Meme Encyclopedia

Popular right now

Fukouna Shoujo 03

Fukouna Shoujo 03

7 years ago

Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals image and meme examples.

Italian Brainrot Animals

Mateus Lima • about a month ago

Tralalero Tralala meme example.

Tralalero Tralala

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • 2 months ago

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

Owen Carry • 14 days ago

Tung Tung Tung Sahur meme image examples.

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • about a month ago

Know Your Meme is the property of Literally Media ©2024 Literally Media. All Rights Reserved.

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: VZMMn1V0) 53 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/30/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.20417872 NORF.FC 259 KB JPG >Be me >Bong :( >Looking for visa sponsored jobs in the USA so I can get out before laybor cuts off mine and my sons balls and gives my house to a family of 12 feral Bombistanis. >Look on indeed >"Visa sponsored" in search >Job advertisements don't explicitly state visa sponsored unless its nursing >I'm not a nurse, don't ever want to be a nurse, don't want to wipe arses and clean d---- for a career >Believe me, I've been a patient >Find a website specifically for visa sponsored jobs in the US >Have to pay 50 quid for a years access >Cash RegisterNoise.WAV >Find a job that tailors towards me >Click apply >Link send me to indeed job >"Visa sponsored" in search >Applied through that instead What the actual f---? >Contact their customer services >Non refundable ACK!

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (479px x 799px)

File size: 125 KB

HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

View All 45,736 Images

More:

Anon misses out on the mighty WAAAGH! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Getting into 40k 59 KB JPG > Be me. 06/14/22(Tue)01:30:49 No.69033129 > Magic: The Gathering player. > Move to a different town for uni. > Not a single Magic player exists here. > HOWEVER, there are a fuckton of sweaty 40k players here. > F--- IT. > Decide to give 40k a go. > Spend >$100 on paints, like 20 orks, brushes, primer, glue, etc. > Assemble all orks. Learn to paint properly, spend a lot of time on my orks the coming week. > Listen to 40k lore while painting. > Watch vids of how to play. > Get hyped to finally go to a FLGS on the regular again. > A week later: > I go to the nearest gamestore and try to play with someone. > Everyone is already midgame with hours left to go. > One guy is ready to play tho. > I go up to him and ask him to play. > Tell him I've got like 20 boyz ready. > Show them. He compliments my painting, he especially liked the facial details I managed to paint. > :D > Mf then turns, looks me dead in the eyes, and goes: > "Hey anon if you wanna play 40k you're gonna need bigger orks to control the smaller ork squadrons, and a huge one to control the bigger orks. Also you should get more orks so that you reach 500p so we can have a skirmish battle." > Mfw I need to spend at least $100 more to even try the game and see if I like it. > I leave. Bro I just wanna play Magic even harder now.

Pin

It seems today, that all you see | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 01/23/21(Sat)11:13:36 No.27427172 >read a thread on a ritual that supposedly allows you to lucid dream >attempt it >it actually works >I can lucid dream >all I have to do is say something and it happens >if I say "I can fly" I can fly >if I were to say "I used to be President" I immediately flashback to my time in office >other characters appear in my dream >they start having flashbacks of their own >I can't control them >I have to stick to the script until their flashbacks are over >Peter Griffin is a character in my dreams >I have no power over him >every time he has a flashback I'm force to play along >every night I'm trapped in an episode of Family Guy >become terrified of sleeping >eventually my body caves and I fall asleep >every night I'm subjected to a hellscape of pop culture references and poop jokes 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Pin

A decent bartender would spit in their drinks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous tall unemployed doesn't raise brown any kids multiple baby mamas violent 193 KB PNG >the guy accepts 05/30/24(Thu)13:30:36 No.77670546 >working as a bartender in a party with rich people >waiter gets approached by a group of girls >rich girl hits his face >he won't even flinch >co workers rush to interviene but she says that she will pay 5 hundred dollars for every hit >she hits his face around 10 times paying him every time >he stops her hand around the 11th time with an ice cold face and she chimps out >turns out the guy got enough money to pay for his sister's cleft lip surgery (he already had savings but needed this amount to get the complete amount) >guy left the party crying but smiling

Pin

Anon sees the future | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:39:42 No.38017353 4NE NEURALINK 172 KB PNG >Neuralink becomes safe (enough) for widespread use. >Soon enough those who don't have it are unable to work most non-minimum wage jobs because they're suddenly competing with applicants that can work at insanely boosted levels of productivity due to Neuralink. >At the same time, governments across the world use the opportunity to install backchannels / flat out buy the psychic information of their citizens obtained by Neuralink. >Citizens with dissident ideas/agendas are suddenly prosecuted for literal thought times as governments fabricate evidence to get them put in perma-reeducation camps. >Anyone who complains about this is a "Communist" who wants to go back to the slow-paced world before everyone could think nearly as fast as computers. There's the future. Thanks, Musk. : Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:45:06 No.38017375 000 00 +

Pin

Anon fake it, but didn't make it. (https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0601.jpg (57 KB, 736x736) Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:12:27 No.77665560 >>77665579 >>77665587 I made it, bros. I finally did. WAGMI. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:14:11 No.77665569 >I'm a normalfag bros! I'M A NORMALFAG! Good for you? Nobody gives a s---. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:15:10 No.77665579 >>77665637 >>77665560 (OP) Good for you, now please, kindly leave Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:16:08 No.77665587 Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:18:14 No.77665597 >>77665560 (OP) Hey man, I'm proud of you. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/ >>77665645 LMFAOO all the n----- malding cus they know they neva pullin a bitch Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:22:32 No.77665637 >>77665579 this. this board is no longer for you, kindle remove yourself from the premises Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:23:44 No.77665645 >>77665597 You're a white virgin, typing like a hoodrat doesn't fool anyone.

