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: Anonymous ? 06/15/24(Sat)12:27:45 No.471207181 Sweet Baby 1714326765023.jpg >destroys your game 7 KB JPG >that will be 7 million dollars >leaves gg INC

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)08:34:53 No.144309387 >conquers your planet 06/30/24(Sun)08:56:41 No.144309508 306 KB JPG Anonymous >>144309387 (OP) # >Another coalburner thread Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)09:32:26 No. 144309701 >>144309387 (OP) # >Overpower them with my Ugly Bastard power >Conquer their wombs Anonymous >>144309387 (OP) # Yes please 06/30/24(Sun)11:00:37 No.144310463

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:27:34 No. 78003010 [Reply] >>78003032 >Went to make some toast with honey >The honey bottle is filled with dead ants My day is f------ ruined >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:30:59 No.78003032 >>78003010 (OP) That's gotta be at least a few extra grams of protein right there. Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:58:23 No.78003204 Why not heat it up and scrape them off?

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Anonymous I like bananas 11 KB PNG 12/04/23(Mon)20:53:03 No.75656217 >2014 >In a restaurant >2 80-90 year old women a little bit across from us >The one lady is LOUDLY talking about how her son won't let his daughter have too many bananas >I like bananas, do you like bananas? Bananas are good for you, bananas are healthy, they're a great snack, I like bananas, bananas have potassium She just keeps going. The other lady weakly tries to interject but gets steamrolled by this elderly autist's banana obsession. >She can't get a word in and eventually falls asleep >I start laughing and I can't stop >My mother is all "W-- is your problem?" >I can only point from laughing so hard >She starts laughing >Other people look at us, see us staring at those 2 old women, listen in, and start laughing their ass off too >Eventually the whole section is pissing themselves laughing, some just because everyone else is >Meal ends, this woman is still f------ talking and the other woman still asleep >About 30 minutes later we drive by >There's an ambulance out front TFW half a restaurant watched a woman die and laughed about it

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Anon smokes weed | /r/Greentext

File: 1719750573266621m.jpg (97 KB, 1024x1024) ولك Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)14:31:45 No.920638404 last night my brother and I bought weed from a n-----. AMA Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)14:33:04 No.920638432 File: Best-Thread-Ever-3334363360.gif (37 KB, 500x500) Best Thread Ever!

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Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/06/21(Wed)17:43:06 No.61744130 >be me >middle school >hanging out with classmates during break >talking about our favorite pizza toppings >"sometimes I like it with onions" >get called onion boy for the rest of the year Why are kids like this?

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File: IMG_6006.jpg (280 KB, 971x767) Femanon here Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:01:33 No.77998886 >>77998902 >>77998908 >>77998914 >>77998928 >>77998936 >>77999504 >>77999922 >>78000269 >>78000417 >>78001045 >>78001352 Husband is an airline pilot and he is on his way home and I forgot to cook him his lasagna. What are something that I can cook that he will appreciate? I feel bad cause he hasnt been home for over 3 days Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:03:21 No.77998902 >>77998886 (OP) >>77998907 Rat poison, so he croaks and we f--- while collecting his life insurance. I would proceed to c------- you, as you let bits of my load drip onto his dopey corpse on the ground, symbolizing the cycle of life (my c--) and death (his body). Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)10:04:22 No.77998907 >>77998922 >>77998902 You are truly mentally ill

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: Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)18:47:52 No.681276319 29e.jpg 19 KB JPG >tfw you're not autistic enough to be able to dedicate your life to one subject, blissfully unaware of all the horrors of the world >tfw you're not non-autistic enough to function in normal society >>681276943 # >>681277226 # >>681279227 # >>681279495 # >>681279601 #

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Anon plays on Chinese servers | /r/Greentext

File: 1688859700205.gif (1.23 MB, 297x312) Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:45:52 No.681276217 >play some FPS >join China community server >server using leveling up system every time and why? >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:50:52 No.681276471 ►>>681276605 chinks are addicted to seeing number go up >> Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)12:53:32 No.681276605 >>681276471 This. Also chinks are addicted to cheating and also paying more money to level up because for them gaming is not about the joy of the game itself, but about feeling superior to others by being "better", fairly or unfairly, skillfully or by higher stats, it doesn't matter to the chink.

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Neet life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 52 KB JPG 03/27/24(Wed)21:46:42 No.916001652 >Be me >Be NEET >Woke up this Wednesday at 6 in the afternoon >Live at my mum's house >Went to the shop earlier and spent the last of my money on a packet of Custard Creams for 60p >Have half a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi Max and a tub of Activia left in the fridge >My plans for tonight are to therefore do a bit of shitposting on news tweets about the Baltimore bridge crash and maybe do a bit of griefing on DOTA 2 >My mum's already gone to sleep so I'll probably jack it a few times as well. Yeah, tonight is shaping up to be pretty good so far. Why haven't you chosen the NEET life?

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Anonymous (ID: ofUqPY47) 06/21/24(Fri)18:39:17 No.471785426 YAMAHA 077d32e9d4ccd5b2c69b7ec4987214f5.jpg 46 KB JPG >Blasts through your neighborhood making 120 decibel noise at 7:00 AM What is wrong with motorcyclists of all kinds? If it's not the moto gp squids, the n------ on offroad style MX or ATV just brap everywhere. I don't understand it.

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One of a kind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/12/24(Wed)16:34:20 No.200038192 feetvancs12441.jpg 28 KB JPG >directs a movie by himself >adds toe sucking scene in his movie >adds a hot female actor for the scene >adds himself as the guy who sucks the toe >puts himself in a role which lets him say the N- word How the f--- did the get away with all this?

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377 KB JPG >turn 30 >feels like yesterday that I was 20 >at the blink of an eye I will be 40 >soon after, I will die >entire existence has been no different than any animal, bacteria, or any other thing >not an iota of difference to the universe >everyone I know will die soon >never mattered and never will to anyone except for a handful of people I came across during my moment's life >the universe itself will die >we are all nothing more than a short glitch in the universe Tell me /b/ how is the entire humanity being controlled as much as it is?? Billions of beings with awareness that nothing really matters and everything they care about will die are fully locked into caring about their jobs and movies they like and what their neighbor thinks about their new car. How is the planet not in complete chaos?? Why is every being with such critical information about death not completely unchained, ransacking the world for any pleasure it can have while it lasts???

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