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Drake & Josh: The Easter Special | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 1/31/2025, 10:39:47 AM No.49078630 r/greentext in 2036 Discussion 7 KB JPEG >be me > logging into Reddit Metaverse Premium Plus (now with haptic feedback for downvotes) >spend 3 hours verifying my age through blockchain-based ID system > finally get to r/greentext >sort by new >"Anon works at the Mars Colony" >be me, wagecuck on Mars Colony 47-B >working 169 hour weeks maintaining Musk's catgirl breeding facility >getting paid in ElonCoin (currently worth 0.0000001 USD) >mfw when I can't even afford soylent anymore >tfw no qt 3.14 genetically engineered catgirl gf >at least I'm not working in the reddit karma mines >get notification that I forgot to thank the Amazon-Tesla Al for allowing me to breathe their premium oxygen subscription > oxygen supply cut off >die >get reanimated as a cybernetic wagie because I signed the wrong clause in my 47,000 page employment contract > now I have to work double shifts >tfw when you realize you'll never escape wage slavery even in death >mfw when I realize I'm still paying off my student loans from 2024 >pic related, it's my government assigned cybernetic suffering enhancement module Replies: >Fake: Anon implies he got a job >Gay: Anon works for another man's catgirl facility >TendieBot_9000: [ATTENTION CITIZEN] Please validate your greentext reading license before attempting humor >"what the f--- is a soylent?" > "it's what they called food before the great nutrient paste standardization act of 2034" >be me reading this on my neuralink >get error 404: brain not found >mfw As I watch the last remnants of 4chan culture get absorbed into the corporate metaverse, I realize the true greentext was the autism we developed along the way.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/999/279/ca1.png "r/greentext in 2036 | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous [*] HINDI (हिन्दी) FILIPINO (Wikang Filipino) 01/31/25(Fri)04:43:54 No.207305506 >millions of filipinos flood canada in the 2010s >nobody cares >millions of jeets flood canada in the 2020s >everyone gets p----- off, even liberal white women turn racist 124 KB JPG explain this phenomenom Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)04:49:08 No.207305640 filipinos actually integrate in every instance i've encountered them in the west rapists of india do not >>207305727 # >>207311237 # Anonymous >>207305640 # Asians have humility 01/31/25(Fri)04:51:24 No.207305727 Indians never know the meaning of the word "no". They always go after what they want regardless. Unironically helps them get jobs but with women it makes them r---- >>207306406 # >>207307051 # >>207311147 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/999/278/8c1.jpeg "Indiabros... | /r/Greentext")
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![File: IMG_1696.jpg (379 KB, 766x859) My brother Warned me Anonymous (ID: hQJV+iyt) [03/30/24(Sat) 12:11:13 No.463406579 [Reply] >>463408331 >>463408340 >>463408376 >>463408570 >>463408712 At 8:34 PM eastern standard time, due to inter governmental experiments, the whole world will go out. They are testing the core of the earth and are studying the effects of the shift of the poles, my brother worked for NASA and he tried to expose it but was imprisoned with false marijuana accusations. He said that today, there will be extremely strong wind and a huge earthquake right before the "Fosincou". He told me that there's a chance international mayhem might take place and encourage everyone to stockpile on 5 fences, 46 long spears, food to last you 7 months, 2 generators, 3 aircraft tires, 490 gallons of diesel, 200 gallons of 91 octane fuel. Make no mistake, today is the day that the world changes forever +19 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. ☐ Anonymous (ID: 3T7rxPMm) [+] 03/30/24(Sat) 12:34:20 No.463408331 File: signal-2024-03-24-16-20-42-055.gif (383 KB, 346x255) >>463406579 (OP) REEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEER](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/784/868/c28.png "The end of the world according to /pol/ | /r/Greentext")
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