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Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)09:22:41 No.654768470 1664612635984696.png 245 KB PNG >Guy gets bisected by piano wire >"HOLY F------ S--- THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!" >Camera zooms in on girl's ass >"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film- makers watching? Maybe... don't?"

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PAY T r/Interior Design 4 yr ago waynighupcanada Always trust your wife, she turned my gaming basement and Gym into a full-fledged pub BEFORE OPEN FLA AFTER Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)14:13:09 No.62965981 >hey guys want to come over and sit in a line facing a brick wall?
Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---
File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)14:53:14 No.688420208 ►>>688421264 >>68842135 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC IT'S SO HARD TO SEE (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
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