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![Anonymous (ID: B49mM2ne) [+] Intermittent fasting linked to 91% increase in risk of death from heart disease, study says 03/25/24(Mon)09:07:42 No.462881228 Intermediate fasting to blame for the recent rise in heart attacks. Food may be expensive but that's no reason to skip meals. 1.11 MB JPG 17 Replies 3 Images View Thread Anonymous (ID: gZ+/jnlz) 03/25/24(Mon)09:20:43 No.462882054 Good news! If you buy an electric vehicle you can negate the additional risk. 41 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Sf05wQxa) 31 KB JPG it is never not time to fast 03/25/24(Mon)09:21:16 No.462882086 >>462881228 (OP) # - Not peer-reviewed - Sponsored by American Heart Assoc which gets paid to put it's logo on breakfast cereal - Sample size is small and made up of mostly obese people STOP SKIPPING BREAKFAST GOY! SKIPPING BREAKFAST IS DEFINITELY BAD FOR YOU!!!! Anonymous (ID: njQESHfo) 03/25/24(Mon)09:22:04 No.462882149 boards.4chan.org](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/781/613/4b2.jpeg "Anon isn’t buying it | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1665778563253.jpg (9 KB, 204x247) Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)19:42:17 No.76893694 [Reply] >>76893799 >>76893838 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy at AA meeting >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we meet him up for dinner >i suggest me buy some wine >"one glass won't hurt" >"anon, i'm not sure" >"come on, wine might loosen me up" >wink at him sexily >two bottles of wine later we're pretty smashed and making out up against the restaurant dumpster >"let's get vodka in, make this is into a real party" >we drink the vodka buy the canal >he gets emotional and starts crying about his wife >he killed her in a drink driving accident >mfw why would he bring up his ex wife on a date with me? men can be so weird + 4 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)19:52:36 No.76893775 Based, sis! What a dumb moid that forgot everything especially the "one is too many and a thousand is never enough." Hopefully he'll continue on his binge, drinks and drives again and kills himself. Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)19:54:44 No.76893798 >be OP >be 24yo hag, dicked down dozens, if not, hundreds of times in college already >Meet older chad at a meeting specifically for getting over alcohol addiction >"OMG!! HE'S SUPER CUTE!!!!" >We meet at a bar >I pull him out of recovery and tempt him into drinking again >Make out behind a dumpster >We drink even more >Suddenly, the guy in question reveals that he was actually drinking because he killed his own wife, by mistake >OMG RÓBOTS!!! WHY ARE MEN LIEK THIS!!!! WHY DOES HE CARE ABOUT HIS WIFE THAT HE NEVER MEANT TO KILL AND WANTED A FAMILY WITH??? WHY DID HE CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?? EWWW THIS "CHAD" GIVES ME THE ICK!! WHAT A F------ BETA I hate you OP, and every day women like you make me so happy to be alone. KYS at your earliest convenience.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/781/472/532.png "anon is pretending to be female | /r/Greentext")
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