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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/28/24(Thu)18:00:30 No.916055927 >Be me >Using a public urinal >Huge buff guy takes the urinal right next to me, even though all the others are free >Pisses LOUD af, it sounds like putting ice cubes in a deep fryer >Just try to focus on my stream >Glare at him slightly >He's staring into my f------ soul >I quickly look away but he's still staring at me >"You call that a stream?" he says to me >I just keep minding my business >He tears off the barrier between the urinals, "ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE HISS PISSER!" >He grabs my shoulders, still pissing like a pressured hose, and throws me across the f------ bathroom >He walks to me, still pissing, "Are you gonna piss like a MAN or are you gonna piss like a BITCH!?" >He strangles my throat, pissing onto my face at this point >I struggle to shout an answer through the strangling and piss >he gives a disappointed look then says "So be it..." >Piss kamehamehas my into oblivion The moral of this story is don't use public urinals :D

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)05:56:48 No. 197717415 ei2 THE AMERICAN SOCIETY MAGICAL NEGROES OFFICIAL TRAILER IMG_6455.jpg 83 KB JPG >Movie portrays blacks as a bunch of buffoons who are scared of making whitey uncomfortable and will bend over backwards to make them feel comfortable >Portrays whites as violent savages who will snap at a moment's notice around a black Who the f--- was this for?

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Anonymous What do i think of this? RVA 53 KB JPG having him. 03/28/24(Thu)18:46:13 No.916052664 >be me >sitting on the couch with my earphones in, grandpa and dad are there too chatting >i pause the music for some reason and hear them talking >dad:"piss on him, he has no idea about anything, i regret >grandpa: "indeed he is a total weirdo, i mean he is fine i have no issues with him, it's just he is so quiet and weird, he barely talks with me, like almost never >dad:"yeah f--- him, i don't give a f--- about that p------------, he can die now whatever. >grandpa:"yeah, i mean he is just odd and really different than anyone >dad:"screw him... There was more to it... Idk, but it kinda cut my heart, so casually talking about this in front of me while thinking i can't hear it... View Thread

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Anon doesn't like Dragon Ball Super | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)17:04:39 No.195418061 images (25).jpg 26 KB JPG >so uhhhh Frieza comes back but... umm.. he's gold now or something lol >oh yeah there's a second Cell who is identical to the first >of course, Buu returns because of [reasons] duh It's literally must Fanservice: The Show. What room temperature IQ mouthbreathers still watch this stupid s---? : Anonymous mexicans >>195421227 # >>195431241 # 01/23/24(Tue)17:05:31 No.195418074

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Anon gets a brilliant idea while on a date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 103 KB PNG 03/28/24(Thu)13:39:28 No.916043994 >be me at 20 >On my first date >Girl is really out of my league but outback steakhouse is giving me a chance at holding this s--- >She still hangs with me for a bit after eating >We go over to a giant field near my house and walk for a min since the weather is f----- heavenly (Florida babee) >It's getting late and I'm getting horny >While I'm dropping her off I get my first kiss and it turns into a make out sesh >Really hoping this escalates into something more >Have a brilliant idea >I s--- in my diaper and tell her "I need a change" >She looks down and sees the diaper and screams, never talking to me again >I go home and bust a load and change myself What did I do wrong?

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Anon losses his innocence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:08:00 No.916042827 File: Screenshot 2024-03-12 212925.png (488 KB, 515x658) >be me 19, autism >have female friends >>916042883 >I don't discriminate based on gender >I like people that i find interesting, or are kind >I like being kind >I like making people happy >have glow up, went from 4/10 to 8/10 >lost weight, got stronger feel way better in my own skin >Female friends boyfriends started to hate me. >lost two friends to this >another one filled her head with the strangest of lies. >Hurts to lose people i cared about, but i move on. >Ones without boyfriends and some with, acting all strange around me. >some of new girls i met, are nervous or flirt with me, which is often a minefield to go though. >One Girl who has a boyfriend that told her to never speak to me again, and i think may like me is starting to talk to me a lot again over Instagram, and idk what to do with that mess. >then this morning i woke up to a message from a somewhat friend. >she said "No one wants me :( come over bring condoms" >this makes me feel so damn uncomfortable, what am i even meant to say to that. >ive just been in my room processing this all day. Idk what to do, I wanted to look better because i want to be liked, but now im more isolated and confused then ever. What do i do? how can i handle these situations. Ive lost my innocence, and wholesomeness.

