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Anonymous (ID: 37pd/2c3) 05/31/24(Fri)19:45:15 No.469792280 File: IMG_1592.jpg (11 KB, 226x222) >>469792474 Glowies actually tried to get me a glowie gf awhile back. I had some wild s--- happen to me right before and after Jan 6th. Had nothing to do with it, but I had been trolling pretty hard. Get some call from an FBI Agent, even gave me his name because he "wanted to talk". Then they tried to send me a gf glowie, not even kidding, she just snuck into my life and was trying way-way too f------ hard. She also had dead give sways like how she walked and carried herself, constantly lied about her age etc. acted like a 12 year old with a crush, but had a tattoo on her inner thigh, had way-way too much disposable income despite her job paying significantly less than mine on paper. There were also tells of past military service-specifically Air Force Protip: Go complete sperg mode. Blast weeb tunes and be completely oblivious to any sexual advances. Just ignore it. Any way, f--- glowies, I wish I wasted more of their time.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous dad they're professionals you need to trud doctors it's for the betterment of humanity what is the end goal of science? o SURMATURGARE IMMORTAL SLAVES OF FAMINAND DISEAS TILIGOR AND EACH FOR HIS THRON PPLAUD TROME AURIFERHOUSE 210 KB JPG 05/31/24(Fri)05:14:56 No.38034987 >strange silent phone calls >unusual messages asking me to bring money in cash in an entirely different country Are Russian intelligence services after me? I am from a Baltic country and I am active in politics (kind of) : Anonymous hey pal you just blew in 223 KB GIF 05/31/24(Fri)05:24:51 No.38035019 >>38034987 (OP) # >schizoid thinks pajeet phone scams are secretly russian intelligence gang stalkers classic /x/

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Anonymous I' TENDIES 391 KB PNG April 01/09/20(Thu)12:17:38 No.818100537 >be mommy's good boy of 38 >she puts tendies on my plate >asks me if I want some Dew >I say "yes, bitch, that'd be great" >piping hot straight from the fryer >to my mouth, my hungers dier! >come on bitch, you can't delay >my healthy frame will fade away >in my booster seat I fidget >I must make quadruple digits >disregard Chad and Tyrone >I'm the master of this home >if they come I yell and screech >through mommy's bedroom door I breech >they wrestle naked on the bed >I throw my s--- jug at his head >he grabs his things and runs away >your turn, mommy, you must pay >you ignored your baby boy >to trifle with these men of soy >tears of joy fill up her eyes >mommy must apologize >"MAKE ME TENDIES NOW, POSTHASTE! OR NIPPON STEEL YOU SHALL TASTE!" >to the kitchen mommy stumbles >while my tummy growls and rumbles >when they're done, I clap and cheer >I smile wide from ear to ear >served with honey mustard sauce >bitch, I am the tendie boss >I go back to my room to play >mommy lives another day

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Anonymous >5'5 >autistic >shutin NEET >ugly >fat 05/27/24(Mon)00:50:48 No.77625235 over.png 100 KB PNG >bad teeth >live with parents >30 years old Is there any point even trying with these stats? I don't understand how I can overcome these obstacles, it will never be enough.

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File: senior-confused-technolog.(...).jpg (107 KB, 1600x1157) Anonymous 05/31/24(Fri)22:20:25 No.77684456 >mom asks what I did today >"goon to asmr streams and doxx chuds on X >"that sounds great, dear" the benefits of having eldery parents

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Anon is a role player g*mer right??? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/25/09(Wed)20:45 No.27753105 File:1235612747.jpg-(54 KB, 710x550, bumble.jpg) BLAST OFF I play Fallout 3 hardcore style. Pretty simple. No saving. No reloading. When you die, you die. Also, your character must have flaws. My first character, for example, was a p--------. Whenever I reached a new outpost, the first thing I would do is look for little girls. I would follow them around, talk to them, try to look up their skirts, etc. I would learn their routines and where they lived. I would hide in their houses at night so I could watch them sleep. So when I found little lamplight I almost didn't know what to do with myself. So many new playthings. Especially Bumble. Sweet little innocent Bumble. I wandered about for what seemed hours, playing tag and investigating. Then I came across the girls bathroom. I stared down at the filthy water in the toilet. This is it. This is where my sweet little Bumble peed. I drank the radiated toilet water until my character died. That's Fallout 3 hardcore style. F5 2 ==

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THE GUARANTEED WAY TO PICK UP SINGLE WOME WOMEN Accidentally found gold Anonymous 05/31/24(Fri)22:44:18 No.919194828 >Be Me >Likes watching s----- training videos and/or obvious scam videos, much like RedLetterMedia >Finds video from 1987, knowing it's going to be cringe. >"The Guaranteed Way To Pick Up Single Women" >Oh s--- this is gonna be hilarious >Expects dated, cringy jokes and advice that aged like milk. >Watches video >Actually has good advice >Actually learned something >Wasn't as cringe as I thought it would be Wow, I actually learned something, unlike you hooting baboons.

