STENSGAARD SUNE MARTIN RASMUS WINTHER JENSEN SOUND JOHANNES ELLING DAM PGITTE MALLING STEFANIE BIEKER BARBARA KREUZER TE SIMONE BAR LOUISE BIRK PETERSEN HENRIK ZEIN LENA HAUGAARD TORBEN MAJGAARD OLIVER SIMON DANIEL BAUR EXECURINE STEFAN KAPELARI SILKE WILFINGER FR MALTE GRUNERT MIKAEL CHRISTIAN RIEKS MARTIN ZANDVLIET WWW.LANDOFMINEMOVIE.COM FOR VIOLENCE R AND LANGUAGE SOME CRISLY IMAGES DIRECTED BY A NORDISK FILM PRODUCTION&AMISEMENT PARK FILM/IN ASSOCIATION WITH MAJGAARD &KS INTERNATIONAL KS FILM IN CO-PRODUCTION WITH ZDF/WITH SUPPORT FRUM DET DANSKE FILMINGTV/STEEN BILLE FILMDERUNG RAMBURS SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEN DEUTSCHER FILMFURDERFONDEURMAGES DE NORDISK FILM & TV FIND VARIE KOMMUNE DET MISSINGKE FAMILEFOND REMFORDERINGSANSTALT NORDISK FILM D Fandoring Hamburg FFA EE DEUTSCHER FILMFORDERFONDS AMUSEMENT PARK FILM EURIMAGES DR TELL WWW.SONYCLASSICS.COM MAJGAARD Ltd K5° 2DF Varde Kommune Det Nissenske Familiefond RATPAC ©2016 SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT INC. SONY PICTURES CLASSICS™ 36747777.jpg 1.16 MB JPG >invade country >lay a bunch of mines >surrender like a coward despite having orders to fight to the end >get told to clean up the mess you made >cry you're the victim weird film

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Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)01:32:21 No. 197082208 notorious ANG @comradecamgirl this character is an amazing example of the hypersexualiation of indigenous women and femmes in media and its direct contribution to mmiw Anonymous Anonymous >>197085559 # Anonymous 1jy3meptz6f71.jpg 70 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)01:33:07 No. 197082221 03/10/24(Sun)01:33:09 No. 197082222 03/10/24(Sun)01:33:19 No. 197082230 >how to tell a woman is fat on the internet without her ever saying she is fat >>197086014 # >>197089530 # >>197090741 #

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Anon hates babies | /r/Greentext

File: download (11).jpg (5 KB, 275x183) ☐ Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)15:42:24 No.11385106 There have been cases of newborn babies harassing men. the baby convinces the man to have sex with her and the man has sex with the baby. We need justice and arrest those who harass regardless of age. Let's arrest these babies! Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)15:44:00 No.11385109 kill yourself, n----- Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)15:46:40 No.11385110

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Anon on the origin of Fahrenheit system | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 9we2WVYI) == 03/11/24(Mon)03:55:13 No.461327610 >>461326272 # Fahrenheit is perhaps the most arbitrary system imaginable. It's a scale that defines 0 as the freezing temperature of an unspecified brine that Daniel G. Fahrenheit cooked up in his kitchen once and 100 as the temperature under his wife's armpit on a day when she was a teensy bit sick. Celsius is based around trivially tangible values. O is freezing (ie. it's snow time), 100 is boiling (coffee's ready), and then we tack on meaning to specific areas like >30 is hot as s--- or 60 will cause slow burns. >>461327949 # >>461329396 #

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Anon is a Triwizard Tournament Champion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG 06/15/21(Tue)09:59:58 No.152340406 > "Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"

