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P-please, honor me or I'll flood slightly more or slightly less than usual ☐ you *Shifts course 800 km, kills millions and topples your dynasty* Nile Yellow River

France and Britain in the past: I will rule the world No, I will rule the world. France and Britain now: This is my fish America decides whose fish it is

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THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP WAKING UP TO DISCOVER imgflip.com THE CREW'S UNANIMOUS DECISION ON 'WHAT TO DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR.'

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Aurora Lights in 2024: "Omg look at the bright lights, I must take photos and upload them to social media" CLAP CLAP Aurora Lights in medieval times: "The Gods are speaking to us" "Yes" u/elch3w

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If you believe De Kock | History Memes

im Olof Palme which means i like Employee funds and good foreign policy dude im some south african who might be working under operation gladio i dont care im going to shoot you because you supported the anc im operation gladio

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That's Why They Were Called the Persian Wars | History Memes

imgflip.com SPARTA OTHER IONIAN CITIES ATHENS PERSIA

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Santo Domingo, the 51st state | History Memes

HISTORY FANS: THERE ARE 2 MAJOR POWERS WHO REFUSED TO ANNEX A SMALLER STATE WHICH WANTED TO BE ANNEXED imgflip.com There's three, actually.

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Greeley also died before the Electoral College met, so he would've never have been President even if he was elected | History Memes

Being a socialist, pro-women's rights, and abolitionist that criticized Lincoln for being too moderate on slavery Being supported by the Democrats for President in 1872 because he wasn't Grant Horace Greeley

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What's that? Individuals have their own motivations? Wuuuuuuut! | History Memes

How people think the First Crusade started: I apparently don't have anything to worry about in Europe, so I want you to go kill Muslims. And I'm apparently a blood-thirsty maniac that has nothing better to do than obey a random Italian! How the first crusade actually started: If I send the Byzantine Emperor help to fight the Turks in his hour of need, I can drive a wedge between him and my true enemy, the Holy Roman Emperor! As Papal Legate, it is my duty to promote your interests! I shall visit such lords as I know personally, and rouse them to action! I'm old and tired, and I've been looking for an excuse to die with glory! I'll join you for the honour of being buried in the Holy Land. The Holy Roman Emperor took away most of my inheritance, and rivals have been trying to take what's left ever since. I'd rather sell it all and lead an army to the Holy Land than stay here. I'm really itching to kill some Jews who live in the next valley over. This ms like a great excuse! seems I'm not actually going to help with the rest I desire to step out of my father's shadow, and claim a Kingdom of my own. You guys look capable enough to get me there, but not strong enough to stop me when I make my move. I'm the last guy's nephew. I married William the Conqueror's daughter, and I'm pretty sure they both think I'm a p----, so I want to prove I'm a big, strong man. I am totally going to bail when s--- gets real. I'm either crazy, or a sleezy conman, or both! I'm going to whip up a frenzy of fanaticism and raise a huge mob of peasants long before the other guys are ready! Everyone who follows me is going to die horribly, but I'll survive! I brought my own donkey! The donkey guy told me there'd be treasure. Also, I'm going to set s--- on fire as soon as I get the opportunity. I believe in holy relics, and I'm very easily impressed. I'm going to set myself on fire later. ستم کر

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Turkish treatment of Greek POW since time immemorial | History Memes

Romanos IV My punishment is far heavier, malaka. I forgive you, and set you free. Nikolaos Trikoupis * Don't think of yourself as a prisoner, malaka. You're our guest.

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Any of you seen that movie? | History Memes

POV: You are infamous outlaw Jesse James about to be shot in the back of the head by the coward Robert Ford: Somethin' bad's bout' to happen to me. I don't know but I feel it comin'

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POV: YOU'RE IN THE CANADIAN PRAIRIES IN THE 1890S GOING TO VISIT YOUR NEW NEIGHBOURS imgflip.com

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Spratly island's go brrrrr. | History Memes

The Spratly Islands are "contested islands," by Brunei, the Philippines and many others... In the name "contested islands!" Where is that written?

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The "Great War" was a way better name anyway | History Memes

You guys are worried about WWIII? But that ended over 100 years ago...

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