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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: stressed americano.jpg (36 KB, 888x522) [Advertise on 4chan] ☐ I hate myself with every fiber of my being Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:56:30 No. 11659861 >be me >be 22 >enlisted into armed forces as an intelligence analyst >thought that I would finally find something that I can excel in since I assumed intel involves forensics, creativity, critical thinking and pattern recognition, which I find interesting >thought that I'll also find a community of weird f---- who enjoy their work and share a sense of camaraderie >"hey, I'll finally found a successful career and be an important man as a subject matter expert that no one else can challenge" >turns out I need to manage people as well, which I'm horrible at >my superiors keep critiquing that I'm too slow in my assessment >I also have to multitask a lot of crap (I can't) and assume irrelevant appointments I didn't sign up for (like facility management) >when I wake up sometimes, I feel like puking and hiding under my blanket, but I can't because I have too much work to finish, and I want to prove to myself that I'm not a p---- >but mfw when I'm starting to feel burnt out and demoralized >mfw when I feel cheated >my colleagues don't like me at all, they all think I'm a weirdo >nobody here wants to be friends with me, they tolerate me at best >sometimes, I can hear within earshot of them commenting negatively about me >"anon is not normal" >"anon is going to screw things up" >"anon is awkward and hard to talk to" >"anon is naive and shouldn't have joined up" My seniors are redeploying to different units, and that means I'm going to become a platoon sergeant soon. I've been in the unit for less than 8 months, and I'm going to be responsible for 20+ men. I don't think I'm ready for that kind of responsibility. F--- man, I just wanted to be a desk jockey who analyzes data and research I can feel the upcoming storm of clusterfucks that's going to birth during my 1st tour. I'm scared to hell that I can't fill those big shoes I need to wear. There are better leaders than me out there, I shouldn't be here. People are going to suffer because of my incompetence W-- do i do now? 0/0/1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/867/913/058.png "The government has bamboozled me, and now other people and me are going to pay the price for my assured incompetence | /r/Greentext")
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![File: F9A08D64-62BA-4A02-88C0-4(...).png (83 KB, 500x462) No Adolf! Dont gas the Jews! S--- he has airpods on! Brit/pol/ Start wrecking edition Anonymous (ID: 0EzFcSrh | 06/01/23(Thu)21:01:51 No.429073862 [Reply] ▶ just start wrecking: >Go to waitrose/M&S or other expensive supermarket >fill basket with hundreds of expensive ice creams >throw in a freshly cooked roast chicken >walk around store for half an hour picking up chilled fish and steaks and absent mindedly leaving them in different aisles. >walk around squishing flat all the muffins in the baked goods section. >violently shake cakes >open the fridges and leave the doors open >leave trolley/basket outside toilets and go for a s---, throw enough toilet paper down it to completely clog it, repeat for other stalls. >when everything is throughly melted go through the check out and make them scan everything through but pretend you forgot your wallet in the car, tell them you are popping out to get it. >walk out and go to the next supermarket. > after doing all the supermarkets go to B&Q to buy cheap white paint Adolf, nooo >cross the road in a hurry and accidently trip and throw it over the freshly tarmacked junction >accidently mistake your chewing gum coated CEX membership card for your bank card and use it in the cash point completely jamming it. >make an appointment at the council offices and the reduced aisle fish you scanned through the self checkout as potatoes earlier slip out and go down the crack in the back of the waiting room sofa. >walk down the street removing parking tickets from cars you dont own >phone up all the pubs and restaurants and make reservations for non existant groups of people >order takeaways for cash on delivery to other peoples houses >use a flathead screwdriver to lock bathroom stalls from the outside >print out official looking (council) notices full of lies and stick them up everywhere to make people confused and mad. >buy 4000 cheap black widow knockoff catapults from china and hand them out to inner city year 9's as the leave the school gates >do the same with cheap lazer pens > purchase 10,000 r--- alarms from alibaba which you will randomly set off in hard to reach places at night](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/598/839/487.png "Anon let his intrusive thoughts win. | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 160927210830-tk-ah0927-su(...).jpg (57 KB, 1100x619) >The bandits start R----- her character >Instantly closes laptop Anonymous 07/17/23(Mon) 10:35:44 No.644388840 >GF discovers gaming laptop yesterday >Sees that I have Skyrim installed >"I Love that game anon!" >Starts playing it >"Wow you have so many cool mods" >Goes out into the wilderness >Gets attacked by bandits >Looks at me with the most concerned look i've ever seen her make She pretended to act normal the rest of the day but it was awkward as hell. I can tell she wants to talk with me about it. What should I do? Am I f-----? She's a QT gamer e-girl and I really don't want to lose her.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/829/896/22e.jpeg "Anon's GF discovers something crazy | /r/Greentext")
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