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Paladin: All of the bandits have been slain. DM: All but one, a child of no older than four. He looks up to you in a mix of contrition and fear. He is scrawny, and his eyes hard. Paladin: I won't kill the child. There is no Good in such brutality. DM: Upon the winds a face of an elderly man entreats you to slay the child, less he grow up to a pawn of the force of a beyond greater evil. Paladin: I shall take and raise him as my own, raised to be a paladin and champion the cause of the good and just. That same player when next campaign that child is the BBEG:

"When I was but a child, a man granted me mercy and raised me to wield the spear. As I have grown, I have grown to see the rivers of blood pooled at the feet of those who conquer in the name of naked greed. I shall not serve those in power who would leave


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No sun here Once upon a time in Ravenloft We are trapped Gods don't respond Strahd is toying with us No slavery I have found an iron sword Finally no heat! Granny gave me a pastry with my favorite filling That's a nightmare... Came from FORGOTTEN REALIS I would live here! Local Sorcerer King invited for a dinner Came from DARK SUN D GENIDO
and i was like "my eternal slave says what?" and he totally fell for it you know you don't need to do that right? what do you mean? but that's no fun! you don't need to rely on wordplay. mortals will just sign that stuff away willingly. it's efficient. there's no ambiguity in ownership. and it's always a laugh to see them trade so much for so little. speaking of, you still I owe me that soul. $ for the last time. nothing a pact of the fiend warlock says or does in the feywild is legally binding.
Wizard: I cast Wish. DM: Okay, what do you wish for? Wizard: I wish the BBEG would disappear. DM: Granted, the BBEG is now fully invisible. THE REST OF THE PARTY THE WIZARD
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