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Anonymous (ID: cQa16Jfd) 209 KB JPG >wake up >in hole in desert >gun on my forhead. >wound patched. >glance upwards 05/31/24(Fri)18:47:39 No.20425813 >be me 2016 >USA southern border patrol officer >standing at my post in texas >shot in arm >not fatal >knocks me out >buddy next to me also shot. >I never saw him again. >F------ El Chapo and an American soldier >stomach sinks >start thinking how Im gonna see my mom again I dont have kids because I just wanted a good job and thats all I wanted After this I never wanted a family more. >they offer my freedom if I go back into America and keep contact for a year and make my way into border passing buisness. To let them through often. >they told me they'll know if I don't and will hunt me down. >they let me go. >I get a ride with an immigrant. >Nice guy. >no money to pay him >open wallet. >everything in wallet except ID gone >guy says he has to go through illegally. >Gives me a small almost empty bottle of water. >Im on my way >half a day of walking to american border crossing. >they let me into America >meet with FBI >tell them what happened but made sure to leave out the Border crossing plan. >friend was found dead in hole. >eventually transfer into border crossing due to a fear of "the cartel" >4 months into the job I start to stop expecting them every day because El Chapo was captured. >the next day they are here at the border. >they just say one word "Chapo" their car is searched and they're let through. They were captured soon after that. I went into witness protection because I believed they were after me. >went into Uni and got a different job Scariest few years of my life.

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Anonymous F--- wagies 138 KB GIF 07/07/21(Wed) 15:10:07 No.64478353 How do you maximize your neetbux? >Ask for a large cup of water everytime, refill with soda. >Steal silverware at chain restaurants and sell it on Facebook marketplaces once I have enough. >Take condiments >Take backpack into bathrooms with good TP and steal it all. >Have saved every single warranty item and sent it in for a new one at the time of warranty expiration. Did this with some sennheisers, corsair keyboard, monitor. >Torrent all single player games, g2a for multi- player. >Flatmate asked me to fix her internet. Wrote down the router password. Use it when I want to download something big. >Bought a set of tubular picks, anytime I see a vending machine without cameras near by I help myself to a neetbux advance. >Drop ship things >Crypto trade >Collect vintage hand helds from flea markets, garage sales, pawn shops. Flip on eBay for an easy 10-100x profit.

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File: x3hsq.jpg (190 KB, 500x598) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:27:25 No.62406120 ► > be me > be living in mom basement > browse 4chan > post le funny greentext i read > get 14 updoots this is the life

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File: Cheat Slayer.png (1.2 MB, 2240x1600) WHAT'S "THE INSURGENTS OF GOD'S GOAL? LET'S GO OVER THIS ONCE AGAIN. "LOOPER" HONDA YUUYA "GOD'S MISTAKE LOUIS CRAWFORD "THE FALLEN GODDESS "THE DAUGHTER VILLAINESS FLARE IMERDA PIÑATA "THE YOUNG DEMON" ANASTASIA MELOKVA "THE NAMED SLIME" RORO SENDIGER "OTHERWORLD RESTAURANT" SHIJOU YUKIKO "THE UNDEAD KING" DON WILL DEAD 27 26 ☐ Anonymous 05/31/24(Fri)03:32:47 No.267187390 | >>267187405 >>267187439 >>267187443 >>267187465 >>267187489 >>267187521 >>267187827 >>267187893 >>267187922 >>267188441 >>267188802 >>267188886 >>267189142 >>267189419 >>267189891 >>267191232 >>267193119 >>267194118 >Be talentless isekai novelist >Mangaka makes parody manga poking a little fun at you >piss and cry about it so hard his publisher has to cancel it after 1 chapter Why are isekaifags so sensitive?

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Anonymous I've got a story 382 KB JPG 05/30/24(Thu)21:55:43 No.3803337 this takes place when I was about sixteen so like 6 or 7 years ago >be me >be enjoying winter break >be sitting on couch at around 2-2:30 in the morning >watching some s--- on TV >feelsgood.jpeg >hear funky sound akin to rubbing wet leather on hard wood >s--- pants because i'm the only one awake >jump from couch like scared little bitch >begin sweeping first floor of house with kitchen knife like soldier >find nothing still don't w-- could have made that sound, both parents were asleep and I have no dogs could've come from outside of course and may have been two dogs fighting or something like that but idk (photo unrelated just thought it was funny) : Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)22:32:50 No.3803354 >>38033372 (OP) # >flattery will get you everywhere smol senpai >;3 >i know it's cliche to seduce for information but this basic instinct s--- has me shifting my legs quite a bit

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File: grey.jpg (7 KB, 200x177) Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)11:27:32 No.66481937 ► >be me >late 20s >social outcast >career loser >stressed from achieving nothing >can't motivate to fix my life >hair greying early >never shampoo my hair >afraid of it falling out if I touch it >dandruff.png >starting to congeal from my sweat >entire head is becoming one big crust >mfw my scalp is flake and grey

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Anonymous (ID: 37pd/2c3) 05/31/24(Fri)19:45:15 No.469792280 File: IMG_1592.jpg (11 KB, 226x222) >>469792474 Glowies actually tried to get me a glowie gf awhile back. I had some wild s--- happen to me right before and after Jan 6th. Had nothing to do with it, but I had been trolling pretty hard. Get some call from an FBI Agent, even gave me his name because he "wanted to talk". Then they tried to send me a gf glowie, not even kidding, she just snuck into my life and was trying way-way too f------ hard. She also had dead give sways like how she walked and carried herself, constantly lied about her age etc. acted like a 12 year old with a crush, but had a tattoo on her inner thigh, had way-way too much disposable income despite her job paying significantly less than mine on paper. There were also tells of past military service-specifically Air Force Protip: Go complete sperg mode. Blast weeb tunes and be completely oblivious to any sexual advances. Just ignore it. Any way, f--- glowies, I wish I wasted more of their time.

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