How people think the First Crusade started: I apparently don't have anything to worry about in Europe, so I want you to go kill Muslims. And I'm apparently a blood-thirsty maniac that has nothing better to do than obey a random Italian! How the first crusade actually started: If I send the Byzantine Emperor help to fight the Turks in his hour of need, I can drive a wedge between him and my true enemy, the Holy Roman Emperor! As Papal Legate, it is my duty to promote your interests! I shall visit such lords as I know personally, and rouse them to action! I'm old and tired, and I've been looking for an excuse to die with glory! I'll join you for the honour of being buried in the Holy Land. The Holy Roman Emperor took away most of my inheritance, and rivals have been trying to take what's left ever since. I'd rather sell it all and lead an army to the Holy Land than stay here. I'm really itching to kill some Jews who live in the next valley over. This ms like a great excuse! seems I'm not actually going to help with the rest I desire to step out of my father's shadow, and claim a Kingdom of my own. You guys look capable enough to get me there, but not strong enough to stop me when I make my move. I'm the last guy's nephew. I married William the Conqueror's daughter, and I'm pretty sure they both think I'm a p----, so I want to prove I'm a big, strong man. I am totally going to bail when s--- gets real. I'm either crazy, or a sleezy conman, or both! I'm going to whip up a frenzy of fanaticism and raise a huge mob of peasants long before the other guys are ready! Everyone who follows me is going to die horribly, but I'll survive! I brought my own donkey! The donkey guy told me there'd be treasure. Also, I'm going to set s--- on fire as soon as I get the opportunity. I believe in holy relics, and I'm very easily impressed. I'm going to set myself on fire later. ستم کر

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How people think the First Crusade started: I apparently don't have anything to worry about in Europe, so I want you to go kill Muslims. And I'm apparently a blood-thirsty maniac that has nothing better to do than obey a random Italian! How the first crusade actually started: If I send the Byzantine Emperor help to fight the Turks in his hour of need, I can drive a wedge between him and my true enemy, the Holy Roman Emperor! As Papal Legate, it is my duty to promote your interests! I shall visit such lords as I know personally, and rouse them to action! I'm old and tired, and I've been looking for an excuse to die with glory! I'll join you for the honour of being buried in the Holy Land. The Holy Roman Emperor took away most of my inheritance, and rivals have been trying to take what's left ever since. I'd rather sell it all and lead an army to the Holy Land than stay here. I'm really itching to kill some Jews who live in the next valley over. This ms like a great excuse! seems I'm not actually going to help with the rest I desire to step out of my father's shadow, and claim a Kingdom of my own. You guys look capable enough to get me there, but not strong enough to stop me when I make my move. I'm the last guy's nephew. I married William the Conqueror's daughter, and I'm pretty sure they both think I'm a p----, so I want to prove I'm a big, strong man. I am totally going to bail when s--- gets real. I'm either crazy, or a sleezy conman, or both! I'm going to whip up a frenzy of fanaticism and raise a huge mob of peasants long before the other guys are ready! Everyone who follows me is going to die horribly, but I'll survive! I brought my own donkey! The donkey guy told me there'd be treasure. Also, I'm going to set s--- on fire as soon as I get the opportunity. I believe in holy relics, and I'm very easily impressed. I'm going to set myself on fire later. ستم کر

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