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Anonymous (ID: YSQYOGCW) Why not convert to Judaism? 254 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)00:25:33 No.462713038 >access to vast riches and influence >nepotism allows you to thrive in any field >Israeli citizenship and settling rights Literally no downside Anonymous (ID: LJLqHvB ) I don't want to 03/24/24(Sun)00:26:20 No.462713111 >>462713199 # >>462713295 # TY!CPUZU50GFS (ID: VhKbhcJH ) ✪ >>462713111 # 03/24/24(Sun)00:27:13 No.462713199 fpbp im not gonna suck baby d---- to get ahead >>462713295 #

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat)21:20:43 No. 197538394 Orcs (Lord_of_the_Rings).jpg 74 KB JPG >all orcs deserve to die (including baby ones who did nothing) even though they were just forced to do bad things by sauron Kind of fascist coded message

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Anonymous NOT ENOUGH MINERALS 36 KB PNG VOTE 03/23/24(Sat)23:28:52 No.915825776 >be me >want to participate in good faith on a super popular message board >50 POINTS REQUIRED TO COMMENT >20 POINTS REQUIRED TO USE CHAT >15 POINTS REQUIRED TO UP >125 POINTS TO DOWN VOTE Be StackOverflow pic not related

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Anon is regarded | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2000 FOSSEEEE 611 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)07:15:58 No.76884013 >read advice that says girls like when men have hobbies and talk about them >try it out >start talking to girl at my uni >mention that I'm going to do my hobby that evening >"oh you have a hobby anon? What hobby" >tell her I enjoy going to AMPs, escorts (GFES mostly) >she says I'm weird and disgusting >mfw >later go to GFE with this one provider I have visited a few times >tell her about this >she is laughing hard and calls me retarded >"why would you tell a normal girl you do this?" >tfw What the f--- anons? I thought hobbies are good? Why are normies such f------ liars

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Kees the word that bantam 306 KB JPG >Be me >Borderline autistic dumb tard who just got dumped by gf of 1 year >Some colleagues invite me to a disco party >They tell me it's extremely easy to find girls there >Oksoundscool.mp3 >I dress up elegant to go there and start dancing in the crowd trying not to act too autistic >A girl literally starts to dance behind my ass rubbing her crotch against it >I try to act nonchalant for a while and exchange some glances >I finally get the courage and ask her if she wants to go dance somewhere less crowded >She hits me with the *no no finger* in my face and smirks >I get away from her and she basically ruined my self esteem for god knows how long That simple act devastated me. I'll f------ never understand women and people in general, i f------ hate autism and myself : Anonymous aint readn allat 03/24/24(Sun)04:35:34 No.915822288

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Anon learns about his brother | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)02:32:27 No.915818143 >using Openrouter >enable logging to save the 1% in smegmacreds >continue my Epstein island erotic roleplay on ChatGPT >3 weeks later, my twin brother who lives across town is found dead after a car accident >according to toxicology and police, he was on fent and alcohol when he crashed into a tree on the way home from a bar with an unidentified woman burnt beyond recognition >he didn't have a license >he didn't own a car >he didn't drink due to an alcohol allergy >he didn't do drugs other than CBD >he had agoraphobia and would never leave the house willingly >he was gay >tfw Anonymous what Anonymous >>915818143 (OP) # what 03/24/24(Sun)02:34:17 No.915818201 03/24/24(Sun)03:11:20 No.915819295

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Anon laughs at normies | /r/Greentext

File: laughing-at-normies-react(...).png (105 KB, 497x691) Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 10:57:16 No.30948545 >>30948619 >>30948657 >>30949174 >>30949227 >My wife >My wife won't let me >I just have to take a picture to show my wife >happy wife, happy life, right? >I can't wait to get married! >This is my wife's son >My wife doesn't like it when I hang out with you guys >My wife's going to freak out when she hears about it. How do I distance myself from these normalfags? Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 11:03:33 No.30948573 >>30949236 I'm not sure, let me ask my wife >> Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 13:43:35 No.30949236 >>30948573 *Audience laughter*

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: Anonymous 121 KB JPG 03/23/24(Sat)20:11:57 No.915815161 >be me >playing vidya with friends >find r--- dwarf post, tell friends >we kek at it, don't believe its real >hear my doorbell ring >didn't order anything, no one is outside >hear giggles >HOHOHOHO in the hallway outside my room well f--- me I guess, the r--- dwarves are real. Goodbye /b/ros

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Anon enjoys tentacles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Be me 03/23/24(Sat)23:26:28 No.915811140 squid.jpg 70 KB JPG >Really into horror s--- >Decide to go to a bookstore >Go to the horror section and pick up a big book filled with H.P Lovecraft stories >cthuluwillrise.jpg >Go to the counter and see 7/10 cute goth girl with tattoos on her arm >Put book on the counter, she looks and says "Oh, that's a good one!" >Autism kicks in >"Yeah, I really enjoy tentacles!" >She gives me a disgusted look like I just p----- in her cereal >fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.png >Pay for the book and leave embarrassed I'm never going back to that bookstore again /b/ros. 3 Replies View Thread

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640.5 KB PNG >>399044395 (OP) >be me, 27 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment >soiciety says to go get a wife and start being an adult >find a girl I like but she doesnt like me playing video games for hours. >to make her happy I sit and watch her reality shows and tv shows > dumbest s--- I have ever seen >bored out of my mind after work most nights >2 years into the realtionship and ask her to marry me >get married 6 months later > life consits of work, reality shows, stupid movies and sleep > is this life? > can only game a few hours a week >get into a huge fight about it >start playing video games after work >more arguments and I dont care >be me, 30 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment

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Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 13:46:00 No.76877335 >be me >be 19 >be pretty sure Im straight

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The rape dwarfs return | /r/Greentext

196 KB JPG w--.jpg >Be me >chilling in the bathtub >pull up a p--- and grab lotion Finna jerk it >run water while doing it >suddenly water starts turning white and sticky >hear some weird scratching >turn off water >can hear it better >recognize the sound >that dragging sound in the walls >I've heard it before >nozzle bursts and 2 r--- dwarves shoot out >grip my c--- >start sword fighting with d---- >catch one off guard and wack it outcold.jpg >the other one bites my d--- >i instantly c-- >the orgasm distracts me >r--- dwarf jumps on my face and starts c------ in my nostrils >grab him with right hand and squeeze the f----- as hard as I can >explodes into green slime Not even the pipes are safe, which means no more water. Gonna have to drink my own piss from now on. Wish me luck bois

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File: waking_up.jpg (145 KB, 715x546) Why is it impossible to exist? Suomynona 03/23/24(Sat) 15:16:36 No.76880301 [ >Cant have a religion >Cant have a gender >Cant have a race >Cant have a age >Cant have a body >Cant have a face >Cant have a opinion >> Anonymous 03/23/24(Sat) 15:18:18 No.76880314 >>76880301 (OP) >Can be a sponge

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Anonymous (ID: YSQYOGCW) Why not convert to Judaism? 254 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)00:25:33 No.462713038 >access to vast riches and influence >nepotism allows you to thrive in any field >Israeli citizenship and settling rights Literally no downside Anonymous (ID: LJLqHvB ) I don't want to 03/24/24(Sun)00:26:20 No.462713111 >>462713199 # >>462713295 # TY!CPUZU50GFS (ID: VhKbhcJH ) ✪ >>462713111 # 03/24/24(Sun)00:27:13 No.462713199 fpbp im not gonna suck baby d---- to get ahead >>462713295 #

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