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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG >be me 04/02/24(Tue)05:13:09 No.76983224 >Work in a restaurant that serves coffee >owner is cheap as f--- >we literally only ordered decaf >you ask for coffee you get decaf >nobody ever notices >when they do they assume they just need more coffee >we make more money because we're not giving people actual caffeine >grade A business

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anonymous 124 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)02:23:44 No.913061458 >Food is unaffordable >Children forced to play Fortnite IRL >Society ruled by trannies Was The Hunger Games trying to warn us? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)02:33:29 No.913061822 I dunno but I'd a--- f--- Katniss Everdeen.

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Anonymous (ID: exKXVZ6/ 01/10/21(Sun)14:28:24 No.301779559 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC As most people know by now, many things were stolen during the terrorist insurrection at the Capitol: laptops, mail, even the Speaker's lectern. Security cameras also picked up a well- disguised fellow about 5'4" stealing all of my SHOES, for Chrissake. Unbelievable 2:42 AM Jan 10, 2021 739 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 25.8K Likes F51566B5-9E3F-4C34-8D8C-9FE0C1D896B6.jpg 191 KB JPG Ok who's the smartass... Anonymous (ID: +bOaCkAZ 01/10/21(Sun)14:29:39 No.301779834 >>301779559 (OP) # Did you know Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has size 11's? >>301781107 # >>301786107 # >>301789207#

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195 KB PNG >be me, STRAIGHT elderly chinese man >10 minutes ago >go to sandwich shop >order the same thing I always do from the same guy that's always there >see someone new come out from the back room and go behind the counter >cute ass slim mexican femboy >notice he keeps eyeing me every few seconds while my sandwich is being made >make eye contact and he smiles >asks if I need anything else in the softest little voice >"I need you to do something" >pull out my service revolver >force him to beat me at MAHJONG otherwise I will banish him to the land of Yi (my term for barbarians) 7 Replies Anonymous View Thread 10/13/23(Fri)23:51:36 No.75059287 I wanna f--- the smug cat >>75059292 #

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: Anonymous Okay guys. Here goes. >be me age 17 10/25/16(Tue)17:24:09 No.3232916 >my brother is a Chad and frequently has friends over >I'm holed up in my room, I hate going outside of my room when there's guests over >Really need to s--- >Don't want to leave >See a towel in my room >Squat over the towel and s--- on it instead of leaving my room >Continue doing this throughout the years, 'cause I don't have to leave the comfiness of my room and the poop comes out easier that way >Have to eventually deliver poop-covered towel to my toilet which involves walking across the hallway >Sometimes I'd store many poop towels until I finally decided it was time to dispose of them >Have to make sure coast is clear before delivering towel >Mess up one day and my brother comes out >Get startled, drop towels full of poop >My brother's face scarred me forever

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG >be me 04/02/24(Tue)05:13:09 No.76983224 >Work in a restaurant that serves coffee >owner is cheap as f--- >we literally only ordered decaf >you ask for coffee you get decaf >nobody ever notices >when they do they assume they just need more coffee >we make more money because we're not giving people actual caffeine >grade A business

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