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Anonymous (ID: kuwod9X1 Never talk about politics on a(...) 87 KB PNG > Be me. 06/29/23(Thu)08:38:51 No.432546445 > Spend two years longing for this girl that works at my local comic book store. > Humping my pillow madly every night. > Decided to do something about it. > Enrolled on Andrew Tate's course. > Spent literally thousands getting myself a little confidence. > Finally have the courage to ask girl out. > She agrees to come for dinner with me. > We go to Denny's. > We both ate pancakes and bacon and spoke at length about manga. > At one point we started holding hands under the table and I'm suddenly feeling really hot. > Start to think that this would be the day I kiss my first girl. > Ask for the tab. > I pay the full bill. > Girl then says something like why are you not tipping? > I make a casual comment that tipping is Jewish. > She's stunned and ask what I'm talking about. > I tell her again that tipping is Jewish and if she wanted to she could come back to my place and watch some YouTube videos on their history in Africa and Europe. > She sighs and walks out the restaurant. > I follow her outside and shout that she's an ungrateful fat bitch who has only used me for a free meal. > She drives away.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOLES GETTING NERFED WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOL(...) 02/03/24(Sat)21:37:29 No.665907732 Ancient-humans-superpredatorsQuora1-compressed.png 382 KB PNG >No fur >Only two legs >No claws >S----- jaw that can't bite anything >Can just throw sticks and walk >Throw stick, ow it hurts! >Run away haha get wrecked apecucks Imao >Stop for a rest >As i try to regen hp apeman comes walking over hill >Have to run again, can't get as far stam already taken a hit >Not long into rest sure enough ape is back again >Hes still just walking >Can only run so far >He just keeps walking This is f------ b------- and i'm sick of the server admins doing f--- all about it. This is a clear infinite stamina exploit and this F tier character should not be taking on S tiers and winning just because of one piece of its kit. I am starting a change.org petition so the devs sort this b------- out because i'm just going to stop playing until this b------- is fixed!!

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Recolonization Blues | /r/Greentext

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: VZMMn1V0) 53 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/30/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.20417872 NORF.FC 259 KB JPG >Be me >Bong :( >Looking for visa sponsored jobs in the USA so I can get out before laybor cuts off mine and my sons balls and gives my house to a family of 12 feral Bombistanis. >Look on indeed >"Visa sponsored" in search >Job advertisements don't explicitly state visa sponsored unless its nursing >I'm not a nurse, don't ever want to be a nurse, don't want to wipe arses and clean d---- for a career >Believe me, I've been a patient >Find a website specifically for visa sponsored jobs in the US >Have to pay 50 quid for a years access >Cash RegisterNoise.WAV >Find a job that tailors towards me >Click apply >Link send me to indeed job >"Visa sponsored" in search >Applied through that instead What the actual f---? >Contact their customer services >Non refundable ACK!

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Anon misses out on the mighty WAAAGH! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Getting into 40k 59 KB JPG > Be me. 06/14/22(Tue)01:30:49 No.69033129 > Magic: The Gathering player. > Move to a different town for uni. > Not a single Magic player exists here. > HOWEVER, there are a fuckton of sweaty 40k players here. > F--- IT. > Decide to give 40k a go. > Spend >$100 on paints, like 20 orks, brushes, primer, glue, etc. > Assemble all orks. Learn to paint properly, spend a lot of time on my orks the coming week. > Listen to 40k lore while painting. > Watch vids of how to play. > Get hyped to finally go to a FLGS on the regular again. > A week later: > I go to the nearest gamestore and try to play with someone. > Everyone is already midgame with hours left to go. > One guy is ready to play tho. > I go up to him and ask him to play. > Tell him I've got like 20 boyz ready. > Show them. He compliments my painting, he especially liked the facial details I managed to paint. > :D > Mf then turns, looks me dead in the eyes, and goes: > "Hey anon if you wanna play 40k you're gonna need bigger orks to control the smaller ork squadrons, and a huge one to control the bigger orks. Also you should get more orks so that you reach 500p so we can have a skirmish battle." > Mfw I need to spend at least $100 more to even try the game and see if I like it. > I leave. Bro I just wanna play Magic even harder now.

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It seems today, that all you see | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 01/23/21(Sat)11:13:36 No.27427172 >read a thread on a ritual that supposedly allows you to lucid dream >attempt it >it actually works >I can lucid dream >all I have to do is say something and it happens >if I say "I can fly" I can fly >if I were to say "I used to be President" I immediately flashback to my time in office >other characters appear in my dream >they start having flashbacks of their own >I can't control them >I have to stick to the script until their flashbacks are over >Peter Griffin is a character in my dreams >I have no power over him >every time he has a flashback I'm force to play along >every night I'm trapped in an episode of Family Guy >become terrified of sleeping >eventually my body caves and I fall asleep >every night I'm subjected to a hellscape of pop culture references and poop jokes 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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A decent bartender would spit in their drinks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous tall unemployed doesn't raise brown any kids multiple baby mamas violent 193 KB PNG >the guy accepts 05/30/24(Thu)13:30:36 No.77670546 >working as a bartender in a party with rich people >waiter gets approached by a group of girls >rich girl hits his face >he won't even flinch >co workers rush to interviene but she says that she will pay 5 hundred dollars for every hit >she hits his face around 10 times paying him every time >he stops her hand around the 11th time with an ice cold face and she chimps out >turns out the guy got enough money to pay for his sister's cleft lip surgery (he already had savings but needed this amount to get the complete amount) >guy left the party crying but smiling

