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File: 1365371505504.jpg-(1.52 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_20130407_165030.jpg) >middle of the night sleeping >wake up due to a bad smell >"my butt cheeks feel wet" >open covers Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)17:51:45 No.471001279 Replies: >>471002008 >>471004646 >>471008591 Greentext stories >Be 13 >see a bat of cookie dough in the fridge >taste sample >s--- so good >I read on the cover saying "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fuckthatshit.jpg >eat several spoonfuls of cookie dough >s--- was so cash Later >there was liquid s--- seeping out of my a------ >puddle of s--- on my bed >stomach groans >oh f--- >rush to bathroom >sit on the toilet >its like a volcano except for lava, it's liquid s--- >could be worse >liquid s--- replace by chuck s--- >stomach groans more >the s--- gets harder and harder >the stench was awful >my butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly that my ass was bruised >it stops >falls on the floor >stomach grumbles again >can't s--- in the toilet because there is not enough room >got in the bathtub >s--- my f------ brains out >it hurts so bad I start to cry >crying while pushing out a colossal turd out of my a------ >stops again >back is covered with poo >falls on the floor >ghost of Billy Mays's head peeps out of my a------ >BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE >s--- starts blasting out of a------ like two grizzley bears tearing my ass apart >door is complete brown in s--- >parents comes downstairs, hearing crying and moaning in the bathroom >hear my dad say "WHAT THE F--- IS THAT SMELL" >he notices s--- escaping from the bottom of the door >"ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING IN THERE" >he busts down the door >he gets completely spray paint with s--- >mom vomits >I start to cry again Never eating cookie dough again Anonymous (ID: P600g/8D) 04/07/13(Sun)17:55:53 No.471002010 Replies: >>471002253 >>471002790 >>471004646 >want to play a trick on f----- son >spunk and put laxatives in cookie dough >that'll show the little c--- >later that night >hear girly screams and loud blasts of s--- coming from downstairs >gotcha >run downstairs >see s--- coming from bottom of door >hear billy mays >wat >blast through >sprayed with liquid s--- >wife vomits >son begins to cry like a girl >gently easy my rock solid penis into his freshly lubricated a------ >> Anonymous (ID: YodhOzeh) 04/07/13(Sun)18:04:02 No.471003621 Replies: >>>471004291 >>471004646 >>471005575 >be container of raw cookie dough >expecting to get baked into delicious cookies >nobody will eat me until then, hell, it say right on my cover "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fat f----- opens the fridge >looks at me >ohhellno.png >dontyoufuckingdareyoufaggot.wav >he f------ does >decide to make the fat s--- pay for robbing me of my baked deliciousness >group all the chunks up just inside his a------ >start off slow, seep out just enough to wake the n----- up >he notices >GO TIME >push with all my might >fat f----- manages to make it to the toilet before I start exploding out his anus >but I ain't letting up here >slap the f-----'s butt cheeks together so hard his ass gets bruised >keep fill up whole toilet, f----- moves over to bathtub crying >imjustwarmingup.exe >push a massive chunk out to cause him unimaginable pain >decide to add insult to injury >vibrate his ass cheeks at just the right frequency so it sounds like Billy Mays yelling "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" >f-----'s dad opens the door >laugh maniacally as I shoot the rest of me out as fast as I can, coating his dad and the rest of the walls in s--- >that'll teach that fat n----- to eat raw f------ cookie dough >HEAR THAT, YOU FAT F---? YOU DON'T F--- WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH! Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:22:04 No.471007201 Replies: >>471007905 >>471008205 >be toilet >feeling quite lonely, nobody used me in a while >middle of the night >just chilling in the dark >all of a sudden, this fat f----- bursts into the bathroom >ohno.jpg >f----- releases a Kamehameha blast of s--- in me >entire mouth is full of s--- >friend bathtub staring at me in horror >f----- goes in the bathtub, releasing a Shadow of the Colossus turd >friend dies >f----- dad breaks into door, killing Mr door >he gets covered in s--- >feelsbadman.jpg >> Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:39:01 No.471010834 >be spoon >chilling with fork wife, s--- was so cash >all of a sudden, this fat f----- f--- opens the drawer and stole me >scared as f--- >jams me in Ms. Cookie Dough >she felt good to be inside of >feel ashamed because I am married >kid about to jam me in his mouth >pleaseno.jpg >he does it >he does this several times >return with my wife >I'm a dirty spoon >sleeping with wife >I hear the fat f----- crying and moaning in the bathroom >serves that f----- right >> Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 04/07/13(Sun)18:30:05 No.471008873 >>471008597 >be billy may's ghost >some kid taking a fat s--- >his face tells me he thinks its nearly over >lolno

