"The reason why the kingdom isn't on this map is because it's inhabitants have used magic to turn it invisible" "God damnit I forgot to put this kingdom on the map"

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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When the party tries to negotiate with the oath of conquest BBEG: You won't like my terms. the party

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DM: So the BBEG is in phase 2. Since you succeeded on your checks, you realize that he has monk levels and is under the effect of the Haste spell. Player: Oh, s---. DM: The bbeg glares at the squishy in the back. The wizard: * *internal screaming'

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When you missed a few sessions and have no idea where the party is Where the f--- am 1?

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DM DECIDING NO LONGER TO USE TOTM FOR COMBATS azeu DM USES DETAILED SCENES IN TALESPIRE FOR COMBATS DM PROVIDES CUSTOM DIGITAL MINIS FOR EVERY PLAYER DM CREATES A TO SCALE MAP OF HIS HOMEBREW WORLD IN TALESPIRE TO EXPLORE zen

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Having your bbeg's armor shatter from an attack by your players might not be raw, but it's a really cool way to transition to a phase 2. It's also really funny when they realize he was a Monk all along. | /r/dndmemes

DM: The bbeg falls to one knee from your massive strike, panting. My players: Oh sweet! We beat him. DM: The bbeg laughs as his armor cracks and starts to fall away. Players: Uh what? DM: "Oh good. That prison was getting really heavy." My players: uh HP WHAT

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"Steve? No, that's my twin brother. Call me Stephen." | /r/dndmemes

*Fails death save* "Yo can anyone heal me" Rolls nat 1 on next save *Some time later* *New PC joins the party* It's his twin brother

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Based on an actual conversation I've had with a person on reddit (referring to dnd and other fantasy rpg's) | /r/dndmemes

dnd races have different anatomy than Cantification ra Briver's Licens humans right? 00 PA Trick StaR and thus would have different stregnth, agility, etc. than humans, right? yes. makes sense to me. so different races should have different ability bonuses! no, npcs don't get any bonuses, and players only get bonuses from backgrounds

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