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: Anonymous 457 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)22:32:50 No.76739523 >if you work hard and self- improove you can get what chad already chewed and spat out What an enticing goal. I'm so hyped right now. 03/10/24(Sun) 22:33:48 No.76739532 >>76739523 (OP) # Leave your s----- country with that s----- culture, abroad females are not as promiscous as your s----- femoids. : Anonymous Anonymous 03/09/24 (Sat) 19:40:00 No.76730642 03/10/24(Sun)22:37:16 No.76739555 >>76730664 >>76730677 >>76730925 1697476874597773.png (811 KB, 1000x1534) google yandex iqdb wait >>76730610 (OP) I'll just leave this here If you marry a woman that isn't a virgin, the mother of your children has had another man's d--- inside of her. Your children will be born from a vagina that another man f----- and coomed inside of. There's a high chance that the lips that you passionately kiss on your wedding day have been covered in another man's c--. There's a reasonable chance that another man's hairy balls have been in your wife's mouth. There's a nonzero chance that her cute little tongue has been inside another man's a------. The cheeks that you lovingly kiss in the morning before you go to work have more likely than not been smothered by another man's shaft. Every time you make love, there will a comparison to one lover or another, whether consciously or otherwise. Every time you hold her tenderly in your arms and feel her soft skin against yours, and she tells you how much she loves you, you'll remember that you aren't the first man she's experienced this sensation with or said such intimate words to. The man or men who experienced her before you probably j------- to the memories of how they f----- your wife every now and then. They may even be invited to your wedding and smile smugly from their seat as they watch you swear eternal loyalty and love to used goods they got for free and in better condition. From time to time, you'll find yourself ruminating about her past, plagued by anxiety and lacking peace of mind. My brothers, I would hope to save you from such humiliation and suffering. Don't do this to yourselves, suffer not a w---- and reject the roasties. Unless you're just trying to get your d--- wet and have fun, then whatever I guess Screenshot 2024-03-10 at 17-05-07 (2) _r9k_ - Archived - Potential gf has a bodycount - ROBOT9001 - 4chan.png 435 KB PNG How the f--- am I supposed to desire modern women after reading this post

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Anonymous 100 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)23:05:58 No.76510028 >Be me, kissless beta f-- >Don't talk to girls cause fear rejection. >Decide one day to lift-max and gain chad physique. >Start running, push-up, sit-ups >stop eating sugar & goy slop >Never go to gym cause sperg >soon reg push-ups aren't enough. Have to start doing inclined push-ups. H-------- its working.mp4 >Eventually guys start noticing my gains. Ask if I want be gym buddies. >Decline cause sperg >After more than a year of hard work, I have chad body. >Still to scared to talk to girls Its so over bros. Might as well rope-max

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Anon writes a Harry Potter fanfic. | /r/Greentext

File: 1263067621.jpg-(33 KB, 332x500, Harry.jpg) Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)15:07:01 No. 187447266 One day, Harry was making learnings from his Schoolbook. "Many learnings from Book School!" say Harry, turn the page. But suddely, Harry had learned too much from the book and made forgettings of his magics!!! "Oh no!" say Harry, "Of my magics to forgetten?!?!?!" The magics made refusal to remember! Ron and Hermione made que...stionings of Harry and the lost magics. Brom made a laughing from the window. Harry made a sitting in magic lesson, unable to perform the magics! Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat) 15:07:20 No. 187447327 "I am tired of your not magics!" say Wand. "SNAP!" shout Wand, and Wand snapped itself, because it did no want to be with a not magic! "Oh no!!!!" shout Harry, "NOT A SNAPPING WAND!" But a Snapping Wand. Harry tried to danube the wand into itself, BUT NOT OF WORKINGS! The Teacher made a shoutings at Harry. "HARRY!" shout the ...lesson, "YOU HAVE SNAPPED AT WAND AND THAT IS A CRIME!" The Police danubed through the walls and banged their sticks at Harry. "YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND! YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND!!!!!" shout Police, "WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!" And so Professor McGongle made into the rom. "Ah," say McGongle, "You are one to destroying Wands?!" And so McGongle turned Harry into a Wand. "Oh no!" say a Harry Wand, "I am Wand now?!?!" "Yes," say McGongle, "You are Wand." And McGongle snapped Wand.

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Anon's life will be enhanced by AI | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: n4tMdx92) 21 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)12:39:30 No.461283526 >the year is 2030 >entire workforce is automated Al robotics and systems working flawlessly >Abundance in all things, food, energy, personal health - thanks to ΑΙ >universal basic income >self flying cars >next generation videogames, indistinguishable from real life >legal weed life is gonna get good just hold on bros. Al is unironically going to fix everything Anonymous (ID: fUeeVQjR) >>461283526 (OP) # 03/10/24(Sun) 13:14:38 No.461285512 Imagine being so retarded you're not even skeptical of this supposed utopian future. Al is a pile of s--- and isn't going to take anyone's jobs, I bet you've been c------ your pants over apple provision, hows that going f-----?

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Anonymous 107 KB JPG 03/11/24(Mon)09:36:51 No.76745925 >fell for the you must study STEM meme >have dinner with the family >all my cousins are studying different "meme" degrees >they all get compliments for being really talented, specially one's that's an athlete and studying music >uncle can't stop talking about how good he sings and such >meanwhile I'm the only one in engineering, computer engineering actually >nobody gives a f--- nor knows what a computer engineer does >all they can come up is jokes about how I must know how to activate windows >nobody has the slightest interest in it because it sounds boring or complicated >nobody compliments my muscles because I'm a gymcel and I don't have any medals nor competitions people can look up to

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