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Anon upsets a prostitute | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1442571422947.jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] » >>672749164 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPX viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that" >"yes, I can" >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at" >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. It's b-------" >"no it's fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >l audibly laugh >"that's it" >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/255/767/92d.jpg "I haven't seen this posted in a while. | /r/Greentext")
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![File: cover1.jpg (211 KB, 800x450) >While waiting for food I get an idea >Tell her about reddit >I show her a few cute subreddits >Degeneracy kicks in >Open r/shitposting and start to scroll Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri) 18:23:47 No.29196785 [Reply] >Be me, 6ft2 chad-lite >Just dumped in last relationship because girlfriend thought I was weird >Friend introduces me to new girl >She is a slimthick goddess real qt 3.14 >Out for dinner date at Thai place >Talk to girl and hit if off. >Ask waiter to take food away >Cry in car and call friend >Her hands are wrapped around me >My arms around her shoulder >Feet licking memes and other degenerate pics on front page >Girl nervously laughs "Oh is this what guys normally look at?" >Try to explain, "Sorry, I don't know why this is on the forum... it usually isnt this bad" >Tell her it will get better if I scroll a bit more >Girl visibly looks scared as hitler worship and misogynistic posts keep scrolling into view >Panic >Scroll more >Short gif of guy creating a fleshlight within a body pillow >She physically retracts and shuffles away from me >"I need to go to the toilet and you look like you need some privacy" >Food is served to table >Girl says she is not hungry anymore >Tells me that she is actually just going to go home >Brain starts to process what the f--- just happened >Cringe and shame sets in >10 minutes laughing at the night and calling me a retard >Wake up next morning to hear qt 3.14 told her whole friend group I'm a closeted body pillow f------ p--- >Other girl In that friend group I was interested in blocks me >Want to uninstall reddit >Can't >Why am I like this bros, help Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri)18:26:37 No.29196794 typical redditor moment kys f-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/610/739/404.png "Anon is a reddit degenerate | /r/Greentext")
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