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Red state anon being smug | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WRYGO8WV) 03/28/24(Thu)20:53:21 No.19903940 29 KB JPG >be California >shut down almost all fossil fuel and nuclear power plants resulting in massive rolling blackouts >mandate that everyone drive electric cars at the same time as the massive rolling blackouts >blame corporations so you don't have to change anything >Kafkaesque environmental regulations prevent the building of any new water reservoirs, resulting in massive once-in-a- century droughts every five years >no one can cut down any trees for the same reason, resulting in massive once-in-a-century wildfires every years five >blame global warming so you don't have to change anything >choose to build a massive megalopolis between the ocean and a mountain range, resulting in interminable smog >blame pollution so you don't have to change anything >legalize homelessness and get overrun with homeless people >legalize all drugs and get overrun with drug addicts >legalize all crime and get overrun with criminals >declare food, housing, education, healthcare, transportation, retirement and childcare "rights" that the government has to pay for >tax the f--- out of everything to try to pay for it >taxes make everything expensive as hell and no one can afford to live there >try to end poverty by raising the minimum wage to $20 an hour >no one can afford to hire anyone >everyone becomes unemployed and homeless >even people who make $20 an hour are homeless because everything is so expensive because of all the taxes and regulations and the fact that everyone makes 20 f------ dollars an hour >creates an inflationary spiral where the government keeps spending more and more money and everything keeps getting more and more expensive while cities are overrun with criminals, homeless people and drug addicts, there's no electricity, no water, nowhere to live, and everything is on fire >people get tired of it and leave >population begins to shrink for the first time in history >not even illegal immigrants want to move there >but at least you're not a bigoted anti-choice red state

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Anon has a fantasy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)06:13:16 No.264687672 GODren and GoDpo.gif 898 KB GIF God I wish we had a /dbs/ meetup so I could start swinging at the first m----------- who even references moeshit. Can you imagine? >everyone laughing, using "kneel" "cachinnation" and all that sort >suddenly a 5'5 rat blurts out "yeah I love [moeshit] Bejitabro by the-- >we do gif related >gets interrupted by the sudden noises of someone climbing over the table hurriedly >as soon as it turns its unshaven round face, the rat is tackled to the ground >BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, KRAKABOOM, BRAKOOM >another moeshitter is huddled on the floor covering its face muttering to itself "Jiren lost" over and over waiting for the onslaught to end God, literally my fantasy. >>264687705 # >>264687736 # >>264688108 #

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: Anonymous (ID: k02VqTC5 03/28/24(Thu)06:50:00 No.19901137 its so f------ over 88 KB GIF experience >be me >6'5, trains every day, decent looking >creates Tinder >0 matches first week >think my account is bugged >start swiping right on everyone >still nothing >get a random Ukrainian girl's photos and create a Tinder to see the girl's >getting superlikes as I'm setting my Zodiac sign >go take a shower >come back 20 minutes later >99+ likes, lots of super likes >start swiping right >everything is a match >getting super likes every 3 seconds as I write this It's so over

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/pol/ doesn't care if you're black, white or brown, as long as you're racist | /r/Greentext

