Who Is Moo-Deng The Baby Hippo? The Story Of The Adorable Thai Hippo That Took Over The Internet
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![1.) Who's the dumb bystander? Jon or his shoulder? You decide Jon sees it as well. He prepares to die. But the blast is not for him. Drogon wants to burn the world but he will not kill Jon. He breathes fire on the back wall, blasting down what remains of the great red blocks of stone. We look over Jon's shoulder as the fire sweeps toward the throne-- not the target of Drogon's wrath, just a dumb bystander caught up in the conflagration. We look through the blades of the throne as the flames engulf it, and blast the wall behind it. We see the throne in the flames, turning red, then white, then beginning to lose its form. 2. Are you sure Arya wants it? We get tight shots of the details melting in silhouette: the armrests, the iconic fan of swords on the backrest. The fire stops. The smoke clears revealing a puddle of smouldering slag where the throne once stood. Who will sit on the Iron Throne? No one. 3.Who has a better story than Bran? ... As Tyrion speaks, Bran looks down at the armrest of his wheelchair. A tiny pilll bug crawls along the wood. SANSA Bran has no interest in ruling. And he can't father children. Bran puts his hand down and lets the bug crawl into his palm. TYRION Good. He'll never thrust his awful spawn upon us to rule after he dies. Tyrion looks up at Grey Worm, still standing next to him. TYRION That is the wheel our queen wanted to break. 4. ..Apparently a pill bug? Tyrion looks at Bran. TYRION I know you don't want it. I know you don't care about power. But I ask you now: if we choose you, will you wear the crown? Will you lead the Seven Kingdoms, to the best of your abilities, from this day until your last day? Bran sets his hand back on the arm rest and lets the pill bug crawl off and resume his journey. 5.) So the writers also couldn't count beyond 20 as well? In the entryway to the Dragonpit, Tyrion walks between two lines of Unsullied with Grey Worm still at his side. [The number of Unsullied has grown, to about 20.] Tyrion looks at the crumbled walls rising up on either side of him, still patched with snow on the top. 6.) What was the request? To be metal asf? Drogon lands out of sight beyond the top of the stairs. Jon climbs the stairway. When he nears the top he sees Dany, already dismounted, walking towards him. For a moment, Drogon's unfolding wings spread behind her back, an unsettling image. Her Satanic Majesty's Request. She walks to the edge of the steps and looks out over her gathered armies, over the demolished city. First she addresses her Dothraki in their native tongue. 7.) The best place to pull rank is in a graveyard Jon gestures to his men to go with Tyrion, but: TYRION I'm going alone. Tyrion stares at Jon for a beat. He outranks everyone here. Jon finally nods and steps aside. Jon watches him walk through an archway framing the devastation beyond. We tilt up to reveal the distant Red Keep. 8.) Arya has a pair of eyes. ARYA She knows who you are. Who you really are. You'll always be a threat to her. Arya looks to Dany, walking away with her Dothraki bodyguard. ARYA And I know a killer when I see one. 9.) Knowing your step-dad, a treatise by Drogon. Jon takes a deep breath and heads for the doors. Drogon sees him. He lifts his head, blocking the way. The massive dragon stares at the diminutive man, studying him with eyes that seem just as intelligent as Jon's own. For a long, tense beat, Drogon considers this suitor for his mother's attentions. His head comes in close. He takes a big sniff. Jon is a friend, not a threat. Drogon's head snakes away, back to his claws to resume his cleaning. Jon walks past the dragon and into the keep. 10.) Yeah she is, she knows a killer when she sees one. ARYA Say another word about killing my brother and I'll cut your throat. Yara opens her mouth to respond but sees the look on Arya's face. Yara is as tough as they come, but Arya-- Arya's different. She sits as Davos stands. 11.) Stranger Things Westeros AU Bran doesn't really smile anymore but there is the smallest hint of amusement on his face as he answers. BRAN Why do you think I came all this way? A strange response but Tyrion has come to expect strange answers from Bran. 12.) Detention for Jon and Sansa. ARYA I'm not going back north. News to Jon and Sansa both. SANSA Where are you going? ARYA What's west of Westeros? Jon and Sansa look at each other. They both failed geography. 13.) Hard to argue with such writing to be honest BRAN You were exactly where you were supposed to be. Hard to argue with omniscience. Jon stands and walks to the skiff that's waiting for him at the end of the pier. Two SAILORS are there to row it, accompanied by the two NIGHT'S WATCHMEN. Jon climbs in. 14.) Strange and Weird, but Tyrion you only chose him BRAN And Drogon? Any word? SAMWELL He was last spotted flying east. BRONN The farther away the better. BRAN Perhaps I can find him. Do carry on with the rest. That's weird. But so is the new king. 15.) Best usage of an oxymoron We begin to drift away from the table as these smart, experienced people plan a better future. BRONN Speaking of builders... all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction. from @coolkarmact on tumblr](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/139/852/626.jpg "Season 8: Emmy Script | /r/FreeFolk")
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