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File: 1365371505504.jpg-(1.52 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_20130407_165030.jpg) >middle of the night sleeping >wake up due to a bad smell >"my butt cheeks feel wet" >open covers Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)17:51:45 No.471001279 Replies: >>471002008 >>471004646 >>471008591 Greentext stories >Be 13 >see a bat of cookie dough in the fridge >taste sample >s--- so good >I read on the cover saying "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fuckthatshit.jpg >eat several spoonfuls of cookie dough >s--- was so cash Later >there was liquid s--- seeping out of my a------ >puddle of s--- on my bed >stomach groans >oh f--- >rush to bathroom >sit on the toilet >its like a volcano except for lava, it's liquid s--- >could be worse >liquid s--- replace by chuck s--- >stomach groans more >the s--- gets harder and harder >the stench was awful >my butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly that my ass was bruised >it stops >falls on the floor >stomach grumbles again >can't s--- in the toilet because there is not enough room >got in the bathtub >s--- my f------ brains out >it hurts so bad I start to cry >crying while pushing out a colossal turd out of my a------ >stops again >back is covered with poo >falls on the floor >ghost of Billy Mays's head peeps out of my a------ >BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE >s--- starts blasting out of a------ like two grizzley bears tearing my ass apart >door is complete brown in s--- >parents comes downstairs, hearing crying and moaning in the bathroom >hear my dad say "WHAT THE F--- IS THAT SMELL" >he notices s--- escaping from the bottom of the door >"ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING IN THERE" >he busts down the door >he gets completely spray paint with s--- >mom vomits >I start to cry again Never eating cookie dough again Anonymous (ID: P600g/8D) 04/07/13(Sun)17:55:53 No.471002010 Replies: >>471002253 >>471002790 >>471004646 >want to play a trick on f----- son >spunk and put laxatives in cookie dough >that'll show the little c--- >later that night >hear girly screams and loud blasts of s--- coming from downstairs >gotcha >run downstairs >see s--- coming from bottom of door >hear billy mays >wat >blast through >sprayed with liquid s--- >wife vomits >son begins to cry like a girl >gently easy my rock solid penis into his freshly lubricated a------ >> Anonymous (ID: YodhOzeh) 04/07/13(Sun)18:04:02 No.471003621 Replies: >>>471004291 >>471004646 >>471005575 >be container of raw cookie dough >expecting to get baked into delicious cookies >nobody will eat me until then, hell, it say right on my cover "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" >fat f----- opens the fridge >looks at me >ohhellno.png >dontyoufuckingdareyoufaggot.wav >he f------ does >decide to make the fat s--- pay for robbing me of my baked deliciousness >group all the chunks up just inside his a------ >start off slow, seep out just enough to wake the n----- up >he notices >GO TIME >push with all my might >fat f----- manages to make it to the toilet before I start exploding out his anus >but I ain't letting up here >slap the f-----'s butt cheeks together so hard his ass gets bruised >keep fill up whole toilet, f----- moves over to bathtub crying >imjustwarmingup.exe >push a massive chunk out to cause him unimaginable pain >decide to add insult to injury >vibrate his ass cheeks at just the right frequency so it sounds like Billy Mays yelling "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" >f-----'s dad opens the door >laugh maniacally as I shoot the rest of me out as fast as I can, coating his dad and the rest of the walls in s--- >that'll teach that fat n----- to eat raw f------ cookie dough >HEAR THAT, YOU FAT F---? YOU DON'T F--- WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH! Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:22:04 No.471007201 Replies: >>471007905 >>471008205 >be toilet >feeling quite lonely, nobody used me in a while >middle of the night >just chilling in the dark >all of a sudden, this fat f----- bursts into the bathroom >ohno.jpg >f----- releases a Kamehameha blast of s--- in me >entire mouth is full of s--- >friend bathtub staring at me in horror >f----- goes in the bathtub, releasing a Shadow of the Colossus turd >friend dies >f----- dad breaks into door, killing Mr door >he gets covered in s--- >feelsbadman.jpg >> Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:39:01 No.471010834 >be spoon >chilling with fork wife, s--- was so cash >all of a sudden, this fat f----- f--- opens the drawer and stole me >scared as f--- >jams me in Ms. Cookie Dough >she felt good to be inside of >feel ashamed because I am married >kid about to jam me in his mouth >pleaseno.jpg >he does it >he does this several times >return with my wife >I'm a dirty spoon >sleeping with wife >I hear the fat f----- crying and moaning in the bathroom >serves that f----- right >> Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 04/07/13(Sun)18:30:05 No.471008873 >>471008597 >be billy may's ghost >some kid taking a fat s--- >his face tells me he thinks its nearly over >lolno

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