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> 6.5/10 The Ideal Woman > not a c--- bitch COOK AND MAKE BABIES > ok at cooking thats it.

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The Ideal Woman


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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY
Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON
"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair
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6.5/10 = Not straight up ugly

Ok at cooking = Has basic domestic skills

Cook And Make Babies = A willingness to put those domestic skills to use (i.e. not lie around the house all day while you work) and start a family with you.

Not a cunt bitch = won't get upset with you for reasons you don't understand.

Yeah that's a good summary of the ideal wife in this day and age.

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Uploaded Jun 17, 2024 at 03:11PM EDT

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