Anonymous 100 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)23:05:58 No.76510028 >Be me, kissless beta f-- >Don't talk to girls cause fear rejection. >Decide one day to lift-max and gain chad physique. >Start running, push-up, sit-ups >stop eating sugar & goy slop >Never go to gym cause sperg >soon reg push-ups aren't enough. Have to start doing inclined push-ups. H-------- its working.mp4 >Eventually guys start noticing my gains. Ask if I want be gym buddies. >Decline cause sperg >After more than a year of hard work, I have chad body. >Still to scared to talk to girls Its so over bros. Might as well rope-max

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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File: 1263067621.jpg-(33 KB, 332x500, Harry.jpg) Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)15:07:01 No. 187447266 One day, Harry was making learnings from his Schoolbook. "Many learnings from Book School!" say Harry, turn the page. But suddely, Harry had learned too much from the book and made forgettings of his magics!!! "Oh no!" say Harry, "Of my magics to forgetten?!?!?!" The magics made refusal to remember! Ron and Hermione made que...stionings of Harry and the lost magics. Brom made a laughing from the window. Harry made a sitting in magic lesson, unable to perform the magics! Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat) 15:07:20 No. 187447327 "I am tired of your not magics!" say Wand. "SNAP!" shout Wand, and Wand snapped itself, because it did no want to be with a not magic! "Oh no!!!!" shout Harry, "NOT A SNAPPING WAND!" But a Snapping Wand. Harry tried to danube the wand into itself, BUT NOT OF WORKINGS! The Teacher made a shoutings at Harry. "HARRY!" shout the ...lesson, "YOU HAVE SNAPPED AT WAND AND THAT IS A CRIME!" The Police danubed through the walls and banged their sticks at Harry. "YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND! YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND!!!!!" shout Police, "WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!" And so Professor McGongle made into the rom. "Ah," say McGongle, "You are one to destroying Wands?!" And so McGongle turned Harry into a Wand. "Oh no!" say a Harry Wand, "I am Wand now?!?!" "Yes," say McGongle, "You are Wand." And McGongle snapped Wand.

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Anonymous (ID: n4tMdx92) 21 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)12:39:30 No.461283526 >the year is 2030 >entire workforce is automated Al robotics and systems working flawlessly >Abundance in all things, food, energy, personal health - thanks to ΑΙ >universal basic income >self flying cars >next generation videogames, indistinguishable from real life >legal weed life is gonna get good just hold on bros. Al is unironically going to fix everything Anonymous (ID: fUeeVQjR) >>461283526 (OP) # 03/10/24(Sun) 13:14:38 No.461285512 Imagine being so retarded you're not even skeptical of this supposed utopian future. Al is a pile of s--- and isn't going to take anyone's jobs, I bet you've been c------ your pants over apple provision, hows that going f-----?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/10/24(Sun)12:01:02 No.76739001 reddit 20 KB PNG >Post asks the community for their personal opinion on something. >Reply with my personal opinion. >Get downvoted into oblivion. >Negative Karma so cannot post anything to bounce back. F--- this website.

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: Anonymous 29 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)18:19:43 No.194688340 >speaks english fluently >watches american movies >listens to american music >knows everything about american politics, lifestyle, architecture and cuisine >"let me tell you how much i hate america!!" Why are they like this?

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Anonymous 132 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)02:08:12 No.76733746 >talk to girl >we share same hobbies >asks for my number >randomly texts me if I want to do said hobbies together Is this how normies get girlfriends? How do I get her to send me pictures of her vagina and t--- throughout my day? What are the steps to go from random texting to me plowing her juicy hole in the back of my car? View Thread

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File: images-2024-03-09T224557.996.jpg (30 KB, 510x601) gettyimages Crawle Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)14:51:41 No.76734154 [Reply] ► >be me >pervert >wandering at night >find a cutie walking by >she actually checks them >expose myself and say "Hey cutie check my baaaaalls" >claims to be a registered nurse >she says the condition of my d--- & balls is critical, that I have a fungal inflammation >I thank her for the exam >she says I am not grasping the full gravity of the situation, I actually only have a few hours to live >she asks me how would I want to pass the last hours of my life >I ponder a bit before muttering: "A b------, please?" >she says she has a throat inflammation that would only cause me pain given the scars on my member, but she has a slutty friend who can provide me that >her car is not far away >she drives me to her friends apartment >her friend claims she cant blow me because she got back with Derek >the nurse says that Derek has nothing to do with her and that if it were for her to settle down with someone it should be with Mark because he treats her better, and besides, she could make an exception for a dying man since she is a huge slut >they discuss >the front door neighbor gets curious about all the noise, she is an old lady of small stature >she blows me >the end

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 03/04/21(Thu)22:57:18 No.147536930 >>147534385 (OP) # >work at a covid testing site >walk up to cars with cute girls in them >'yeah just spit into this cup and we'll test it for ya' >pour all the spit cups into an empty Gatorade bottle I carry >do this for 8 hours >go home >use the spit as lube for my fleshlight >pour some it all over my face and shove it up my nostrils >drink the rest of it timed as I orgasm

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Jewperman ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/09/24(Sat) 12:55:23 No.76729733 475 KB PNG >Be Jewish superman. >Working in news media (no s---) >Hear news of local bank robbery. >Dress up and fly towards the bank. >Feel sick from the ride. >Projectile vomit on the bank robbers like a firehose. >Day not saved yet. >Use my Super Circumcision Vision to mark them as my bitch. >Take bags of money that they dropped. >Fly away with them as charitable donation. >Day saved.

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Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >bald >manlet >poor >loser >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?

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Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)17:53:43 No.76348895 >be me >Woman image.jpg 5 KB JPG >me like male >me have crush on a male >male approach >hes cute >male starts showing interest and affection >instant lose of interest *in a soulless and monotone voice tone* I wish that guy treated me like s--- and showed me a little bit of attention in return. So my primitive little brain's reward mechanism could get addicted to him and his attention.

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: Anonymous 342 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)20:30:44 No.30866658 >gf breaks up with me >sad >fast forward a few months >check out her social media (stupid me, I know) >lots of posts about how much she misses her "ex" (me) >text her to see whats up >she acts all passive aggressive >tells me I'm bothering her and to stop texting her Can someone explain to me why she does this?

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Anonymous 100 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)23:05:58 No.76510028 >Be me, kissless beta f-- >Don't talk to girls cause fear rejection. >Decide one day to lift-max and gain chad physique. >Start running, push-up, sit-ups >stop eating sugar & goy slop >Never go to gym cause sperg >soon reg push-ups aren't enough. Have to start doing inclined push-ups. H-------- its working.mp4 >Eventually guys start noticing my gains. Ask if I want be gym buddies. >Decline cause sperg >After more than a year of hard work, I have chad body. >Still to scared to talk to girls Its so over bros. Might as well rope-max

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