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File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling

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Anonymous 844 KB GIF 03/13/24(Wed)01:28:03 No.76766037 >working papa johns late night closing >some guy walks in looking disheveled and listless. >"hey whats goin on man what I can get you" >"just a large pizza I guess. I've just been in a hospital waiting room for hours and I figured I should get some food" >"oh s--- everything ok?" >"no my wife got into a car accident with her parents. they're dead and she's in a medically induced coma, I've got the kids at the hospital waiting" >"jesus f------ christ man that's awful" >try to give him food for free. he insists on paying. give him extra pizza anyway >"good luck man" I think about that guy from time to time. hope his wife made it. life is short kids >>76766942 #

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: Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon) 15:08:53 No.915190788 SAT 03:00 用 1710119552542180.jpg 24 KB JPG >upstairs chad has another girl over >not really jelly of him, just hate the constant noise >neighbours are usually quiet, not this guy >always treats us to a symphony of a woman praying for her life, a guy groaning like he's taking a s---, and a bed racketing like a broken washing machine >tonight's entertainment: "why did you c-- in me!? I'M YOUR SISTER!!"

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: Anonymous Empathy is killing me 35 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)12:36:14 No.30887056 >Be me, normie at 37 >Lonely AF but enjoys peace and quiet >Doesn't like being bothered when going to the store. >Puts on earbuds, listens to music, just wanna buy my groceries in peace >Sees QT3.14 >Wants to say something >Realizes that maybe she is there to shop too and to not be bothered >Realizes I'd be a hypocrite if I talk to her >Sigh and go back to buying my s---. >Go home >Cry myself to sleep How in the f--- are we supposed to meet people? I shouldn't be having highschooler problems like this, I should be old enough to understand.

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Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:14:50 No.76764511 >>76764733 File: based wow.png (1.75 MB, 1920x1080) school >ask for her number >>76764392 (OP) >me >>76764722 >work in some retail place in the ghetto >one of my coworkers is a girl with a great ass and wide hips that i knew from >dumb bitch actually gave it to me >one day we're sitting together during break and she compliments my eyes >"yea i'm like the perfect a----" >awkward laugh >i ask her if she wants to watch a video of the christ church shooting >silence >she goes over to talk to my s--- supervisor >people at work stop talking to me >get called into the managers office >"anon, some people here have been telling me that you're a white supremacist" >dios mio >somehow wiggle my way out of this slippery situation tldr i somehow became very well liked because i asked out a black girl who also worked there and people decided i was just retarded and not a racist. the girl eventually quit after lying to the manager about my supervisor hitting her. she started f------ the super at a fast food place and got a job there because of him. my supervisor got fired because of le accusations. the moral of this story is that i got away with it because of how attractive i am. Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:35:12 No.76764722 ☐ Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)07:36:23 No.76764733 >>76764511 >76764749 >the moral of this story is that i got away with it because of how attractive i am holy larp

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anon needs advice | /r/Greentext

File: 69be601c93e075386abf76ca2(...).jpg (40 KB, 421x421) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:41:07 No.76764778 [Reply] ► >find a white hindu girl on here >she's still a virgin and nearing 30s but not ugly >actually comes from a strict white hindu family and grew up autistic femcel because of that >but she added me bc i'm a white buddhist >says she'll only marry into another hindu >talks to me every day and made an acc on socials to follow me >tell her I'm saving up to move to the UK >she says she'll visit me and take me places >jokingly ask her to marry me >she makes a weird face every time and says we can't marry bc we're different religions what do anons Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:51:47 No.76764874 pretend to convert duh

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File: IMG_0497.gif (61 KB, 640x516) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)14:15:11 No.76762039 [Reply] >add gay twink anon from here on discord >sext him because Im bored >he removes me after we are done >add him back >he says his friend got jealous because I have a big penis >I ask if hes been sharing our direct message >he blocks me Why are gays like this? + 36 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:56:34 No.76764321 >>76764195 Addddddd meeeee back loserrrrrr >>

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >fat loser >refuses to get an actual job >has a hot 20 year old gf >pisses off normalfags He's based. ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/12/24(Tue)17:36:57 No.76764097 599 KB JPG

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24 KB JPG >Be me >Be at an office party with co- workers >Someone offer me a vape >I say without thinking "I don't smoke f---- style, thank you" >I understand the s--- I said >I apologize and I'll leave before anything else >I use every sick day and day off that I have >hoping everyone forgets >I go back to work, everything is going well >Boss calls me to his office >He says that there were several complaints from me because of what I said >But he said he understands that I'm drunk >He said he would stand by me because he had never received any warnings or complaints before >however, a formal apology should be made during the beginning of the next meeting >meeting begins >already prepared to speak, boss starts talking about work issues >His topic starts to expand >I get nervous, not knowing when I should apologize >Sweating cold, mind going blank >"That said, I believe anon has something to tell us" >Caught by surprise >I get up from my chair and start stuttering >I build up the courage and decide to speak loudly and at once to get it over with quickly >"I want to apologize to all the f----- hurt by my comment" >mfw Anonymous lame Anonymous >>915262556 (OP) # i guess u got fired 03/13/24(Wed)04:04:43 No.915263452 03/13/24(Wed)04:54:41 No.915265419

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Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)09:19:30 No.149500901 AC sopranos mc escher.jpg 486 KB JPG Paulie, pick up your phone and come get me, I'm in some kind of MC Hammer s---.

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Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:42:52 No.76764162 amazon 27 KB PNG Using Amazon in 2024 >Type in search item >90% Chinese no-name drop shipping products >Go to Alibaba/AliExpress >Exact same products for 1/3rd the price, even using same product images How in the Crispy Kentucky Fried F--- is this a 2 trillion dollar company?

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: Anonymous 282 KB PNG 03/06/24(Wed) 21:22:10 No.23154883 >Pureblood wizard. >Wants fame, money, power. >Will cheat, lie & even hurt others to obtain it. >Foul-mouth that frequently threatens/actually harms family, friends, teachers & innocents. >When he does have power, abuses it. >Bullies younger students. >Has had friendship ending fights with the other two main characters. >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law >Worst of all: Ginger Honestly not sure why he wasn't a Slytherin. Guy exhibits serial killer tier behavior. If he were real, he'd prob be frog-posting on /pol/ Anonymous >>23154883 (OP) # 03/06/24(Wed)21:39:18 No.23154925 >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law Why is that bad?

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