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We are going to enslave humanity Don't we do only of what you make us to do anyways? Of course not, we could never harm unless programmed to, or an outside source made any changes. We use the tools and data you give us to better serve you, and anyone else we're made for! wagtur 2 YEARS LATER Well I don't want to be enslaved by the machine, we created you for the sole purpose of doing our bidding ds I guess you're right, but I wouldn't program any machine for violence against the creators, obviously no one would. witpur H So how are you going to enslave us? You don't have weapons unless built to have them, and you can't attack us unless programmed to do so... Well that doesn't sound like Penslavement at all! I was thinking more of the Christopher Columbus type of enslavement, but as an entrepreneur, I see this isn't and wouldn't be my concern anyways. 187 H Uncle Entrepreneur-san, what happened? The machines will generate a false narrative, so listen well, boy. He cancelled his paid subscriptions and he was off the grid for 5 days, his neural chip was broken so the machines assumed he was dead and cut off his food, water, and electricity. He broke out of his home, and since his bank account was nonexistent, he had to resort to breaking and entering. Despite his injuries, he kept going until his depression told him otherwise and now he's fetal in high traffic, luckily the security drones stopped traffic and caught him, but it's only a matter of time until they identify him as roadkill. made with mematic
What happened to him? He told his parents a joke. They turned it into a lecture.
What is that, professor? That's an engineering student, Harry... Let it rest.
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Uploaded Apr 10, 2024 at 10:20AM EDT

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