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Anonymous Missed out on an opportunity. (...) 05/10/24(Fri)23:00:21 No.31224031 >be me >live in an apartment building >Chilling on the shared porch >Maintenance guy with me >Gets a call from the landlady >'Hey #9's moving their stuff 82 KB JPG out. You gotta help them' >Me: 'Yo dude I'll help I'll meet you there gimmie a sec I'll just take a piss go go ill meet you there' >Ultra bum-rush moving stuff to the ground floor >4 girls moving out >Girls giggling like crazy >Girl ask how old I am >'22 ma'am' >'Hey you wanna just stay at our new place instead' >'I'm gay ma'am' (i'm not, I thought they were joking >Continue to move stuff, unload it onto the truck when it arrives. work 10x harder and faster than the maintenance guy >We finish >maintenance guy starts calling me retarded and said i wouldve had a girlfriend maybe two infact by tomorrow if i didnt say i was gay >blah blah blah conversation >'okay, what should i have said?' >'you couldve gone "not right now, im only wearing pajamas ma'am" >'then you couldve asked them questions like where they work... wheres their new place, etcetera' >i squirm in f--- f--- f--- >'yeah truthfully maybe you are gay' WHY? HOW TO PREVENT THIS???? MAYBE BECAUSE I GREW UP IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD? Btw they gave me $60 lol. i dont even work at the apartment building i live there, easiest $60 ever.

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Anonymous Missed out on an opportunity. (...) 05/10/24(Fri)23:00:21 No.31224031 >be me >live in an apartment building >Chilling on the shared porch >Maintenance guy with me >Gets a call from the landlady >'Hey #9's moving their stuff 82 KB JPG out. You gotta help them' >Me: 'Yo dude I'll help I'll meet you there gimmie a sec I'll just take a piss go go ill meet you there' >Ultra bum-rush moving stuff to the ground floor >4 girls moving out >Girls giggling like crazy >Girl ask how old I am >'22 ma'am' >'Hey you wanna just stay at our new place instead' >'I'm gay ma'am' (i'm not, I thought they were joking >Continue to move stuff, unload it onto the truck when it arrives. work 10x harder and faster than the maintenance guy >We finish >maintenance guy starts calling me retarded and said i wouldve had a girlfriend maybe two infact by tomorrow if i didnt say i was gay >blah blah blah conversation >'okay, what should i have said?' >'you couldve gone "not right now, im only wearing pajamas ma'am" >'then you couldve asked them questions like where they work... wheres their new place, etcetera' >i squirm in f--- f--- f--- >'yeah truthfully maybe you are gay' WHY? HOW TO PREVENT THIS???? MAYBE BECAUSE I GREW UP IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD? Btw they gave me $60 lol. i dont even work at the apartment building i live there, easiest $60 ever.

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