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: Anonymous 59 KB JPG >be me 04/20/24(Sat) 18:29:00 No.77202599 >hangs out with this girl for a bit >we become extremely close friends >everytime we talk and hang out we get closer >we start saying "I love you" and "I love you too" to eachother >she then tells me if we can be in a relationship >at the time i was unsure >last time we hanged out (about a week ago) we got really touchy and physical >we start messaging eachother about kissing eachother >we start calling eachother babe and baby >I then feel confident in telling her that we should date >me: "Hey, should we start dating?" >her: "HUH?!?!?!?!?!" >(mind you this is after a long session of flirty text to eachother, most of them was her saying how much she loves me and how much she wants to kiss me and stuff, with no irony at all) w-- bros

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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A A 355 KB JPG ANGUNA >be me in middle school >Playing minish cap on my android tablet >During apple vs Android debate I bring up the fact that you can sideload and emulate on Android >Get called a f------ nerd by everyone >Be me today >Scrolling socials >"New emulator hits apple app store" >1000s of apple fans jerking it off >Literally have had all of these emulators on the play store downloaded since the day I got my pixel 3 >White women freaking out about how they can play Pokemon on their phone The whole "android did it first" thing is so real and Apple consumers are actual NPCs for this s--- Anonymous >>917141684 (OP) # Lol nerd 04/19/24(Fri)13:32:02 No.917141704

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1h (05/28/24 15:40) · 77652265-7 Re⚫ 1 Img JPG 42KB (480x360) hqdefault (5).jpg 2 Replies EAR >yeah bro, just climb into a 400 pound steel casket that's moving at high speeds everyday and hope you never get killed from all the other, generally unpredicitable 400 pound steel caskets that are moving at the same, if not higher speeds. >Pray you never make a slipup while moving at 50 miles an hour surrounded by 400 pound steel caskets, or any of the rest of them do I know I'm a NEET and all, but what the f---?

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File: Nikola Tesla.jpg (453 KB, 940x1260) ☐ Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)23:55:40 No.77652406 ► >Be me, immigrant to the US > Dream of changing the world with electricity > Kind of an ass, but a lot of people think I'm smart > Work for up and coming company > Make a deal for my pay > Accept nothing at first, but if my inventions work get big payout > Get to work > Years pass > Inventions work, company gets crazy rich > Go to collect my pay > Get told to f--- off > Issue goes to court > Court throws out contact > Everyone laughs at me > Be elon musk, pic unrel > Still not been paid

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Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)16:25:55 No.4808958 File: cover2-2874658065.jpg (69 KB, 1600x900) >>4808853 (OP) >omg Harambe 100 >so funnuy and relatable can i get an F in the chat!! >bro society ended with his death and now we are in an alternate dimensional time divergence loop!!!! >bro why aren't you laughing? It's Harambe!!!!!!!! >thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!!! Anyone that gives a s--- about this ape is braindead, or worse, a redditor. Pavlov would be proud of you OP

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MEDIA LITERACY Nazis (bad) Brown people (good), - Doing a space racism - Doing a propaganda - Doing a militarism Being ugly and disgusting (wholesome) -Doing an anti- colonialism Doing communism Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:46:21 No. 16678457 >>16678458 >>16678633 >>16678641 >>16678667 >>16678756 >>16678772 >>16678845 >>16678861 Why is every conflict viewed through the lense of victim and oppressor? Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:47:00 No. 16678458 >>16678462 >>16678457 (OP) Marxism

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Checks the news >Nothing is getting better Why do I do this every day? ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/28/24(Tue)15:19:51 No.77650046 157 KB PNG

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Anonymous 77 KB JPG 05/27/22(Fri)12:54:58 No.878972831 hey b my dad just died yesterday and I really need to tell you who he was, what kind of man he was and why I am the luckiest man ever to have had him >be me >7 year old, happy kid >in school in 2nd grade, brother in 4th and sister in Kindergarten >getting out of school and looking for mom, see dad standing at the curb instead >f------ t---, dad is always at work, this is a Wednesday >asks my brother where he wants to go, Shawn says ICE CREAM M------------ >we get ice cream >asks me where I want to go >I saw the park >go to the park for a couple hours >asks my sister where she wants to go. We coached her at the park and she says "PIZZA" at our local place >get pizza, all of us freaking out, it's past 8 by this time >after dinner takes us to get ice cream AGAIN >we get home, he puts us right to bed, tucks us in and when we asked where mommy is he said "She's not here kiddo, go to sleep" >wake up next day at 10, we all freaking panic, missed school >dad sits us down, tells us the bad news. Mom won't be coming home. Mom is dead. In my teens find out suicide. >world is ruined that man, that man. he found out the woman he had been with since he was 17 years old killed herself, took an hour to grieve and then picked us all up from school and gave us one last day of happiness, one last great memory before everything changed. That's the kind of guy Mike was. And I miss Mike. hug your dad

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Anonymous 762 KB JPG Anonymous 03/20/24(Wed)19:47:28 No.76852788 >Be me >In the woods, touching grass >Come across picrel W-- >Its a headless anime figurine? What did they mean by this? 03/20/24(Wed)20:06:53 No.76852928 The woods are haunted Anonymous >>76852788 (OP) # 03/20/24(Wed)21:10:46 No.76853553 you are cursed anon. you have but a few days to figure it out : Anonymous >>76852788 (OP) # Bocchi no... 03/20/24(Wed)21:12:01 No.76853567 >>76853619 #

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Anonymous (ID: b5M01A0A 309 KB JPG 05/28/24(Tue)21:30:19 No.469390197 >imagine being discriminated in your own country because your are not brown, gay, a pink-haired landwhale or a troon

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned

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/tv/ Discusses The Batman (2022) | /r/Greentext

File: 71vUV3wgwKL._AC_UF894,100).jpg (99 KB, 782x1000) S) Blu-ray Disc THE BATMAN DC Well? Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 18:51:57 No.199261626 >>199261642 >>199261908 >>199261954 >>199261975 >>199262048 Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 18:53:35 No. 199261642 >>199261626 (OP) Why was it 3 f------ hours long? Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:12:08 No. 199261908 >>199261626 (OP) >horrible Batman costume >horrible casting for half of the supporting cast >forced angst >cringe dialogue >retarded character deduction abilities and motivations It's dogshit Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:15:09 No. 199261954 ► >>199261626 (OP) the Batman is not only a s--- Batman movie but a s--- movie in general. >bad dialogue >Bruce is an emo twink >the gimp mask >marketed as ultra realistic but fails >the flying squirrel suit scene >wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed >blacked Gordon for some reason >Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead >Riddler is a reddit shitposter >Terrible third act >Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK >>> Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 19:16:48 No. 199261975 ► File: url(9).jpg (199 KB, 2400x1350) >>199261626 (OP) >YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!

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: Anonymous 59 KB JPG >be me 04/20/24(Sat) 18:29:00 No.77202599 >hangs out with this girl for a bit >we become extremely close friends >everytime we talk and hang out we get closer >we start saying "I love you" and "I love you too" to eachother >she then tells me if we can be in a relationship >at the time i was unsure >last time we hanged out (about a week ago) we got really touchy and physical >we start messaging eachother about kissing eachother >we start calling eachother babe and baby >I then feel confident in telling her that we should date >me: "Hey, should we start dating?" >her: "HUH?!?!?!?!?!" >(mind you this is after a long session of flirty text to eachother, most of them was her saying how much she loves me and how much she wants to kiss me and stuff, with no irony at all) w-- bros

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