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: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:39:42 No.38017353 4NE NEURALINK 172 KB PNG >Neuralink becomes safe (enough) for widespread use. >Soon enough those who don't have it are unable to work most non-minimum wage jobs because they're suddenly competing with applicants that can work at insanely boosted levels of productivity due to Neuralink. >At the same time, governments across the world use the opportunity to install backchannels / flat out buy the psychic information of their citizens obtained by Neuralink. >Citizens with dissident ideas/agendas are suddenly prosecuted for literal thought times as governments fabricate evidence to get them put in perma-reeducation camps. >Anyone who complains about this is a "Communist" who wants to go back to the slow-paced world before everyone could think nearly as fast as computers. There's the future. Thanks, Musk. : Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:45:06 No.38017375 000 00 +

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Anon fake it, but didn't make it. (https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0601.jpg (57 KB, 736x736) Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:12:27 No.77665560 >>77665579 >>77665587 I made it, bros. I finally did. WAGMI. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:14:11 No.77665569 >I'm a normalfag bros! I'M A NORMALFAG! Good for you? Nobody gives a s---. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:15:10 No.77665579 >>77665637 >>77665560 (OP) Good for you, now please, kindly leave Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:16:08 No.77665587 Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:18:14 No.77665597 >>77665560 (OP) Hey man, I'm proud of you. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/ >>77665645 LMFAOO all the n----- malding cus they know they neva pullin a bitch Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:22:32 No.77665637 >>77665579 this. this board is no longer for you, kindle remove yourself from the premises Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:23:44 No.77665645 >>77665597 You're a white virgin, typing like a hoodrat doesn't fool anyone.

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: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:33:17 No. 199571068 2dd3d80cdc7110c9fc5b3442913ca973.jpg 37 KB JPG >le weird goth girl is actually a LARPing normalfag who hooks up with the jock >the rich stacy girl makes the poor thug think he has any kind of chance with her >the nerd gets nothing, misses out on teenage love and becomes an overworked salaryman who dies young and unmarried This movie was blackpilling propaganda.

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: Anonymous STOP FEARTS FO YOR PR 898 KB PNG 05/29/24(Wed)20:50:59 No.77663683 >Be me, sperg f--. About to cross street corner with stop sign. >See a car approach too. >Dont like crossing the street and making the car wait. >Signal to the car they can go ahead. >Some fat she-boon is driving >Her windows are down, so I hear her start to complain. >Something about how the stop sign means I have right-of-way. >Pretend to ignore her and keep signaling her. >She finally drives off while flipping me off and yelling something incoherent. What did I do wrong?

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Anon can't take the hint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 hours ago 4 REPLIES missed opportunities 77667199 you know those moments that go through your head a lot >be me in college 2 years ago >get assigned with a qt redhead for a project >way too pretty for me so i remove all romantic thoughts >we get along pretty well, good chemistry when working together >we end up getting the highest grade >discussing the semester when she says she broke up with her bf >asked if i have girlfriend >mentions that she doesnt need to use condoms because she has an iud >tell her that sounds nice >i switch the topic >later hear from a classmate that she was into me

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ile: Screenshot_2024-05-30_15-10-52.png (56 KB, 205x295) Is western europe just insane? Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)15:18:13 No.77667914 >be me >go to england for 3 months this summer >way more automation and technology >go to shop to buy me a pop >indian guy behind the till locks his eyes on me >feeluncomfortable.jpeg >go up to counter and say hello Good evening saar, is that all saar >i say yes and hand him 5 quid to pay for my groceries >he grabs me by the wrist and lifts me up into the air before slamming my body on the counter in front of him >I quickly regain myself and sweep kick him before getting up >he grunts and tries to rise to his feet >with my unmatched speed I quickly put him in an ankle hold >it was over >he chuckled I didnt know you were so stroong saar >i tell him that he can be as strong as me one day if he works hard >he thanks me and I hand him the 5 pounds >Go home and eat make some curry Is this a common occurence bros? Ive never seen this happen in estonia

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File: Caseoh.png (69 KB, 361x233) >There goes my motivation >Go home and go to bed >Sobbing CaseOh for the love of God retire Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)05:24:50 No.919108242 >Be Me >6'1, 280 lbs >Been trying to get in shape recently >I've lost almost 20 pounds so far >Be biking down local trail >Pass by park with a couple of kids, 10-14 >One girl yells out "Look it's CaseOh!" >All the kids join the chorus >"It's CaseOh! It's CaseOh!" CaseOh, if you're reading this, please retire, I'd rather just be called a lardass or fat. I don't know why but being called Case Oh hurts so much more

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Anonymous (ID: kuwod9X1 Never talk about politics on a(...) 87 KB PNG > Be me. 06/29/23(Thu)08:38:51 No.432546445 > Spend two years longing for this girl that works at my local comic book store. > Humping my pillow madly every night. > Decided to do something about it. > Enrolled on Andrew Tate's course. > Spent literally thousands getting myself a little confidence. > Finally have the courage to ask girl out. > She agrees to come for dinner with me. > We go to Denny's. > We both ate pancakes and bacon and spoke at length about manga. > At one point we started holding hands under the table and I'm suddenly feeling really hot. > Start to think that this would be the day I kiss my first girl. > Ask for the tab. > I pay the full bill. > Girl then says something like why are you not tipping? > I make a casual comment that tipping is Jewish. > She's stunned and ask what I'm talking about. > I tell her again that tipping is Jewish and if she wanted to she could come back to my place and watch some YouTube videos on their history in Africa and Europe. > She sighs and walks out the restaurant. > I follow her outside and shout that she's an ungrateful fat bitch who has only used me for a free meal. > She drives away.

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