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: Anonymous 06/20/24(Thu)09:00:27 No.680285540 Flag_of_India.png 218 KB PNG >largest population in the world >no good videogames explain this

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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Anonymous 37 KB PNG >He is all giddy 07/12/23(Wed)08:18:18 No.31906857 >Going to a bottoms house for sex >He's been flirting with me for like a week >Drive up to his apartment >I'm horny as f--- >He opens the door >He's wearing pyjamas'? >Cute whatever... >He brings me up to his bedroom >I'm preparing myself mentally to ravage him >He opens the door and... >"SURPRISE!!!" >The room has two sleeping bags on the ground >and plushies are f------ EVERYWHERE >"IT'S A PLUSHY SLUMBER PARTY!!!" What the f--- do I do now? I'm just sitting on the bed and he's been introducing all his plushies to me for the past 40 minutes. Bottoms why the f--- are you like this?

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Anon must see a message in every movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Most Feed Is his warch to find his family, he died Aria ANAMERICAN INTE 173 KB JPG 06/30/24(Sun)11:33:04 No.144310783 So, what was the message of this movie? like >Let's go to America because there are no cats in America >Oh, there are cats in America >Let's defeat them here >No return back to our home to beat them there Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:34:49 No.144310801 The message is that antisemitism is everywhere. Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:34:58 No.144310804 >>144310783 (OP) # I'm sad that Fievel's play area at Universal Studios just got scrapped and replaced with Dreamworks stuff. I understand why, but it made me kind of happy that An American Tail was still represented in the park. ⠀ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:44:35 No.144310912 The message is that Nicholas II was a good leader and the Jews and their rise is an endless parade of sour grapes about the society they destroyed. Anonymous >>144310783 (OP) # >message 06/30/24(Sun)11:50:08 No.144310974 You must be a zoomer. You don't remember when things were made without regard for a message

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Anon talks invader zim | /r/Greentext

12:04 Anonymous L 06/30/24(Sun)01:54:20 No.144306619 >Salutations fellow humanoids. I endeavor for you to insert your protrusion into my lower body cavity. 998 KB PNG Anonymous But you have cooties.... Anonymous >>144306619 (OP) # 06/30/24(Sun)01:55:43 No.144306634 06/30/24(Sun)01:57:34 No.144306661 >female alien forcing you to breed with her for an experiment hmm... >>144307090 # Anonymous >>144306619 (OP) # 06/30/24(Sun)02:00:57 No.144306702 do irkens still have usable genitals? >>144306756 # >>144307167 # >>144308288 # Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)02:01:39 No.144306712 >>144306619 (OP) # Made for human breeding >post the thicc tak boys Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)02:04:36 No.144306756 >>144306702 # Movbo2 But probably not Domombor thou're all lab Aboards.4chan.org

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Well played | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 06/15/24(Sat)12:27:45 No.471207181 Sweet Baby 1714326765023.jpg >destroys your game 7 KB JPG >that will be 7 million dollars >leaves gg INC

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Some real sweaty anons commune | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)08:34:53 No.144309387 >conquers your planet 06/30/24(Sun)08:56:41 No.144309508 306 KB JPG Anonymous >>144309387 (OP) # >Another coalburner thread Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)09:32:26 No. 144309701 >>144309387 (OP) # >Overpower them with my Ugly Bastard power >Conquer their wombs Anonymous >>144309387 (OP) # Yes please 06/30/24(Sun)11:00:37 No.144310463

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"My dissapointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined." | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:27:34 No. 78003010 [Reply] >>78003032 >Went to make some toast with honey >The honey bottle is filled with dead ants My day is f------ ruined >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:30:59 No.78003032 >>78003010 (OP) That's gotta be at least a few extra grams of protein right there. Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:58:23 No.78003204 Why not heat it up and scrape them off?

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Anon likes those long yellow things | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I like bananas 11 KB PNG 12/04/23(Mon)20:53:03 No.75656217 >2014 >In a restaurant >2 80-90 year old women a little bit across from us >The one lady is LOUDLY talking about how her son won't let his daughter have too many bananas >I like bananas, do you like bananas? Bananas are good for you, bananas are healthy, they're a great snack, I like bananas, bananas have potassium She just keeps going. The other lady weakly tries to interject but gets steamrolled by this elderly autist's banana obsession. >She can't get a word in and eventually falls asleep >I start laughing and I can't stop >My mother is all "W-- is your problem?" >I can only point from laughing so hard >She starts laughing >Other people look at us, see us staring at those 2 old women, listen in, and start laughing their ass off too >Eventually the whole section is pissing themselves laughing, some just because everyone else is >Meal ends, this woman is still f------ talking and the other woman still asleep >About 30 minutes later we drive by >There's an ambulance out front TFW half a restaurant watched a woman die and laughed about it

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Anon smokes weed | /r/Greentext

File: 1719750573266621m.jpg (97 KB, 1024x1024) ولك Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)14:31:45 No.920638404 last night my brother and I bought weed from a n-----. AMA Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)14:33:04 No.920638432 File: Best-Thread-Ever-3334363360.gif (37 KB, 500x500) Best Thread Ever!

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Meet the onion boy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/06/21(Wed)17:43:06 No.61744130 >be me >middle school >hanging out with classmates during break >talking about our favorite pizza toppings >"sometimes I like it with onions" >get called onion boy for the rest of the year Why are kids like this?

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Anon makes a suggestion | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_6006.jpg (280 KB, 971x767) Femanon here Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:01:33 No.77998886 >>77998902 >>77998908 >>77998914 >>77998928 >>77998936 >>77999504 >>77999922 >>78000269 >>78000417 >>78001045 >>78001352 Husband is an airline pilot and he is on his way home and I forgot to cook him his lasagna. What are something that I can cook that he will appreciate? I feel bad cause he hasnt been home for over 3 days Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:03:21 No.77998902 >>77998886 (OP) >>77998907 Rat poison, so he croaks and we f--- while collecting his life insurance. I would proceed to c------- you, as you let bits of my load drip onto his dopey corpse on the ground, symbolizing the cycle of life (my c--) and death (his body). Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:04:22 No.77998907 >>77998922 >>77998902 You are truly mentally ill

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Anon is only slightly autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)18:47:52 No.681276319 29e.jpg 19 KB JPG >tfw you're not autistic enough to be able to dedicate your life to one subject, blissfully unaware of all the horrors of the world >tfw you're not non-autistic enough to function in normal society >>681276943 # >>681277226 # >>681279227 # >>681279495 # >>681279601 #

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Anon plays on Chinese servers | /r/Greentext

File: 1688859700205.gif (1.23 MB, 297x312) Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:45:52 No.681276217 >play some FPS >join China community server >server using leveling up system every time and why? >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:50:52 No.681276471 ►>>681276605 chinks are addicted to seeing number go up >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:53:32 No.681276605 >>681276471 This. Also chinks are addicted to cheating and also paying more money to level up because for them gaming is not about the joy of the game itself, but about feeling superior to others by being "better", fairly or unfairly, skillfully or by higher stats, it doesn't matter to the chink.

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