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ±61_230917_n.png, 595KiB, 818x627 mawrie ID:22VNAqim Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:20:46 No.461683379 Report Quoted By: >>461683464 >>461683521 >>461683545 >>461683590 >>461683638 >>461683652 >>461683670 >>461683672 >>461683706 >>461684105 >>461685333 >>461685769 >>461686519 >>461686840 >>461687528 >>461687822 >>461689239 >>461691837 >>461691966 >>461691987 >>461692028 >>461692046 >>461692690 >>461693379 >>461694560 >>461695010 >>461697733 >>461699717 >>461703906 >>461704086 >>461704405 >>461705013 >>461705082 >>461706955 >>461708499 >>461710195 >>461717063 >>461718144 >>461718304 >>461718794 >>461726813 > /pol/s heroes are a Puerto Rican (ST), a Mexican (Nick Fuentes), a Cuban (Enrique Tarrio) You can't make this up View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace + 1707769728435542.jpg, 108KiB, 1024x920 Anonymous ID:qWUKUiko Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:22:49 No.461683521 Report Quoted By: >>461683698 >>461683703 >>461684242 >>461684293 >>461685209 >>461685368 >>461687528 >>461689550 >>461690122 >>461690880 >>461692288 >>461692666 >>461692786 >>461708242 >>461709506 >>461715393 >>461718424 >>461719807 >>461721956 >>461723737 >>461683379 Pol doesn't care what race a person is, as long as they are racist.

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: Anonymous COPIUM 177 KB PNG 03/28/24(Thu)15:19:31 No.195360133 > hope china fail so I don't miss out not learning chink language. > Hope ChatGPT and the various Al advance so much, so I don't miss out not being a codemonkeylet. > Hope Al generated images advance so much, so I didn't miss out not being a narcistic photo collecting f-----. > Hope Al advance so much it replaces job, so everybody can be put down into the same level as my NEET ass. > Hope the various happenings and wars intensify and escalate, so millions of young men like me suffer and died while I stayed comfy (peak schanderfreudism) > Hope China invades taiwan, so the world is f----- without computers > Hope global thermonuclear holocaust finally happens, so global trade and industry collapse, making me comy remaining a failure. Anything else to be added to my prayers?

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Kazakhastan is embracing "western values" | /r/Greentext

>>195 Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:40:25 No.195333388 >>195334811 >>195334847 >>195335089 >>195335154 >>195335313 >>195335927 >>195336298 >>195337071 >>195337696 >>195339211 >>195339666 >>195340321 What's so bad about Kazakhstan adoption western values? Liberal countries are wealthy, they have human rights, free speech, justice, equality, everything. What else should we strive for? Chinese dystopia? Or islamic backwardness? >> Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:45:59 No.195333565 Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:46:55 No.195333600 >>195333388 (OP). >>195333717 >>195333750 >>195335899 >"western values" is when you have f----- and transvestites running around. The gayer you are, the closer you are to the west apparently.

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Out of the Mist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)15:35:23 No.76886608 NATWY 1709030298186019.jpg 36 KB JPG I'm not a NEET but I live like one. >at midnight >go to work >sit on computer for 8 hours, not interacting with a single person >go home in the morning to a tiny apartment >sit on the computer for another 6 hours >sleep during the day >repeat This is my whole life. I don't talk or interact with a single human being. I'm just on the computer all the time and my scheduled is inverted. I have no friends.

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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/28/24(Thu)18:00:30 No.916055927 >Be me >Using a public urinal >Huge buff guy takes the urinal right next to me, even though all the others are free >Pisses LOUD af, it sounds like putting ice cubes in a deep fryer >Just try to focus on my stream >Glare at him slightly >He's staring into my f------ soul >I quickly look away but he's still staring at me >"You call that a stream?" he says to me >I just keep minding my business >He tears off the barrier between the urinals, "ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE HISS PISSER!" >He grabs my shoulders, still pissing like a pressured hose, and throws me across the f------ bathroom >He walks to me, still pissing, "Are you gonna piss like a MAN or are you gonna piss like a BITCH!?" >He strangles my throat, pissing onto my face at this point >I struggle to shout an answer through the strangling and piss >he gives a disappointed look then says "So be it..." >Piss kamehamehas my into oblivion The moral of this story is don't use public urinals :D

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