Pin

Anon doesn't like the Breakfast Club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:33:17 No. 199571068 2dd3d80cdc7110c9fc5b3442913ca973.jpg 37 KB JPG >le weird goth girl is actually a LARPing normalfag who hooks up with the jock >the rich stacy girl makes the poor thug think he has any kind of chance with her >the nerd gets nothing, misses out on teenage love and becomes an overworked salaryman who dies young and unmarried This movie was blackpilling propaganda.

Pin

What did anon do wrong? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STOP FEARTS FO YOR PR 898 KB PNG 05/29/24(Wed)20:50:59 No.77663683 >Be me, sperg f--. About to cross street corner with stop sign. >See a car approach too. >Dont like crossing the street and making the car wait. >Signal to the car they can go ahead. >Some fat she-boon is driving >Her windows are down, so I hear her start to complain. >Something about how the stop sign means I have right-of-way. >Pretend to ignore her and keep signaling her. >She finally drives off while flipping me off and yelling something incoherent. What did I do wrong?

Pin

Anon can't take the hint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 hours ago 4 REPLIES missed opportunities 77667199 you know those moments that go through your head a lot >be me in college 2 years ago >get assigned with a qt redhead for a project >way too pretty for me so i remove all romantic thoughts >we get along pretty well, good chemistry when working together >we end up getting the highest grade >discussing the semester when she says she broke up with her bf >asked if i have girlfriend >mentions that she doesnt need to use condoms because she has an iud >tell her that sounds nice >i switch the topic >later hear from a classmate that she was into me

Pin

Anon gets assaulted | /r/Greentext

ile: Screenshot_2024-05-30_15-10-52.png (56 KB, 205x295) Is western europe just insane? Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)15:18:13 No.77667914 >be me >go to england for 3 months this summer >way more automation and technology >go to shop to buy me a pop >indian guy behind the till locks his eyes on me >feeluncomfortable.jpeg >go up to counter and say hello Good evening saar, is that all saar >i say yes and hand him 5 quid to pay for my groceries >he grabs me by the wrist and lifts me up into the air before slamming my body on the counter in front of him >I quickly regain myself and sweep kick him before getting up >he grunts and tries to rise to his feet >with my unmatched speed I quickly put him in an ankle hold >it was over >he chuckled I didnt know you were so stroong saar >i tell him that he can be as strong as me one day if he works hard >he thanks me and I hand him the 5 pounds >Go home and eat make some curry Is this a common occurence bros? Ive never seen this happen in estonia

Pin

CaseOh Brainrot | /r/Greentext

File: Caseoh.png (69 KB, 361x233) >There goes my motivation >Go home and go to bed >Sobbing CaseOh for the love of God retire Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)05:24:50 No.919108242 >Be Me >6'1, 280 lbs >Been trying to get in shape recently >I've lost almost 20 pounds so far >Be biking down local trail >Pass by park with a couple of kids, 10-14 >One girl yells out "Look it's CaseOh!" >All the kids join the chorus >"It's CaseOh! It's CaseOh!" CaseOh, if you're reading this, please retire, I'd rather just be called a lardass or fat. I don't know why but being called Case Oh hurts so much more

Pin

Anon’s classmate has tourettes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 186 KB JPG >C--- CARROT >CARROT C--- 05/29/24(Wed)17:24:45 No.31343586 There is a guy in my class at school who has tourettes. He is a little crazy, its only understandable with his condition, but deep down he is a nice guy and we all treat him with respect. >I'LL F--- YOU IN YOUR CARROT >DIRTY CARROT >CARROT YOU IN THE C--- He usually switches the word carrot from a noun to a verb. We havent seen him in a while though as he was caught fingering a girl from kindergarden and he was arrested and placed in secure housing.

Pin

Truly chaotic good

Anonymous X VAPORLAX SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine Ne is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Recolonization Blues | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: VZMMn1V0) 53 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/30/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.20417872 NORF.FC 259 KB JPG >Be me >Bong :( >Looking for visa sponsored jobs in the USA so I can get out before laybor cuts off mine and my sons balls and gives my house to a family of 12 feral Bombistanis. >Look on indeed >"Visa sponsored" in search >Job advertisements don't explicitly state visa sponsored unless its nursing >I'm not a nurse, don't ever want to be a nurse, don't want to wipe arses and clean d---- for a career >Believe me, I've been a patient >Find a website specifically for visa sponsored jobs in the US >Have to pay 50 quid for a years access >Cash RegisterNoise.WAV >Find a job that tailors towards me >Click apply >Link send me to indeed job >"Visa sponsored" in search >Applied through that instead What the actual f---? >Contact their customer services >Non refundable ACK!

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

339 views (2 from today)

Uploaded May 30, 2024 at 07:20PM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/828/319/7e5.png!

Today's Top Image Galleries

My Little Pony characters

My Little Pony

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics example panels.

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics

anisa jomhas onlyfans meme with idubbz of her in a low-cut tank-top captioned BABE ITS 4PM TIME FOR MY ONLYFANS PHOTOSHOOT and a picture of a dumbfounded iDubbz saying YES HONEY implying very simp like behavior

Anisa Jomha's OnlyFans

Encyclopedia	Media	Editorials	More
Cultures Events People Sites Subcultures Submit	Episodes Images Images Trending Images Templates Upload an Image Videos Videos Trending Upload an Video	News Explainers Collections Interviews In the Media White Papers Behind the Scenes Meme Review Poll Meme Insider Insights	Meme Insider Magazine Meme Store Forums Our Story Staff Contact Credits Site Rules Guidelines and Policies The Style Guide

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.

KYM instagram

KYM tiktok

KYM youtube

KYM discord

KYM discord

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.